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Is it smug Nazi Pepe?

i try to be an artist

>>38727602
my mom says im artistic
so did the doctor
are you really artistic too?

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Depends what sort of job you have.
I imagine working in fast food could be even more depressing than being a NEET.
I like having money but travelling to the city for good prostitutes can be scary. I want a sex robot.

>>38727454
Sucks dude I'd rather go neet and play vidya all day, but then I'd have to explain the gap in my employment when the thing I'm waiting for comes up.

It's nice saving all this fucking money I guess but when you can swindle the government for the same amount in necessities, it's almost like this money only has value if I blow it on idiotic shit then scrounge benefits to live.

Buying something useful like a house is so far above what I can pay it may as well be impossible.

Modern economys fucking stupid.

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>>38727454
Why are you a neet OP? Have you tried being a wagie?

>>38727433
j reyez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da0tEIgTHPE

skip to the last guy's verse if you can't stand listening to the beginning

>>38728855
2:22

orign al in al origanl

it's funny because the best rapper in the video only has one other song. J reyez was always kinda trash and still is.

>>38727433
Absolute shit taste in rap. You are the definition of weeb. Just go back to listening to 90s east coast rap.

>>38728855
>J-Rap
>Posts a gook
This is why nobody takes this trash board seriously. You fuck up even simple things

he just wanted some reddit karma so he can feel validated in his miserable existence

>>38727432
most people pretend to be depressed now. it's sort of a "trend" to pretend you wanna kill yourself and that you hate life. and either way, this retarded normalfag probably didn't know his joy is temporary and that the instant he travels back home he'll get depressed again. we all know the best long term way to fix depression is lobotomy or suicide

>>38727432
Reddit has more manipulation and lies for the sake of fake Internet attention than even Facebook. Fuck that place.

Mexico, boi

The Africans should have perfected Quinine by this point. Hardly hear of any malaria cases anymore.

>>38727356
nice dude, how did a robot like you get nudes

>is it wrong
Yes it is wrong to have female acquaintances and still post on this board

>>38727327
Sorry OP but you show signs of mild autism. Atleast youre not sure about your opinion

>>38727337
>doesnt have a oneitis that he orbits
why are you here anon?

Jerk off onto the bleeding cuts and then get her to lick it up

Tell her she's looking fat and her pussy smells like something died inside. Also show more affection to her mother/sisters, they deserve it.

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>>38727315
>my girlfriend


out mr norman nobody cares about you and your psychologically disturbed slut gf hopefully she hits an artery and bleed slowly to death and i hope you find her bloated body in the bathroon, with piss and shit all over the floor

>>38727270
No, and Mormon girls will definitely use their charms to convert you then dump you once the cult gives her the props for the conversion. She will then go back to Chad, who just finished his 2-year missionary journey and is now in 'muh priesthood'. Don't fucking bother.

>>38727357
This girl doesn't seem like the type of girl who would dump after converting. But honestly seems like it would be a burden on the whole relationship if I had to deal with going to church. I just really can't get behind that.

Have you had any experiences like that anon?

>>38727427
lol just get with her and see how things play out. maybe you can convert her instead senpai :^)

>>38727258
>be like

And that's how I know you are a fucking cancerous normalfag.

>>38727258
They make an okay drag queen at best
Stop lying to yourself

>busting mediocre nuts
ill have you know I edge myself and have the best cums I can
i cum bigs

Long john silvers
That's like the only place that has trans fat in anything lmao

the fucking dumpster

>>38727261
I worked there as a teenager. It probably took years off my life.

>>38727221
>tfw chubbier than this
>tfw just want someone who will love my big hairy body

post contact info anon

>>38727298
post bod pics first plz

and thank you

>>38727221
what's the psychology behind liking these men ?

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>>38727198
Rape
Fjjffj

>>38727198
Insult something about her looks, that's what truly destroys roasties.

>>38727198
Pretend you like her a lot and make her feel great about herself. Then, slowly start to ignore her and make little comments about her appearance and weight. She'll want to kill herself in no time.

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>>38727193
https://www.mgtow.com/

orgigininig

I stopped reading at amature comedian please try harder next time.

>>38727193
Stopped reading at first GF


GTFO normalbitch

Sage

They serve tendies and everything they have is unhealthy, so yes.

Looks like it right about now. Fuck me running matey

>>38727206
>tendies
DAE praise Kek? upvoted, don't let the normies find our dank memes

>>38727132
>got internet on our family computer at age 10
>was on the internet playing runescape mostly in 2006
>by age 12 I was watching porn on it while my parents were out, got caught a few times though it was all pretty vanilla at that point
>by age 14 I was watching entry level weird, like gangbangs, bdsm and tentacles
>at age 15 got an ipod, could look at weirder shit and in private
>by age 16 was jerking it to actual horses and incredibly degenerate shit
n-not much, you?

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Obviously the gay stuff, people will think I really want to fuck men when really I just want a thick bitch.

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>>38727187
My friends were talking the other day on how they dont understand how anyone can like a thigh job. Little do they know its my favorite type of porn and I worship thighs...