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You probably dont need to lose 10 pounds thats not that fat

Do manlets even need to worry about their appearance?

>>38731151
It is relative.
That height is normal here in south america.

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>>38731085
That picture you used as pic related is fucking ugly.
But don't worry, I got the better version right here.

>>38731182
>trace a girl
>call it a boy
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>38731182
>real pornstars are too vapid to jack off to
>anime characters are too unreal to get my dick hard

You're both wrong

>>38730980
because niggers are stupid pavement apes, make no contribution to society and did i mention they're stupid.

Because they took our girlbs

>>38730980
I hate them because the amount of crime they commit. I also hate them because they are the entire reason the welfare state exists in the USA. Since the welfare state it exists it causes illegal immigrants to arrive here to take advantage of it.

>>38730973
>having girls like you

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>>38730973
>but anon, you should be flattered!

FUCK NORMIES REEEEEEE

>>38730973
same here, only obese or very ugly girls are into me, the girls i liked all had chad bfs

>>38730961
but that 0.00001% chance of success makes it worth it, right anon?

>>38730961
>It's as if I want to hit a reset button that has a 99.99999% chance of failure

what do u mean just shoot yourself

>>38731032
I said reset button. Not not reset button.

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I hate it when that happens. Haha

Only happens to me in public bathrooms.
I probably have aids now

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>clean public toiletseat vigorously
>leg touches the rim in the front, where the seat ends instead of going all the way around
>it's soaked in piss and I forgot to clean that

I love fictional stories too

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>>38730899
Yes. Joseph was a goy and raised his wife's son from a nigger god.

Sorry to ruin this for you. But Mariah being a "virgin mother" is a metaphor. They tried to portray her as a "stainless" (untouched) women who is free of sins and therefore they used the word "virgin" or some bs. Learned this in high school.

>>38730845
Sell all of that see stuff. You can a lot of alcohol and snacks with the money :)

>have two Nintendo Classic Minis

Fking scalper kys

>>38730845
That's because you play alone.

I hit my daughter. what do you do?

>>38730820
I drink and scream at my fiancee for no reason. I scream in her face until my face turns red and I can't breathe

>>38730902
it's best if you channel your rage at people, rather than letting it affect yourself.

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>>38730760
Because i enjoy my sleep and I gotta rest up if I'm gonna see my family today. Can't be acting sleepy and wonky! Why are you up so early neetman?

I got fired and so now I can stay in bed all day!!!

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>>38730760
how do i into NEEThood bros? I can't take it anymore!!!

>>38730757
Socially developed people that were never put down became socially succesful.
>W E W L A D
>E
>W
>L
>A
>D

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>one of my bullies is actually a low iq thug currently doing time for attacking an elderly woman
>probably isn't a virgin like me though

>>38730757
>tfw you realize once and for all that the "you'll be your bullies' boss" was 100% bullshit
this is all bullshit because the normies want you to believe that so that you don't off yourself early, otherwise they can't exploit you

That's the biggest Asian dick I've seen

>>38730746
What behavior would suggest if women were attracted to men?
Asking men out.
Do women ask men out?
No.

What can we conclude?

>>38730746
I'm not a woman, but I am.

>>38730581
The majority of women are vapid narcissists.

Welcome to the real world

>>38730581
You don't deserve to be inside of a women at all.

>>38730581
Who came up with those numbers anyway?

INTP too

Ree at Es and Fs

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if you are not an intp-t or infp-t you don't belong here

Intp

Why are we like this and why can't we be like something else?

I go to church sometimes. Started going out of curiosity one day I was drunk killing some time before class. I started praying and almost cried. There's a good atmosphere to connect with oneself.
Not religious tho.

I never feel comfortable around strangers, so I could never feel welcomed in a church of any religion besides one I have full control over.

>>38730554
Pic related is genius, allow me to steal it please.