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how is gumball guilty pleasure? tis a quality show

>>38745691
it is a good show but its more of a kids show and i am an adult

>>38745453
Not even this... I know a couple of dudes that are fat manlet spics, but were ex-gangbangers (my current co-workers [shipping port job]). They score pussy so fucking EAZY, while, if you saw me next to them at random, you'd think I was the hotshot. But. My social skills are so close to being crippling (which I blame being a shut in, vidyas addict throughout 7th to 12th grade). You don't have to look like a Chad to get hot chicks. I try to play it cool, but I envy/jelly with utter fury. And guess what these guys did while the same time I was a shut in? Fucking chicks, drug dealing, having kids, fighting, shootouts, car jacking and too much other shit. Fuck.

>>38745453
"Chad" isn't successful because he does things for himself. He's successful because he was willed into skating through life.

He has never stopped to think about his position, how he got there and if it's a good idea. He just is. Hence the phoned-in phrase "just be yourself"

>>38745453

Have y oh ever heard the tragedy of darth plageus the wise?

>>38745452
You'll never have sex with that attitude, son.

>>38745452
Tell me more about being underage. When does high school start, son?

Taking peoples' virginity is something only attractive people get to do, OP.

>>38745451
The World Over Heaven can immediately and infinitely stop time and literally rewrite anything out of reality.

The rest can fuck off.

Do the Brock Lesnars each come with a Paul Heyman?
This is important

>>38745451
God idk how this is even a fight.

>created the whole universe

chastity cages are hot

>tfw smaller dick than both of them
i still get to be the guy right? i pick the right one

>>38745378
The left guy is far hotter, pale feminine skin, pink cock, real woman tier hips. Do you know who that is perchance, OP?

Damn I wish I was gay. I'm not securely attracted to women it all, why did I have to be born straight dicks are just so much more appealing.

Try working at a retirement home, be a cute boy takes extra good care of the grannies there.
Eventually offer personal service like being there for them if they need someone to talk to.

They're usually very lonely, so you can devolve this into more intimate stuff until you're balls deep.

I have a weird fetish for old women also but I feel too nervous to actually try and talk to an older woman

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>tfw can go for more than a week without taking a shit without feeling the need to

anyone else have this?

>>38746225
try drinking more water

original

>>38746264
I can wee anon, that works fine

Every night I have to watch some youtube. Even if it's way past the time I need to be asleep, I just have to watch something. It helps me unwind by watching funny shit at the end of a long day.

>>38745295
>watch dumb shit or listen to music until 4am
>toss and turn trying to sleep
>sometimes cry

>>38745295
I normally just fall asleep while watching a movie, usually sitting in the living room chair in my apartment. Very rarely these days do I actually turn everything off and actually get into bed like a normie.

nice brand new reference there my friend

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Do I get the gold chariot?
Do I float through the ceiling?

Ironically, something like this would normally push you towards religion, the irony here, is it did the opposite for me. When i thought about this. Fear of death made me an atheist.

why should i
and also how is your comment an original post

>>38745283
Almost every person on this board is a normie

>>38745365
wow aren't you a cool guy, bragging about how fucked up you are

gosh i wish my life was as awful as yours

Its called depression buddy. Go see a doctor.

>>38745539
Its called a meme buddy. Go see a doctor.*
FTFY

>>38745611
The OP or are you calling depression a meme?

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Fuck off normalshit; I hope your whole family dies in a fucking fire for your posting this filth on here.

>>38745243
>implying i'm a normie

neither her or i are normies. stop being such a faggot.

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>>38745206If I was with your mom last year and we were both fucked up and we have both since changed but she told me not to contact her and to move on, is there any chance I could get back with her?

I think I'll find solace in the release. Years of depression and subsequent suicidal ideation instilled in me nihilistic tendencies such that, even though I've been high and spirits and in remission from past mental illnesses, death is a release for me. Life is great, but I wouldn't mind nonexistence.

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>>38745198
I'd think about how I'd hopefully become a cute gay anime girl in the afterlife, should it exist
Yes I know that I have issues

>>38745198
>I can't believe I lived for 200 years and I never saw any genetically engineered loli cat girls

People like you are the worst. I don't like beetroot but I don't post about it on 4chan when my uncle has it with his salad. It's not some big man conspiracy, people just like beer. I love a nice cold beer but when I was younger it tasted vile.

>>38745189
>drinks shit-tier alcohol
>wonders why it doesn't taste good

>>38745189
I like clear citrus flavored beers, I rarely drink beer though, just cheap vodka.

>>38745186
Can't imagine there are many people from Ireland on this board. This thread is going to be very exclusive.

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>>38745186
They're after me lucky charms! Hahaha!

>>38745186
I want to hear OP's voice. Irish accents are the best.