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>Found a pornstar that looks like oneitis
>She's obscure, goes by 4+ different names
>She's russian, hasn't done scenes for most of the big names
>She's not even doing porn anymore
>The porn itself sucks
Life is suffering
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>>38748125
>still has a oneitis
When will you transcend this morbid state of beta-ness, OP?
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>>38748125
post link or oneitis will die very painfully
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>>38748125
Your oneitis is a fucking man. Faggot ass piece of shit. Why are you still alive? Don't your parents hate you? Fucking kill yourself kid.
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how do all my friends that are fucked up mentally or are drug addicts etc still manage to get regular gfs yet no girl will even look at me?
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>>38748096
They keep trying. You gave up.
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>>38748096
i don't know..are they Chads or hot?
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>>38748096
i would wager that your friends all have corresponding mentally ill/addict gfs
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Hey guys I brought the whiskey. what did y'all bring to the party
If you brought nothing, gtfo, or at the very least make damn sure you're good company. If you're a mooch, you have no right to complain and it is automatically no one's job to make sure you're having a good time. In fact it becomes YOUR job to make sure WE'RE having a good time
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I have beer and vodka. There's my fucking contribution.
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>>38748128
Welcome aboard, friendo
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>>38748157
Thanks dick cheney can I have an oil share I promise I was a good boy this year.
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y'all watch game of thrones?
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>>38748032
At that scene right now anon
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>>38748032
>tfw crippled manlet because i saw two people fall for the wincest meme
>tfw can, have, and will see everything that's ever happened in the history ever
>kidnapped by some old dude and forced to watch creepshots of my dad masturbating and learning that his old war stories were all fake
>also forced to watch my sister get raped
>tfw kinda aroused whenever i see her now
what do bros
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>>38748032
Dont have hulu and never seen an episode, all I know is there was a red wedding and everyone got betrayed (from southpark) and a big guy named hodor (I think this is refrenced in bobs burgers)
How can I be punk?
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>>38747985
see what the normies are doing and do the opposite /r9k/ is full of young punks mfw
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>>38747985
Step 1: don't ask how to be punk
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>How can I be punk?
Conservatism
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how do you lose skinnyfat? I'm not looking to become Chad McBuffster or anything, but just being skinny without the fat part would be nice
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>>38747928
Eat less and cardio
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>>38747928
Cardio. Cut out soda and other things that cause bloat.
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It's a long process. Not going to bother explaining because you wont do it because you're most likely a young know-it-all faggot that wont stick to anything for longer than a few days or weeks.
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>Have very few friends
>Only constant one is girl that I grew up with
>Hoplessly in love with her, but never make a move because I'm scared to destroy friendship
>She treats me like one of her female friends, gossiping, talking about boys, etc.
>Think nothing of it
>Recently moved out, invited me to go to concert in city, then crash at her place
>Think it's my chance to score
>Arrive at her apartment to pick her up, she invites me in
>"Oh, and Anon, I know you don't really get a chance to be yourself at home, so you can borrow some of my clothes if you want!"
>Confused, but laugh it off and say "I'm fine"
>At concert she introduces me to her hipster-city friends
>"Hey guys this is Anon, she's my friend from back home!"
>Roll with it, don't want to ruin night. Have a decent, but confusing time
I dug into it a little more later. She thinks I'm trans and apparently has for a while. I don't want to break that illusion cuz I don't want to hurt the friendship but at the same time it's bizarre as hell
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That's quite an assumption to make. Is there something that you did/do that makes her think that? Like it's a big leap to assume someone is trans because they act sorta girly, there has to be something else to it
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>>38748084
There's some evidence I guess
>As kids my sisters and her would dress me up like a girl
>Usually pick female characters in games
That's all I can really think of, honestly. Unless someone's been feeding her false information
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Act manly mate
If you let this sink into her she will be less and less likely to go for you
Either that or just tell her that you're no fag
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memes aside, what are /r9k/'s thoughts on feminism
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>>38747897
It gets me laid all the time.
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>>38747897
I'm raising my sister, and I really want her to be independent and self-improving. I feel that some feminist tenets would help her with that (we live in a mostly Paki area so she really needs those ideas more than most girls) but I also feel that identifying with a movement like this will only suck her into hive thinking, so I'm against most of it in practice.
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>>38747897
i hate it because i women not even memeing
> mfw school starts on July 31st
Who the fuck decided to move it up so far
I cant even enjoy summer because its a month and a half long
What the actual fuck
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I think you might be underage anon
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>>38747839
Where in the fuck do you live where school starts in July?
Is this uni or something? Asia?
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>>38747839
School should end in the middle of June and start in the beginning of September.
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I just started walking. I have no job, no money, no love, no place in society and no future. All I have is my phone a charger and a knife to keep the muggers at bay. I'm tired of the voices compelling me, controlling me. I hear the entire world breath, I hear it laugh, I'm the star of the show that everyone's watching and it's a comedy. I can't tell if I'm going crazy, or its god sending me messages or I'm being punished for being a reprehensible human being in some kind of black mirror reality, but I'm so fucking tired. I figured anythings better than sitting still and wasting away, so for now on I'm being defiant to what the voices, what the world, what God tells me. I'm taking my life in my own hands, with my own hands. Fuck a destination, as long as it doesn't get its way I win. Wish me luck robots.
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Anon, go back home and get help. You will die. If you are not prepared to make that leap, I urge you to reconsider. If you are, then best of luck to you.
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>>38747807
you sound like my bipolar ex, never wanting to take responsibility for her mistakes and grow up
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Where you live OP, I got a couch you can sleep on for tonight I'd youre in my area
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Does your Father love you?
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>>38747803
He loves fucking me.
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I don't think so, no. He only visits me when he needs money. At least my mother would rather starve to death than beg me for money.
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>tfw your dad calls you for money, but no other reason to call you
>tfw your dad left you when you were 2
Thankfully, my father figure was my step-dad.
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I haven't matched with anyone... Portland, OR is full of SJW and intersectional feminists.
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fuck outta pdx u racist loser xD
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are those two statements related?
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>>38747770
Doesn't feel so good being on the wrong side of history, does it?
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Anyone have experience popping lesions near the penis?
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>>38747762
Wtf eww black people should just kill themselves
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Stab with a sewing needle.
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>>38747762
Did you take it up the booty on the downlow bro?
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What the actual fuck is going on R9k? Wheres the drinking thread its sunday night? The night GOD himself gave us to drink!
Did like 6 shots of sailor jerry and are drinking some ying ling now because I ran out of liquor.
What are you drinking?
What are you doing?
Just come in and chill fellow robots.
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>>38747742
bro the board is dead it's just 50-50 gay shill threads and b8 threads now
RIP
also it's too hot to drink
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>>38747742
Drinking is a normie activity, take it to /soc/ or better yet Plebbit to be with your own kind.
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TIME TO PARTY ROOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERRRRY BODy JUST HAVE A GOOOD TIME!!!!
DoNW LIKE 11 SHOTS OF GIN GOTOOTOTA DAYUKM WE GETING LIET
Ok, lads, let me tell you my story.
>Be me, fresh out of school 18 year old
>Live in pretty rural area so not a lot of jobs
>My sister lives in a big city
>says she'll help me find a job
>My sister's name is Jess
>Jess is great
>She's a body builder type and works as co manager at a store
>Decide to go to big city
>Jess has a cozy apartment and let's me live with her
>Fun times, bantering with Jess ordering out food
>Good times
>Time to get a job
>Jess takes me to her store
>It's a walmart, and I'm not a big fan
>Still want to get job
>Jess takes me to meet the co workers
>Meet rad dude named Dave who's a lot like me
>Plays the same vidya and the same music taste
>Overall really chill dude
>Jess doesn't like him
>Tolerates him though
>Meet other people
>They aren't relevant to the story, but most of them were cool
>Jess takes me to meet the manager
>She was this lady with a bun hair
>She was about 28 I think,
>The managers name is Holly
>Holly was really friendly to me, she gave me an interview and hired me
>It was about a month of peace, just working at walmart
>It sucked
>But I was getting paid so it worked out
>Dave avoids Holly
>Notice he would turn around if he entered the same room as her
>Ask him about it
>He says he doesn't like Holly
>He gets defensive and refuses to talk about it
>Whenever Holly talks to Dave she uses this sweet voice
>Assume Holly has a crush on him
>Okay
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>Holly and Jess get along fine
>Holly comes up to me after work
>Says she wants to talk about something
>Sure
>Says that she knows I'm tight on money
>I've been wanting to help my sister pay for her apartment
>She says she can help me out
>Ask her what she means
>She tells me to meet at her apartment
>Alone
>theexactpointifuckedup.jpg
>Say yes
>Go over to her apartment
>It's in the downtown area
>Filthy
>It has ants and stuff in it's lobby
>Knock on Holly's door
>She opens it and invites me in
>Her room is awful
>It has stains on everything
>The walls, the bed, it's sheets, the microwave
>All have this layer of grime
>She tells me to sit down
>Don't want to
>Do so anyways
>The chair is wet
>Ew
>She sits across from me
>She asks me my opinion on prostitution
>I am spooked
>Tell her I have no opinion
>She asks how much I would be willing to do for money
>Realize what's happening here
>Stand up
>She pulls out a wad of hundred dollar bills
>She says she'll pay 500 for the first round
>250 every time after
>I want the money
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>I ask her what she wants
>She says have sex with her
>Sounds good
>She tells me to lay on the bed
>Really don't want to
>But
>The money
>Get on the bed
>She grabs my hands and handcuffs them to the bedpost
>Gets on top of me
>It was painful
>She unchains me and hands me the money
>I leave
>On my way home I rethink my life
>Next week
>She talks to me again
>Asks if I want to do it again
>Say no
>She begs for a while
>Says she'll have no reason to keep me hired
>Or my sister hired
>She says she'll still pay me 250
>I give in
>Go to her apartment
>She lets me in
>Inside is Dave
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>Holly shows us to each other
>Dave gives me a wave
>His face is completely blank
>He's totally emotionless
>Ihavebecomecomfortablynumb.wav
>Holly chains us both to the bed
>It's painful
>She eventually pulls out a whip
>And a ball gag
>Uses it on both of us
>Dave barely yelps
>Holly mainly uses the ball gag on me
>Eventually she's finished
>Unchains both of us
>Notices she doesn't pay Dave
>Next day at work
>Talk to Dave
>He's bright and cheery as always
>Ask him about last night
>He always changes the subject
>See him doing his emotionless face during brake later on
>This goes on for a while
>Once or twice a week, me and Dave at Holly's apartment