>tfw grandpa says I should transition
but I don't even want to be a girl >_<
I guess grandpa knows best, he is very wise and I trust him and if he thinks I should then I will
>>39587327
I never met my grandpa. I am a black sissy who lives with mom and grandma. Grandma buys my makeup and mom buys my panties and bras.
>>39587327
>>tfw grandpa says I should transition
>but I don't even want to be a girl >_<
>
>I guess grandpa knows best, he is very wise and I trust him and if he thinks I should then I will
Dumb sissy white boi.
>>39587383
I'm not white wtf
Stop white washing /r9k/
> Bernard's physique as hardly better than that of the average Gamma. He stood eight centimetres short of the standard Alpha height and was slender in proportion. Contact with members of he lower castes always reminded him painfully of this physical inadequacy. "I am I, and wish I wasn't"; his self-consciousness was acute and stressing. Each time he found himself looking on the level, instead of downward, into a Delta's face, he felt humiliated. Would the creature treat him with the respect due to his caste? The question haunted him. Not without reason. For Gammas, Deltas and Epsilons had been to some extent conditioned to associate corporeal mass with social superiority. Indeed, a faint hypnopaedic prejudice in favour of size was universal.
>Hence the laughter of the women to whom he made proposals, the practical joking of his equals among the men.
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH EVEN BOOKS LAUGH AT YOU LMAO
>>39587296
>For Gammas, Deltas and Epsilons had been to some extent conditioned to associate corporeal mass with social superiority.
This means only retards think being a filthy bigger means being superior.
>>39587362
They were conditioned that way because the alphas and betas had been genetically engineered to be physically larger.
Bernard had alcohol spilled in his blood-surrogate which is why he was pretty much the only manlet robot alpha.
>>39587362
>Indeed, a faint hypnopaedic prejudice in favour of size was universal.
UNIVERSAL
>Hence the laughter of the women to whom he made proposals
god bernard shaw predicted the future
>>39587400
8CM SHORTER LMAO
>fell for the gf meme
Goddamn women are BORING AS FUCK
Why does this cunt need constant attention? Women are a massive waste of my precious time holy shit
Does that mean the cuddles are not worth it?
You can always watch anime together.And Ai Channel
>>39587257
This is why I've never had a girlfriend.
I've had offers. I've had girls hounding on me. All that shit. Nope. I refuse.
I had a girl over for like 2 days. Oh my fucking god. I wanted to die. Pussy is not worth it man. I was so fucking bored.
Have any of you ever actually met a woman that sound profound intellectual things?
>Hey anon. Have you ever wondered why this thing is the way it is? I mean, when you think about it...
Girls want to talk about their friends. Their work. Maybe a TV show. And after that, they get bored, and just want to do things.
>Anon, i'm bored, lets go do something. Let's go on a drive. Lets go into town. Lets get sushi. Lets see a movie. Lets go do something anon. I have to keep doing things because I'm so fucking boring I can't amuse myself. Oh anon. I've never read a book in my life and I'm probably literally retarded. Don't you want to marry me and give me half your money?
Don't get me wrong. I'd love to date a really thought provoking, interesting, magnetic, mysterious, amusing, funny girl.
But I legit don't think they exist.
>get bangs
>mom says it's girly
>just what I wanted to hear but the tone is dubious and deadpan
>>39587237
>mom says it's girly
CUTE
>>39587237
>>get bangs
>>mom says it's girly
>>just what I wanted to hear but the tone is dubious and deadpan- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.
kill yourself, dumb anime sissy boy, white men were made for black cock.
Should I fap today? I haven't fapped in 3 days.
No,keep going
You might just become a chad
>>39587810
but its really hard
>>39588025
Are you a slave to your duck lust? Or are you a ubermensch capable of controlling his desires?
Only niggers lack this self control
i'm so lonely and any time i attempt
to put myself out there a little bit, it gets thrown back in my face-they laugh at me for trying. is it really
too late to make any friends at all? is my reputation that low that it will be forever impossible for me to reach out to anyone? i'm tired of being kicked when i'm down, it's like a tunnel with no light at the end. maybe i'd save myself from feeling this embarrassment if i just didn't try at all.
how old are you? where are you searching for friends? what kind of people are they?
>>39587252
18, education, all of them
>>39587297
I would say that you should search for people with the same interests as you, but if you're not a normie this will be hard. Most people I talk to have little in common with me, they're just situational friends. But if you're just 18 it's not too late yet.
I've been alone for so long.
People think It's depressing but It's not, I like being alone, how spiritual it is.
Corbin
>>39587142
Is that you? You look pretty qt, a solid 5.8/10
>>39587142
haha spoopy black
>>39587142
yeah i like it, i like both
>"can you do overtime tommorow anon?"
>"sorry I'm busy tommorow"
>*laughs* "no you're not"
HOW DO THEY KNOW
is being forced to do overtime legal?
I'M ALREADY WORKING THE WEEKEND TOO NO I DONT WANT TO WORK 7 DAYS STRAIGHT
WHATS THE POINT OF A JOB IF YOU CANT EVEN HAVE TIME TO USE THE MONEY
>>39587110
You should have been more specific. Something like "I'm helping [friend or relative] move tomorrow"
So theres a girl at work Im obsessed with but havent made a move on obviously since we hooked up 2 months ago. I think about her all the time and get anxiety when guys talk about her. Shes pretty good looking and apparently and easy slut, except in my case which is making me feel insecure. Started stalking her on facebook and instagram, stealing pics. So last night-
>Haviong intense lucid dreams
>In my room, hear her coming up my stairs, annoyed
>Barges through my door and just walks in
>Literally 10/10 tall chad bf walks in and says 'babe do you need my help'
>She says 'pfft no I can handle this on my own'
>'Hello' I say as she ignores me and lays on my bed
>Shes wearing slutty booty shorts and at first i firgure this is going to be a sex dream
>Instead she just teases me with ehr body then rolls over with my ]phone in her hand
>Shes going through it checking for pics
>I dont jump on her and rape her or fuck her eve though its my dream, over come with anxiety and intimidation
>She starts mocking me saying the reason she hasnt fucked me is because Im weak. Says that she purposely made a mistake with my pay slip weeks ago meaning I now owe the government money back for being over paid.
>Sits there and says 'Dou you understand why people like me do this to guys like you? Its because you're weak and pathetic'
>I say 'we-we-well why w-would y-y-uou do that to me?'
>Again this is inside MY dream
>She puts her leg over mine and I touch then then she snatches my hand away and says 'dont fucking touch me!'
Wake up panicked, sweating. Took me a good 5 minutes to come too and realise it was a dream as the surroundings in the dream almost 100% matched my room.
So how fucked am I robots?
>>39587090
I like the picture. Makes me feel like I'm in her room while her parents are out of the house
>>39587090
You've got to jack off RIGHT NOW!!
>>39587090
She is going to pork out the minute someone marries her. Also not that pretty, but will have over-inflated ego from attention now, because big tits.
>be me, a few months ago
>praying to Kek for over a year now
>every night, before going to sleep, I praise him, while never asking anything in return
>suddenly get a huge crush on a friend of mine
>she has a boyfriend of 2 years
>I pray that she breaks up with him
>next day, she breaks up with him
I haven't truly believed in Kek before that, but this is a very weird coincidence.
Anyone has similar story? Or am I the only one autistic enough to take this seriously?
>>39587063
You better move in on that anon, kek is watching.
Post instructions on the kek worshiping ritual. Also, /pol/ aside. Some people are none ironically pegan or intrested in learning about it. I'm the last one.
>>39587063
Anon eat the biopussi before it's too late
Kek would be proud
apparently my oneitis is gay, how should I proceed? As a side note, I am heavily anti-gay.
Rape her into submission. Bend her to your will with your cock.
If it doesn't work? Just dump her in a river or something since she's a fag anyway.
>>39587036
Give up, and try to find an easier lay. She'd probably only ever "turn" for a rich Chad Thundercawk
>>39587036
Give up, search for another, it shouldnt be that hard.
>you would look cute in a skirt
Thanks..
Dumb anime sissy boy.
>>39587038
>Dumb anime sissy boy.
Dumb sissy anime boy.
>>39587000
>>you would look cute in a skirt
>Thanks..
Dumb sissy white boi.
>tfw spent 1.8k on PC
>finally got the last 3 parts today
>been watching videos on how to build a pc all week
>probably going to fuck something up
Any robots build their pc or just buy prebuilt?
>brainlet doesn't know how to solve a puzzle
Ae you using the standard intel or a custom fan? A very easy way to fuck up is to apply too much. It sounds like a stupid mistake, but not when you get the small bag with the fan. (Always good to use the custom fans custom paste for the custom fan material.)
>spend 1800 dollars to play overwatch and watch youtube videos
Nigger tier money management
What do girl farts smell like? I've been spending too much time on /tv/ reading BRAAAP-posts and now I've become obsessed
They smell like farts.... duh?
>>39586892
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Hmmm was ist das anon? You be good and smell it then we ficki.
>BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>smell it anon
>inhale my intestinal gas!
Anyone want to turn me into a girl with hrt and make me their GF reeee i wanna look cute for someone and cook/clean for them
>>39586870
>Anyone want to turn me into a girl with hrt and make me their GF reeee i wanna look cute for someone and cook/clean for them- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.
bumping this thread so the gay spreads~
>>39587318
>tfw i caught the gay really bad in the last year