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>>39588368
I mean if it's a throwaway email, it shouldn't matter where you make it. I think there are even websites dedicated to giving you temporary emails.

I've used guerrillamail a couple of times.

>>39588396
I don't want it to be temporary because I'm gonna need it to sign up for stuff I don't want to use my real email for because my real one has my name attached to it.

>Hey guys Chad THUNDERCOCK HERE!

I closed the thread after typing this

>>39588276
WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Holy shit Chad!!! Are fucking high out of your mind?? I can't imagine what's behind the eyes of someone who sits home and thinks up dumb ass shit like this, but I FUCKING LOVE IT!! I fucking scooby DOOBY DOO! This thread is the fucking greatest!! :) :) XD

>>39588299
Just as I thought you are too sissified to even read.

>>39588240
If you hate all women, you have to hate your mom.
I love your mom.

She's too oblivious. She didn't raise us right but she never should have had kids in the first place. She fell for the natalist meme and I can't really blame her for just doing what society and biology told her to do. Regardless, it's clear that no one in my bloodline should have ever had kids, and I'm glad to be the end of the line.

I used to, but then I realized I wasn't looking at the whole picture. Once I broadened my limited perspective I realized it was silly of me to ever hate my mother.

>>39588156
Whats with the influx of the gay threads right now? I mean I like it but there are so many..

>>39588156
just dig on Amazon dood

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>tfw no friend to buy me cute outfits
I dont want to suffer anymore

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This board has become /b/, all we can do is wait now

>that emotion when no girl who is a friend
bump

>>39588139
>be ex-robot turned normie
>offer genuine advice
>REEEEE NORMIE GET OUT YOUR ADVICE IS USELESS

> I don't wanna say I'm 6.5 to a girl then end up getting laughed at cuz im actually 6"

This will never, ever, ever, ever ever never ever happen to you
ever
just use 6"5, hell go 7" if you're feeling confident. girls are stupid.

>>39588112
>getting laughed at cuz im actually 6"

Fuck you. I'm 5.5" on a good day. Tall too so I guess this is god's cruel little joke.

Girls literally can't tell. Just say you're 7"

I'd settle for a guy at this point. Anyone who would sincerely love me.

>>39588141
Get out of my thread, this is a no faggot zone.

>>39588182
Fine let me fix it
I'd settle for a guy(female) at this point. Anyone who would sincerely love me.

>sex before kiss
how did you do it?

>>39588143
well you don't go and kiss random people, do you?

>>39588181
I don't know, but I figure someone would let you kiss them before they let you fuck them, no?

dumbo
sissy
anime
boyo

>>39588136
ooga booga muhfugga bix nood

>>39588066
anime
sissy
dumb
boyo

fuck your attention whoring bread

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>>39588059
Or better yet, manipulate straight people into becoming faggots and trannies.

>>39588059
Is this why women don't want sexbots to come out

because they would be a better woman provided alongside reproductive technology

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>>39588122
>female hand 001
Do you have a whole folder of female hands

I'm a jeet and I fucking want a white woman so fucking bad. Colored girls cannot compare. I will never have one, sadly. That why I'm in college. So I can get a good job and one will have to settle.

>>39588190
I mean, desu I would fuck any hot girl

>>39588020
As a brownfag, whites are okay at best. What you need to understand is that they always go after Chad at the end of day and we robots just can't compete. I'm fully supportive of you maybe fucking a couple of white chicks just to get it out of your system and realize there not worth the hype. Settle down with a qt latina, there best/10

don't jerk off
waaaoooow

Why?
originaalo

>>39587844
No fap won't make you taller and/or prettier. You end up chit chatting random girls out of blue balls like in those videos 10 hours in new york.

Circumcised. The size doesn't even matter. Circumcised.

>>39587886
t. anteater dick

>>39587957
No girl likes a mutilated jew cock.

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>>39587800
>tfw scored top of my class in a spelling test in 4th grade

Still riding that high today

>>39587800
I am not very intelligent. I didnt finish highschool, been in prison, and i am pretty stupid

But i have a very good memory and mind for making money (illegally and legally). Also smart people say that being good at chess means you're smart but i'm a dumbass and I'm a monster at chess

>>39587800

>why do you think you're intelligent?
Because I'm good at everything I do and am a fast learner and adapter, also have mild prediction powers
>what are you studying/working?
Nothing, I've been a bernout neet for the past year that does nothing but smoke weed drink alc and joyride in my car
>why are you a robot?
Not a robot I just like coming here for lels, first time here since 2015

Looks like a gorgeous place. Thanks for sharing, San Antonio tourism bureau.

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>>39587892
It's a very nice place. A great collision of Southern and Mexican culture. Beautiful city.

>>39588498
And no state income tax?