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>>38741799
>that song came out 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO

A black person asked if I like any rap. I said not really I do like Chief Keef though. They told me not to tell any black person that ever. Why? I don't understand...

>tfw watching the latest spoony stream
it's sad to see what depression, SJWs, and shitty girlfriends can do to a man. he used to make great videos, now he just does a livestream every few months or so where he's a cunt to the chat and bans everyone who doesn't suck his dick

I felt like killing my adopted daughter a few times. But i can't cause she's so cute.

>>38741762
Yes. I think about it from time to time, and imagine what it would be like. I mostly just do it when I'm bored now.

>>38741762
I wholeheartedly hope I take my own life before I take somebody else's

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>>38741714
Hello friendo. Dropped about a hundred or so microgram the other day, done it for about four years now.

It's different every time.

It's a lot of fun.

It's very interesting.

Ask me anything.

>>38741714
Pretty cool. Just keep your cool on the comeup and laugh your ass off at stupid, fleeting thoughts. It can get pretty fucked though if you don't enter in the right mindset and have the right environment/companions you're totally comfortable with. Friends of mine got hospitalized because they were tripping too hard, were freaking the fuck out, and needed to be sedated.

>>38741780
Nice bait.

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>>38741838
>Nice bait.
In what way? Name one thing I said that was wrong.

>watching buzzfeed videos enough to have a least favourite person

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>>38741729
this is the gay

>>38741729
Explain in a paragraph what's wrong with that.

Becuase the entire show is about the problems that come with that lifestyle of pretending, like running into old acquaintances and shit. And he is supposedly some kind of genius with advertising which most of us aren't.

>>38741821

I am not talking about the show or the lifestyle. I am talking about the character of Don Draper. He knows that he is a betacuck, the son of a prostitute and a drunken retard. But he still acts alpha under all circumstances.

>>38741929
He can act alpha because hes an attractive genius who is good at his job and good at manipulating people

Now I cant think of many robots like that

>>38741616

I'm a wagie and I don't plan on going to bed until 2am (I don't work mondays)

first for qt anons

>>38741646
I'm working tomorrow. Hope I can finish this beer before midnight.

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>>38741571
How comfortable are you in your current situation desu?

>>38741571

Long time no see, chinkbot

>>38741571
I'd go. Once in a lifetime experience that almost nobody gets.

It seems you really need a change of pace, not only for your family but for yourself. I also sense you aren't happy, shaking things up drastically is probably the most effecrive way to deal with your shit and insecurities. Dont be afraid of change or the unknown.

Minecraft survival is super comfy when you do it alone, especially in a snow biome when you don't use a bed to skip nights

>>38741465
>of the decade
This decade? Minecraft came out in 2009, anon. That was last decade.

>>38741465
Post pics of your world

>>38741407
I like him as well.
Hes a pretty interesting character.

Absolute sperg. Absurdly creative but struggles articulating himself.
https://youtu.be/aXMRw0ZmI-A

Seems like a pretty nice guy outside of "work".

>>38741407
I'm a huge fan of his music and I strongly believe that he's a robot within.

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>>38741354
yea this always crushes me. whenever im rude to a girl i get way farther. niggers and chads and pimps whatnot beat their women and never help or defend them if they ever need it and they swim in pussy. women deserve their fates man. just focus on your hobbies anyways women just bring drama and stress.

>>38741354
Does annon want to talk about it?

>>38741354
How can they keep getting away with this????

>>38741349
isn't voelkisch and all that fuzz something for /pol/?

>>38741349
>Fat correlated with infertility
Wot. Women become infertile when they don't have enough bodyfat.

>>38741349
First off you spelled it wrong you moron. Secondly, fuck off. Poltards are the worst with their conspiracy bullshit. Men want thicc or fat women cause they look like they'll breed strong and healthy children. That's biologically correct.

>>38741319
Flannel.

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Latex or rubber

>>38741319
Silk is harder and more expensive to clean. Save yourself the headache and just get cotton or linen.

>>38741302
Let that poor mouse go

4chan has pretty much moulded me into an insecure retard. But on the plus side it's made me painfully self aware.

>>38741302
4chan's actually made me feel a lot better about myself.

Sure I'm weird, but compared to most of the people here I'm a fucking rock star.

same, I repeat the same unimaginative phrases and sentences because theres no need for me to be creative. Its not going to impress anyone into wanting to talk to me or hang out with me

Fucking normies have no idea how much better they have it

>>38741891
>mfw the last time i talked to a stacey on the phone she told me that i sound drunk cuz i take sometime to respond and i talk slowly

truly normies have no idea

>>38741279
That really is a bad feel, man. When you're in conversation and you want to express something but you can't because you forgot the word.

i wish this angle was more appreciated

MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK

is it milky time already?