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>be in lunch line in middle school
>middle school Chad comes up behind me
>slaps my back really hard and says "How are you doing anon"
>had a sunburn so it hurt like hell
>without thinking I turn around and punch Chad in the nose as hard as I can
>not sure if I remember this right, but he might have gotten a nosebleed, because he was holding it and sniffling a lot
>lunch lady tells me to stop and get away from him
>I calmly walk back to my lunch table where I sit alone
>didn't get into any trouble for some reason
>Chad stopped fucking with me though

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>be 22, watch a lot of porn, really horny, jerk off like 5 times a day, love creepshots
>be at the library with my female cousin
>female cousin has a BIG ASS
>decide to take a creepshot
>let her walk in front of me
>pull up camera and click
>flash is on
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>cousin turns around and freaks out when she realizes what I was doing
>I tell her I accidentally clicked a button on my camera that turns on the light
>she asks to look at my gallery
>say no but she wrestles phone out of my hands
>not only is the creepshot there, but more porn, and screenshotted pictures of her from social media, her big titted sisters,and her mom's.
>cousin freaks out
>no idea what to do at this point
>remember I have money saved up
>offer her $300 not to tell her family
>she agrees and takes the cash (I had it on me because I don't like debit cards)
>tells her family any way
>they no longer want to see me
>blocked me from social media
>my family keeps trying to contact me
>ignore their calls and texts
>thinking about faking my own death at this point

Dude that is so shit. Just cut off contact and do the best you can in life until they realise you we're just a sperg for a little while

>>38727031
Because normos don't want to explore the possibility that the world created someone so damaged he will never find anyone eventually.

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>>38727031
To help dull the pain of how lonely you are.

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>you'll find someone eventually...
...after 58 more wasted lives of course! Go and kys to speed up your meeting with waifu!

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>>38727027
>>He also states that he could tell straight away Im a straight guy who loves to suck cock

>>38727027
continue thread op,i'm curious p2 now

(cont)
Now this is the odd part, having watched like 3 trap videos in the passed im usually over whelmed with guilt and disgust after I cum but I wasn't after this.

>We laid on the together and he gave me a beer out of his fridge and we watched the rugby
>I told him I honestly ewnjoyed what had just happened and he said hes not surpised
>Says that he enjoys letting guys like me act out their homosexual tendencies, says he sees it alot in society
>States that Im not entirely bisexual or repressed and doesnt try and turn me or lay a guilt trip on me for not 'coming out'. Admits he has occasionally enjoys the pleasure of a woman but prefers me
>After about 30 minutes Im horny again and say that Im willing to try sex and that I want him to bottom me
>Looks at me with an expression of 'Wellnotshitlol.mpeg'
>Seeing that Ive never done it before he tells me to go to bathroom and take a shit then have a shower lol. Very abruptly too.
>Well ok so there I am emprting my bowels a best I can then washing it all out.
>I come out and get on the bed and he fingers my ass 'Yep thats pretty good' he says
>Lubes me up, puts a dommy on then slowly puts his cock into my ass
>It hurt but at the same time was amazing
>Tells me he felt my sphincter relax, I sort of laugh
>He goes slow at first but eventually works up to a decent and speed before cuming
>Im so fucking rock hard, my cock is dripping that I push him off, roll him over and mount him
>After about a minute I blow.
>We both go and have a shower then retire to the bed for one last beer. Dont feel a shred of guilt
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>>38726915
>Fembot

Dunno wtf that is. GTFO whore no one cares.

>>38726915
Stop. I know this is bait but just stop. Why do you have to remind me that I'll always be a khv.

>>38726931
This isn't bait and it's really stressing me out.

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>>38726870
What do you want, a fucking cookie?

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>>38726890
You made me laugh for a moment.

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There is a similar thread in /s4s/ >>>/s4s/5632489

>>38726838
Onion rings, like 5 large ones.

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>>38726838
wtf nigger are you gonna mail the food to me, why are you buying food for people on an anonymous image board anyways

Do they have any salads like subway does? Im in a diet

>>38726823
Please stop raising the bar. Nobody wants some Amazonian woman anyways.

what if im really 6'1.5" but everyone thinks im 6'3"

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>>38726823
>mfw boyfriend is 6'2"

I'll stop exclusively dating guys over 6'0" when I experience a shortage of them :3

deep issues with authority
crushing loneliness

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Are you a licensed psychologist/psychiatrist?

>>38726812

Give me an example of issues you have with authority and how it plays out. The more details the better.

And use a name if you want me to remember you. I didn't put that requirement in the OP, but it's the tradition here.

>>38726826

Nope.

>>38726737
Thats not a bad idea. Ive tried starving myself but its hard, the will and desire to live and eat

I've been going alright. I've been able to go down to two meals a day within six hours with no snacks and now I'm down to one meal a day. I'm gonna see how this goes but I'm tempted to just go and not anything at all and fast for a while. I've been tempted to water fast since day one but I don't want to fuck my metabolism that much.

I think I might actually be developing an eating disorder.

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Hello fellow vapers;
yes am starving myself too, one meal per day, and vaping+coffee helps alot

>nigger made the coalburner pay the toll and disposed of his mocha mistakes before offing himself
Honestly he's a staple of what all niggers should aspire to be.

>>38726722

Toll has been paid.

>>38726757
i feel for the father, not only his daughter got blacked, that nigger also shot him !

Who knows. I love seeing white whores get beat up by niggers though.

>>38726607
Because men who hit women don't announce that they are wife beaters on the first date.

Women require physical instruction.

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>>38726569
Get into SPH like me. You won't regret it.

>>38726569
Are you actually phimotic or just animeme phimosis?

>>38726907
Yea actually phitomic. Can take off the foreskin when flaccid but erect is a huge pain.
>>38726871
No thanks i'm not that low. I'd rather kill myself.

go ask /adv/ for help Norman

>>38726565
Stop responding. You should also probably cut contact with your girl

>>38726590
Don't. I'll help you here and now.
Kill yourself, >>38726565.

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>>38726526
even i still like to fantasize playing music in front of ppl i could impress, or just fantasize doing something and position myself in third person position, looking at how good and cool i would look doing that stuff. everytime i feel intimidated or inferior or insecure, i make up melodies or beats in my head while mumbling, fantasizing playing it and impressing ppl that just made me feel insecure or inferior. i'm pretty good at music, btw. but yeah, i'm very insane.

y'all just need a little bit of a push. i need exorcism

>>38726526
>getting yourself to talk to women is easy.
HAH, good joke.

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>>38726585
i also really enjoy browsing through gears and things that i want to own, and fantasize wearing or using them in a scenario that i wish could happen in my life, being seen by ppl i wish could see me. fuck. i can't wait to graduate college and get a job so that at least i get to force myself to do stuffs that will shape me into something normal and sane

Sorry anon...

Black Stacies are Chad's property.

we only get the 5/10 left overs.

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>>38726538
I'm a Brad so I get 7/10s

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>>38726538
true, the girls like this want nothing to do with robots