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if you had opportunity to kill everyone in the world with push of a button would you do it?
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Only if it doesn't include me.
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Only if it does include me.
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op here yes i forgot to mention you won't be killed obv

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>tfw browsing 4chan made me gay

How do I stop lusting for big cocks?
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>>38735044
stop looking at porn
don't go nofap, that's for legit autists, but noporn produces actual results, there are a myriad of studies just a google away that show this.
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>>38735076
Ya I can't do that, I need dicks
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just cum & the feelings go away for a while
you need to keep jerking off if you want to hold the urges off though

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Any other robots wear earrings? I've always been an autist and got my ear pierced when I was 10 years old lel. It's the true autiste chic of apparel and accessories, compliments the robotic personality by saying "I am edgy, I am cool in my own mind, despite my crippling depression and ridiculously low self esteem I am COOL."
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>>38735032
>>>/r/eddit
leave my board faggot cuck
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>>38735072
Fuck you, what's cucked about a bit of style?
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>>38735032
Are you actually autistic? o

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Your last day of freedom is ticking away quite quickly, wagecuck.
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I work 6 days a week including the weekend
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>>38735000
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TIME GOING

LIKE ITS ALREADY AUGUST WTF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>talks about time ticking away
How ironic. How long do you think mommy and daddy are gonna support you NEETs?

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Sunday evening edition.
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>>38734982
my toilet needs cleaning
just kidding i like polls
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chuj nie polish feel kurwo jebana
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wowik ty psie rozpierdole cie czaisz

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I messed up bros...might lose my job in retail,which isn't bad but it's humiliating.

>working the register
>guy who came in yesterday with his girl and baby and bought groceries and 2 packages of condoms is there alone today and bought more condoms..one package was flavored
>I can't contain my autism and start drilling him questions about condoms
>Yes I'm khv so I don't know anything on this matter..
>ask him why he is already buying more condoms. Why you would want flavored ones, if they change the flavor of the girl. Asked if he ever used or could use magnums. Asked about the variations of condoms he bought yesterday (his her pleasure, numbing, male ecstasy, variety pack etc)
>mostly boils down to he likes to try different condoms and see what they're all about.

He didn't seemed bothered by it..though wasn't happy to answer me. But the people in line looked horrified by my questions and someone issued a complaint to manager because I said cock at one point... Manager said we need to talk about my behavior with customers... Am I fucked?
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I'm going to have to go into work soon and talk to the manager. I might just call in sick.... I don't want to have this talk, I fucking hate normalfags...why would you buy condoms at the store.
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Where else would you buy condoms
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>>38735453
>I might just call in sick
Don't. That'll just make your manager even more inclined to fire you.

This is a black alpha male. If you're a white boi don't even try competing. This is the epitome of masculinity.
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>>38734927
No other race can compete to this proud black man.
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Peak
Black
Alpha
Male
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>>38734927
maybe i guess....for blacks anyway

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How am I supposed to save the damn white race if the women show zero interest in me? I did everything I was supposed to do: achieved a decent income sufficient to support a family, brought my body into a good shape, didn't fall for any degenerate shit such as tatoos, piercing, video games or anime.

Yet I see the majority of couples these days are bmwf. And I am talking about dirty rapefugees. What can they offer except for a sandnigger dick which is btw not larger than the european one on average. I am confused.

Please no LARPing. Serious thread.
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>>38734889
White men are common and not interesting.

Women love attention and love being dominated.

Hanging out with a jihadi or a black thug gets the women more attention.
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Because you're a boring fuck and probably so are the women you approach.
The niggers and muslims that they fuck are probably generic and boring as fuck too, but "at least" they have that air of exoticism from coming from shit-tier countries.
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>>38734891
/thread

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Fembots, were you popular in high school?
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Thisty femb0t, ask for nudes
[email protected]
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now I remember why I stopped coming on this board
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No. I was in special ed. and the other kids thought we were freaks. I was bullied a lot, I didn't have friends even with the other special ed. kids.

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>Christmas Eve
>waiting for present to myself to be delivered
>doorbell rings
>open door
>group of people in elve costumes standing there
>start singing Christmas carol
>close door
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>>38734863
Good thing it's not happening for another 5 months, ya dumb cunt
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>>38734863
Seems like you waited a bit to tell this story.
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>>38734863
>be 15
>grandma asks if I want to go Christmas shopping
>tell her no
>later at Christmas all cousins are gathered around tree
>she hands out a present to each of them
>except me
>"sorry anon I didn't know what to get you because you're the only one who didn't want to go shopping with me."
>then when no one is looking she smirks at me

I was 15 so it's not as though I cared much for presents anymore but her whole attitude pissed me off.

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How do I find non-retards? I'm convinced nobody on 4chan has an IQ above 104 - and that's being seriously generous.

Not honestly expecting any helpful answers, of course. So proceed with the inevitable butthurt shitposting.
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Get a job that requires a skill where you can utilize your brilliance. Fail, come back to shitpost, and accept your mediocrity.
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>>38734829
>Claims to be intelligent but is too stupid to find other intelligent people

Yup, I totally believe you.
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>>38734829
Indeed fellow high IQ man.
It is of some disturbingness.
Hmm!

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Hey /r9k/, why don't you sort yourself out?
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>>38734821
Because that is only a silly platitude.
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>>38734821
forgot the "champ" at the end
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>>38734821
Don't forget the firm handshake.

Oregon

So how's your cute anime girl collection going, bros?
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I have so many cute anime girls, OP. SO many. You don't even know.
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>>38734767
share
or else
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>>38734767
I have almost 28k. What's your score?

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Is it okay to look through your girlfriend's/boyfriend's phone when they aren't around?
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>>38734728
Why exactly would you want to look through their phone, OP?
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Why would you? You should trust your partners anon
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>>38734773

To see how they are when I'm not around. To see what things they browse.

>ywn suck Felix's little and cute trap dick until he comes in your mouth

Why live?
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>sucking a traps cock
Come on. He went through all the trouble of dressing up as a girl. At least ravage him like one.
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>>38734949
Motherfucker, I know what i want and i will ravage it as i see fit.
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>>38734949
That happens after the succ silly.

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