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bump. big ol bump. big ol bump on my head. big ol bump. big ol bump on my head ha

bumpy boy bumpy boy bumpy boy bumpy boy bump ha

>crush finds out
>hear them talking to a friend about it
>hear more and more kids laughing at me about my crush over the next few days
>overhear stuff about a surprise on Valentine's day
>get tentatively excited
>actually shave my pubic area that morning in hope of sex
>during lunch, talk to old bio teacher about cancer cells
>see everyone who was super excited before get really disappointed
>figure I missed it
>go home and cry
>see a letter on 4chan
>think it may be them
>respond as if it were
>continue seeing posts like that one
>seem to be having a dialogue with this person, though they typically never respond to my posts directly
>everything makes sense that some of the posts are really them (lots of signs)
>things go downhill and more and more to shit
>see a post that I think is theirs that basically was a goodbye and well-wishes
>thread appears to flood with disapproving Anons
>think it's because of what I said
>have been losing weight and not sleeping properly due to paranoia
>be eventually too scared to keep going to school
>get thrown in a long-term loony bin
>write an apology/explanation/love letter to crush
>hear voices there that try to convince me that I was a racist, an asshole, a child molester,
>they say that they were there because crush killed themselves and they wanted to avenge their death
>they say that crush was dead for 7 days and then rose back to life
>voices go on nearly 24/7 for over two months, lying about me and criticizing my thoughts and actions
>mfw I think that the voices are real for the majority of it: :(
>get convinced that they're not real by finally believing someone that they didn't hear the "conference call" (the voices) after so many people kept telling me that the voices weren't real
>get out of loony bin
>eventually ask what crush thought of the letter (I put a lot of work in--9 pages, handwritten)
>they say that they think it was written in a delusional state and that pretty much none of it made sense
(cont.)

>>38745113
Fuck I thought I'd at least get one reply.

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>>38745113
>be me
>be like 12
>be fat and shy but intelligent
>actually very outgoing and socially smart online even though am a train wreck irl
>have lots of good internet friends
>meet cute gril online
>a year or two older, same country but 400 km apart
>develop oneitis
>become closest friends
>swn love me the same way I love her though
>become depressed for 3-4 years
>after cucking myself and gently guiding chads to her pussy in 3 occassions decide to confess
>get rejected as expected
>she still wants to be friends
>i only want to JUST
>get over it but be mentally and socially fucked up forever despite becoming kinda attractive
>mfw wasted my whole teenies cucking myself and murdering my future

If it weren't for my two true friends I'd fucking neck myself.

finding furry porn/hentai when i was 16. was fucked ever since.

true, bro.
being married to a woman is the absolute worst.
their cool on occasion, but having a woman be your fucking warden and boss every day gets old quick. i pray for death daily. it's my only true escape because divorce life would be even worse because she would still be in my life but even more demonic.

>>38745070
Why did you marry her and decide to fuck yourself over even more by having a kid?

>>38745172
I overlooked the warning signs and I didn't have much confidence in myself. She has actually gotten better but it still sucks living with someone who has a negative and depressed outlook with the emotional iq of a teenager.

>>38745036

six foot 150lbs. here

been gaining weight the past month.

gain shake:

>1/2 cup oats, blitzed
>2 scewps ON whey protein powder
>1 banana
>20 oz. Fage 2% greek yogurt
>ice

>>38745068

oh and whole milk whoops knew i forgot something

6 feet 135 pounds

I can't eat without smoking a little bit of pot. and even then sometimes I'm not hungry.

Nope just lube it up before you stick it up my ass.

>>38744989
>woman
Origin

>>38744989
Strong woman, where?

>>38744988
How is your day kakyoinsunglassesanon ?

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>>38744988
Great.

Keep going. I'm living for these threads now.

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>>38744988
hello kakyoin anon
have a cherry

just cut all ties with her. I promise you it will make it easier than fawning over her forever

>>38745192

Trying to, been trying to talk to other girls but i just don't like any of them, and they don't even seem interested like she was before i bombed at our date.

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>>38744937
OP you are so pathetic. Just let go

>>38744926
Fucking my wife.

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>>38744926
Well, in addition to watching Rick and Morty and Game of Thrones and Twin Peaks, I get to watch the absolute despair of NEETs as they desperately try to bolster their rockbottom life position by creating jealousy. They'll create none of course, but that doesn't matter when you just act like every response is jealous.

It'd help if you had something that was actually difficult to acquire to be jealous of, but literally anyone can be unemployed.

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>>38744926

Jokes on you, I'm chronically exhausted at work and my sleep debt Friday evening is so severe I sleep til about 7 PM on Saturday.

But I'll probably call in sick tomorrow because I feel like shit and am seriously considering suicide and I think that's grounds for taking a day off.

I have because it fuels my fetish for harming woman.

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>boss screams at me for dropping dishes
>get unbelievably aroused

>woman yell at me
>fantasize about ripping them to shreds and wearing their skin

>>38744869
>27 year old

How many times have you asked this question, why don't you just do it already you pussy

>>38744869
wow, that's a fat sweaty anime butt!

>>38744869
20 year old virgin here, fuck your age restriction. It fucking sucks, i feel like a fucking freak and a loser when I hang around my friends, all of who lost their virginity back in highschool

Baron pls go

Cool dad fuck mccain. Gooks should've done their job.

you know what you have to do, anon, to finally make him proud of you.

>>38744858
cenk got rekt

Whomever wins, we lose

>>38745625
Hello donaldcancer.

>>38744785
I'd put most of it in savings, invest a generous portion, and live a modest but extremely comfy life. I'd probably just move into a townhouse and get a normie four door sedan.

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Buy a subscription to every porn site and wank to death

Buy 100 million dollars worth of steam stocks and wait for the next shitty early access survival game to show up

you should probably go to sleep and never wake up, for your own good.

>>38744817
Rude and you didn't even check my trips

>>38744777
>It is thus thought that 777 is a magical number that may appear in your life at one time or the other to bring comfort to you and your loved ones as well as assure you that you're being watched over by your guardian angels. In addition, this triple number appears to those that are desperately trying to control things in their life for fear of their life falling apart at any moment. This number combination brings a certain level of comfort as well as reassurance that everything will be just fine.

pretty cozy.

>>38744776
you Jews destroy our lives. Only white male victims of the Jewish conspiracy can be robots.

>>38744821
What did i've ever did to you?

>>38744906
Turned the entire world against me for being white and make and mocked and belittled all those like me.