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>>38735620
are you talking about the people that have 7 kids or the one's complaining about them??

>>38735620
>Other people having kids while I'm not makes me feel insecure please stop
Reminds me of some people somewhere.

>>38735655
I'm talking about the cucks who are offended by white babies.

>>38735585
Happens me few times in a year.

Nothing wrong with having a small amount of autism.

>>38735585
concentrate you bitch, start meditation daily and learn to concentrate in this world full of distractions.

The internet has ruined your attention span.

It happened to me too.

What about we develop a robot cyborg normie

>>38735526
Honestly they are all sad things and none should be strived for. Robots are failures, Normies are either ignorate or unsatisfied, and cyborgs are somewhere in the bleek middle.

>>38735526
By my own personal definitions, a robot is a khv who is isolated mentally and/or physically from society, while a cyborg is a virgin who is not isolated from society and has friends, but just can't do romantic relationships.
Normies are the people who make up that society, who have no problem making friends and getting into romantic relationships.

I think Cyborg is a good one to aim for.

>>38735518
>be me
>go on 4chan
>find /r9k/ board
>see a faggot's stupid post
>reply in shitty greentext story format
>wait for thread to die

>>38735518
>bought a bmw m3
>been driving it
The secret to happiness OP

>>38735518
>be me
>wake up
cont.

>>38735436
That's pathetic. I think the most beta thing I ever did was not ask out my crush in high school. She had a boyfriend but later confessed she wanted my cock anyway lol

Made me a better person. Went on to cuck two guys and steal a girl from a third. Worked out well in the end

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>>38735436
>be best friend's birthday
>best friend is a girl
>have a crush on her
>give her flowers
>expect a kiss or smth
>get a hug
That killed me on the inside. Plus I came earlier than other people just to be alone with her ;_;

>>38735597
She was your best friend. What were you expecting?

It bothers my mom but it's not like she did anything to stop it from happening. The opposite, in fact, and I think she knows it, she just doesn't understand exactly why so the next best thing is to keep taking it out on me regardless.

my parents still believe i can win

My mum is proud of my success in my career, and financially, but I know she knows she's never going to get grandchildren and it hurts her.

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Another moon-faced irishman.

>>38735322
white people are very diverse

>>38735360
Was thinking the same exact thing mate. This cunt is Irish

>>38735319
But anon, I can't find a boy to love

>>38735319
I wish i'd find some girl that would lick my dirty asshole.

>>38735371
Have you tried looking for one?

>>38735279
>secluded spot
rent a garage next time

>>38735334
or go at 4.30 AM, thats the time when less people are on the streets, for most cities

>>38735279
Dude it's a sign that you need to live, I'll tell you what helped me from the brink of suicide and maybe it'll help you too: focus. That's it. Disconnect from all the bad stuff and focus on what brings you joy, contentment, pleasure, peace, health, and all the good emotions, even melancholy is great ( I mean the occasional pleasantly sad feeling that maybe makes you cry a little but not to the point it makes you wanna off yourself). Understand life is intrinsically unfair, hurtful and vulgar, most people, including family, friends, classmates, teachers, coworkers, can be rude and hurtful, so focus on the few who are nice and if there's no one then just just focus on yourself, George Washington said "it's better to be alone than have shit company" (or something like that), there's no shame in being alone. Good luck.

>>38735217
I got bullied for being a small little faggot with tiny hands, turned out to be a tranny lmao

favorite thing to do in my school was throwing stuff at the fat kid, unwanted food , dirt, those weird hard little red berrys in the size of a pin pong ball, trash, one time even a glass bottle that luckily missed. Guess who was the fat kid. Well at least it gave me enough self hatred to lose weight.

>>38735217
I mostly didn't get bullied in school since I "poked" a few with pencils and I got a reputation to leave me alone

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>>38735216
Funny how the mods hate threads that align with the advice board but neglect /pol/ and /Lgbt/ threads that are overflowing the board.
>watch me get banned for this

Gays and traps are the symptom.
Jews are the disease.

>>38735303
pol is just as bad

original

>What are the most robotic political views
Robots are apolitical because politics are for normalfags

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>>38735203
If Hitler won, robots wouldn't be a thing.

>>38735231

This. Death to Spooks.

Lol rages faces are so funny. Top kek of the morning my nigtop xd

>>38735450
It's reclaiming them from normie redditors so they're a funny chan meme again. /pol/ will save rage comics like we did Pepe.

>>38735618
I don't think ragecomics are worth reclaiming or even claiming by anyone.

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>>38735159
You should consider yourself lucky, OP. I'm white and only get attention from black girls. And one super qt Korean girl, but she's only here for another month, and I'm too beta to actually act on it. I've been trying to like black girls but they're the exact opposite of what I like, short blonde pale AF, pink nippled types. Plus, black pussy is so fucking gross looking.

White girls, from day 1, are the most spoiled type of person

>>38735496
How is it disgusting you cuck? Black women literally have the smoothest skin too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U7xjHlEGsU

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>who turns up to your funeral
my mother and my sister, maybe my two friends.
>who do you haunt
I'd haunt my father because he's a piece of shit

I hope I don't have a funeral. I want it in writing so that the people having the service have to make it known they are going against my wishes. None of the fucking assholes in my life are going to use my death to get attention.