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>guy studies to become podiatrist
>"omg u foot fetish freak lol"

>guy studies to become a dentist
>"nice, gg"

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>>38739661
>>guy studies to become podiatrist
>>"omg u foot fetish freak lol"

That's all in your mind, nobody thinks like that

why would you do that for? you'd see lots of disgusting feet.

>>38739619
suicide of course origina

>>38739619
Introduce her to Chad so can pump some decent genes into your bloodline.

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Honor killing is the best way to go about it.

>>38739611
obviously youre half white
I can tell cause the tip of your dick isnt real nigger black
you just got shit genes from your white dad but at least your dad didnt leave you

you wish you had african ancestry pajeet

Black guy here. I am devastated. We have lost the race war. It's over. On behalf of all my fellow blacks around the world, please accept our unconditional surrender.

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Realizing that I never had a chance to begin with.
Pic related as fuck

>>38739583
i stepped on a nail barefoot and it passed through my toe. i had it removed at my home, without any anesthisia.

>>38740535
also this

>>38739583
The steady realization that things were always as bad as I originally believed.

>>38739527
Only 20% of males in western society pass on their genes, so it make sense.

>>38739527
5'5 here. I don't fucking know? They're just trying to make us manlets feel inferior.

jews fake that statistic so manlets wont kill themselves. in reality, its 14% thats under 6'

>>38739447
probably not, being a NEET is the best way to live, suck it wagecucks.

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>>38739447
>Is there a more potent form of suffering than wageslavery?
education.
at least in a job you get paid, this shit actually requires you to pay and to learn their shit in a short amount of time at a quick pace.
and it's probably the only way to try and progress in life without nepotism.
>b-but learning is fun brainlet
it is. and it's good to know things.
but not when you're being rushed for it and everything is on edge.

>>38739447
I seal you up to your nose in sand where you are completely immobile and helpless, resigned to your fate, only able to move your eyes back and forth in terror while I open can after can of pepsi and dump it over your face so it slowly liquefies the sand enough to let you sink an inch and suffocate you.

Then I save you after you black out and think of a new scenario for tomorrow that involves working at wal-mart.

>>38739387
the little engine that could

>>38739387
sacred and profane

My family loves black cock. Basically a whole family get turned into BBC whores. Wish I found more like it or the follow-up

based tapping Tomoko

>>38739300
you better watch your mouth, or I'll facefuck your face.

How often does Tomoko masturbate?

Does she listen to Death Grips?

Didnt fuck your boss

Offer to suck her tits to "stimulate"
milk production

>>38739426
Only Chad fucks his boss

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>>38739225
And half the time you are the Plan B or C because Meanwhile she was getting to know you, she was texting with 20 other guys that are looking to date her. A couple of them fuck her but don't look to date her and then she settles with you.

>>38739225
True. Especially the ex part.

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>>38739225
>>38739315
how to avoid this aside from not having a gf?

>after the acne goes away, you are left with scars

pretty annoying tbqh, except for those i'm a fairly cute guy

I mean if it's not too severe and you don't think about it it doesn't make a difference, speaking from experiences.

>>38739206
do you get scars even if you don't pop them?

>tfw working 56 hours this week and 48 the next few weeks


How am I supposed to have a fucking life? How will I ever find a gf when I'm at fucking WORK all the time!?

get out before it is to late. i was the same for about 10 years. fuck this shit.

>>38739069
I'm in the same position more or less, the good thing is that the work keeps me from thinking about how much i hate my life. I have been on vacation for the past week and I've started browsing r9k again for the first time this year. I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow, but it's probably for the best.

Talk to people, get friends and look good and just be urself man, also get into hobbies and be a total normalfaggot, simple dude!

>>38739015
>5'7
you don't
I'm what you'll be in 4 years and it wont get any better

>>38739096
I am this yet no girlfriend. The only girls that have shown me interest have been ugly or I have been too scared to do something about it because of my shyness.

I'm losing hope but all my normie guy friends(especially the ugly ones) flirt with girls all the time and all of them have at least made out with other girls.

>>38738955
Yeah, me too. I'd be very grateful if she shit in a sandwich bag and handed it to me

>>38738955
You are one fucked up individual op,stop watching porn

too many freckles

>>38738938
If it's not at a majority white school you're going to be in for a tough time.

>>38738938
Teaching what? How have you prepared yourself?

>>38739026
It is a mostly white school.

>>38739062
Physics, I have done the bare minimum. I looked around the school for awhile, I talked to the other teachers, they were pretty nice, I've been making my lesson plans and trying to think of ways to make physics not seem boring to kids.