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Envy is a waste of time, make the effort to make the most out oneself rather than being jealous of people who have the things that one doesn't have.

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>>38740140
THE ONLY KIND OF PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS ARE NORRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMIEEEEEEEEEEES NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD

There wasn't any rich kids at my high school. Pretty much everyone was middle class or poor.

>>38740109
stfu pussy
haha u a pussy

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>it's a "anime toxified retard makes a post about wishing he were anime" episode

>>38740109
Why would you want a female to teach you that, of all people

Just get a free one from Craigslist dummy

>>38740076

Wayfair

>>38740128
Dont do this you will probably find a body inside it

>>38740071
I don't know anything more important to me than myself.
Also did she eat that plate?

>>38740071
NYCfag. I NEVER give up my seat, even for a QT3.14. Those old Chinese grannies are some of the most cutthroat commuters menacing our mass transit system today.

>>38740071
Why the fuck did you post that? What's wrong with you? Where did your life go so wrong that you'd look at this shitty, pixelated image and think "Time to post this on /r9k/!"?

Need context.

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>>38740047

Give me a (You) please in return for bumping your thread.

>>38740047
Over? It hasn't even begun.

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>>38740000
Why? Are you a normal fag?

>>38740000
Why can't you fit in ?

Not op, but my threads and posts always seem to be ignored for some reason, they're not even that uninteresting or uninspired, and r9k seems to move rather slowly in comparison to other boards

Okay honey.

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>>38739998
>20
>half the people at the corner grocery store still ask me for id to buy cigarettes

life is suffering

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>>38740134
>21
>EVERYBODY asks me for ID for buying drinks or cigarettes

Fuck I hate being a baby faced teenage-looking beardlet jawlet

>>38739886
>stick your hand down your jeans and adjust your dick placement in the middle of a supermarket
Every single normie thinks about doing this, but "social conventions" prevent them from doing so
You're just ahead of the curve

>>38739931
Exactly. They're all too afraid of being seen as weird to do it, fucking saps. I'm free to do whatever I want.

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I've given up as well. I try to annoy normies as much as possible. For example I recently bought a box with 100 matches and I used them all up for devilish purposes. No, I didn't burn anything but instead I insert the matches into locks and break them off so that the stupid normies won't be able to unlock the door and then have to pay to have it changed. It's not much but it puts a smile on my face imaging some normie who spent 12 hours wageslaving and when he finally comes home he can't enter his home and has to wait an hour or two for a locksmith to come and then pay him 50% of his hard earned wageslavery shekels to fix the lock.

he is trying to be funny

Being an ugly fuck is more relatable than beautiful celebrities

>>38739935
so very tru

>>38739855
Is this another /shit that never happened/ thread?

>>38739869
You're out of touch with people. How exactly did you interpret the OP?

>>38739855
i hate the idea of forcing yourself into normalcy if its unnatural to you.

i actually agree with the 'b urself' meme but from a more pragmatic perspective. literally you'll be happier if you stop giving a shit and be the most exaggerated version of your natural demeanor. if people are into it then thats lucky. if they arent then you dont have to give a shit.

unless you desperately desire a social life of course

You need a good girl but you wan da bad poossy.

Depends by who, it can be patronizing but also comfy
There's something really warming and nice about it

>>38740095
Good little tiny smol girl

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>>38739822
>attempting this hard to turn someone else's kid into another normalshit
yeah and next thing you know, he'll be dating and fucking that cute girl that you liked somewhere in the future.

>>38739822
You hardly did shit. He's eating pizza, which has a fuckton of carbs, which get turned to sugar and then fat. Fat and protein don't make you fat, sugars and carbs do.

>>38740025
are you kidding me? now he will make healthier choices form now on. I helped him.

>>38739773
People there would expect a white man to be a bigass robust chad, not someone as pathetic as them or even worse.

>>38739773
I don't want to fall through an escalator on the way to buy my nureongi dinner

>complains about being a manlet
>doesn't just kill himself

>>38739756
it is impossible to keep any human person happy forever. but yes, a bpd gf even more so, and it will be more intensely awful than normal. you will also never be able to be content with another girl after it ends.

>>38739756
I'm a bpd male and it is impossible for someone with bpd to stay happy.
>Tfw no equally broken gf

>>38739756
>you will also never be able to be content with another girl after it ends.
what did you mean by this

>>38739891
what's impossible about it

>>38739714
i haven't been able to get an upgrade to my internet since 1993

who else here 76.8 kb/s

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>>38739985
Lmao I literally can get that speed for free on my Dreamcast modem

>>38740031
i pay 30 bucks a month for my service