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>>38736615
Angela can come in, not sure about the tit size of the other two

>>38736615
H-h-hold on, let me just tidy some things up...
>reboxes anime figures and onaholes
>takes down anime posters and wall scrolls
>stuffs it all under the bed along with my dakis
>locks PC
>scrapes cum off the sheets
O-okay you can come in now

>>38736615
man, i would be nervous as fuck

im rooming in an apartment with 2 other guys this year. I only met one of them once and it was a tranny. What am i in for?

>>38736537
Most were too messy for me, which is why I don't live with roommates anymore.

Had one craigslist roomate who was dope as hell. Still really good friends with him even though he lives across the country. The next craigslist roommate was a normie jackass. Just a pathetic manchild and I couldn't stand him. I'm so glad I'm living on my own.

>>38736537
I share a house with this scummy couple in their 50's.

>They can't wash a dish properly
>They live off microwave meals
>They slam doors and bitch to the landlord about every little thing
>The clog the shower drain and never clean it
>They used to steal my toilet roll and paper towels before I started hiding them

I don't even acknowledge their existence whenever we meet now, which makes the woman absolutely assdevastated.

eat her ass
make sure not to eat the pussy though, that how she gets a uti

i'd tell her i'm not into that

also OP why are you imagining a situation where she calls the shots? that's not the way this is supposed to go.

you're going against your own biological nature. that's a mighty hard fight to win.

>>38736634
My biological nature tells that I'm attracted to each aspect of woman, even to her asshole if my sexual impulses say it. There is no loss where there is pleasure.

me

>was never good at anything like everyone else seemed to be
>never had any ability at sports, music, etc
>never enjoyed school, never have enjoyed anything actually
>wish all the time I wasn't so inferior to everyone

>>38736436
I'm okay at everything and really good at nothing

>>38736436
>Excel at drawing
>Too impatient to draw
>Feel unfulfilled and stopped drawing
>Miss drawing

>>38736400
>what can I expect?
A sunburn

>>38736400
It's literally the most straining and tedious job you can have but some of us love the field. I've been doing it for over 6 years now.

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>>38736400
>cart attendent
Oh wow.

Origami.

Oh is this that step-by-step instructional on how to be a massive faggot?

I wish i knew how to read

>>38736423
Glad I'm not the only one here who can't read. I rely on speech to text and text to speed to talk online

>>38736328
>tfw no phone
>tfw no laptop

I have so sit at my computer all day like a fucking primitive.

>>38736328
I was shitposting from my phone earlier but it's a pain in the ass. Keyboard is better.

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>>38736409
>*yaaaawwwwn*

Sorry to hear that anon.

I'll express my condolences by turning over into a more comfortable position.
;)

>>38736320
Ask him "How ya doin?" and ascertain his reason for approaching me

Shout fuck off nigger or something before pulling out on my penis and attempting to urinate in his face until he goes away.

Nigger.

>>38736320
Shoot the nigger dead for walking in white space

Dude, he is getting you food, for free. He's being good to you. Look at it that way. Some men don't express feels outwardly much. Hope you enjoyed your burger with your Dad. :)

so you're getting free food from your dad....
whats the problem here? A lot of robots dont even have father's or people in general that would do that for them

>>38736307
at least you have a dad you ungratefull pice of shit, mine preferred the bottle over me

He's cute anon. Congrats.

Fags beegone

>>38736298
Why have you posted the same mediocre bait thread twice in two days? Can't come up with something new? Are you new to this?

If a girl called me handsome at Walmart I'd remember the day forever. Hell I'd tell my grandchildren (if I ever get laid) about it with teary eyes.

>>38736293
Sorry she felt offended at Walmart, maybe should have gone grocery shopping at Whole Foods instead.

Lmao
> I was catcalled at niggermart how unexpected!!!

Its like an army thats besieged and constantly fighting versus one that took a break behind the lines to resupply, rearm and boost morale and got back into the fight securing victory after victory in rapid succession.

all the horniness got built up over that time. I went on a two-week nofap and the first fap after that was ten times more erotic than usual, like discovering masturbation all over again

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>nofap for 1 (one) day
>masturbate 4 times in a row the next day

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Very accurate sauce

I hope so, LA is due for a cleansing

Good. End this fat spic mulatto degerate hellscape.

>>38736223
Would you mind telling me your reasoning behind how you came to this realization?

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>>38736223
wholesome robots are best robots

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>>38736223
>basically perfect family
>cant stand being around them at all

>>38736139
>>submerge my dick in the toilet water when I pee so it is completely silent

ew

Sometimes I like to pinch the end of my foreskin closed and pee in it so it swells up like a balloon.

>pinch tip off as I piss
>prostate gets slightly stimulated as entire urethra swells from urine

anyone do this?