How do robots deal with their acne?
Replace your pillow covers and sheets weekly.
>>38747656
Wash face silly. I used to be riddled with acne. Now i use some expensive shit and it actually works.
Hey fucker, we got rules round these parts.
ITT: Post lolcows you wouldn't mind dating
>>38747655
That abomination looks no older than 14
she says she doesn't like crack ooc fanfiction
but i would almost bet
that she has written some
>>38747722
Excessively rabid fans is another one considering she wants to fuck waluigi and draws shitty crayola drawings/hentai of him and spent a huge chunk of time arguing against ships she didn't like
Brassiere
Bohemia
Barbiturate
Biopsies
this place is literally soc now
what the fuck. where do I go?
>>38747482
This place is better now. Go to wizardchan
>>38747556
this place is better now that it's lost all originality and every day the threads and posts are indistinguishable from the last day?
>>38747482
Who is that guy. I've seen him before what's his YouTube
Big Dog Eats My Ass
>>38747458
I just wanna eat Becky's ass ;_:
>It's a THE GUY thread
OOOOOWAAAAAAAAAH
Based Big Dog working the smarks
its been a while since I've seen an ideal gf thread
sooooo
ideal gf thread!
I'm at the point that I can't even imagine a fictional girl liking me.
>>38747505
and you just HAD to give me that thought and ruin it for me too did you?
>>38747444
please, put an end to this. these threads were never good
also I've seen your nonexistent ideal gf so much that I've memorized every minute detail.
Anyone else playing /lonelyscape/?
>>38747440
do you have to pay to play?
>>38747440
You really should be playing vscape instead.
>>38747440
Used to got ban for protesting the gay pride parade it was the most social thing i done on there.
Get in here, text chat only.
Tags: r9k, omegler9k, robot9001, arcanine
Tfw omeglel disconnects.
>>38747437
Bumping my own thread because noone else will, come on robots
>>38747437
alright fuck it ill get on
why text chat only?
>thread has 100+ replies
>i post
>immediately gets archived
>>38747422
same, friend. im not good at 4chan
>>38747422
>>38747719
Jesus, this thread is practically dead already just from the two of you.
>>38747422
The same happens with me, are we carrying some virus we don't know about?
How edgy can you get, r9k?
(please don't post that firm handshake meme in here)
>>38747405
>please don't post that firm handshake meme
no
I'm the best at everything and I don't have any problems.
C'mon, Champ.
It's all you gotta do.
>According to Beck and Freeman, patients with schizoid personality disorders consider themselves to be "observers rather than participants in the world around them." Schizoid Personality Disorder is relatively rare and is estimated to occur in just 1% of the population.
Diagnostic Criteria for Schizoid Personality Disorder (SPD)
>A pervasive pattern of detachment from social relationships and a restricted range of expression of emotions in interpersonal settings, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following:
>neither desires nor enjoys close relationships, including being part of a family
>almost always chooses solitary activities
>has little, if any, interest in having sexual experiences with another person
>takes pleasure in few, if any, activities
>lacks close friends or confidants other than first-degree relatives
>appears indifferent to the praise or criticism of others
>shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affectivity
I was diagnosed with SPD at this year at 29. Anyone else here have it?
>mfw this describes me perfectly
Should I see a therapist?
>>38747403
Nah, just go straight to a Doctor who can refer you to either a clinical psychologist or psychiatrist. Those are the only 3 types of people that can help you get welfare if SPD impacts your ability to actually be normal in regards to working etc. Don't bother going to a therapist who has no legal right to assist in disability impairment.
I have most of the symptoms but I don't lack interest in sexual experiences. I don't have close friends either. I barely ever speak to anyone and when I do I get right to the point and skip small talk. Mostly I just find myself nodding and saying "yeah" when someone is speaking to me until they lose interest and go away. I actually wish I had friends but nobody likes to be around me since I am so robotic
>ghosted all of a sudden by a girl i really like who i though liked me too for a minute
>think my ex had something to do with her abrupt change of heart
what do lads? i can actually remember the message where her whole tone changed and she started ghosting me, it was that sudden. message was just a random "I gotta go, talk to you later" for anyone wondering.
Too late once you get to that point, move on. Or keep trying in vain to recover a smashed relationship that she probably wasn't serious about anyways.
>>38747317
i should. i just don't like any other women I've met. she seems kind of robotic in herself, we share the same obscure interests. it's unfortunate and sad to me.
>>38747349
honestly you should stop giving a fuck about hobbies because it's almost irrelevant to whether a girl finds you attractive or not, just because you both like anime it doesn't mean she will be your girlfriend.
How's my Tinder convo going?
It's the same guy from a couple nights ago.
Its normalshit basic but good because i would have had a very shitty convo if it were me
>>38747303
Alright, but is it a step up from my bio?
And speaking of that, how would I be able to rewrite it so that it attracts girls' attention and doesn't put them off?
>>38747273
You're really friendly. If you want to have sex with this girl you're going to need to step it up.
I wish I was white.
All I want is a qt white gf...
>>38747195
Lel, cucks wish they were black cause of their lil' clitties
>>38747195
you couldn't get a qt white gf even if you were white
>>38747275
Jed man's jsj
dubs say how the world will end
be original, this is the world we are talking about
Women die out because men only like traps.
Reproduction stops.
The new incurable strain of ghonnoria gets spread by chads and stacies humanity is sterilized
>>38747713
7's of truth
Original zombie genitals