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>>38749191
who would have /disarmed/ him and saved the lives of roasties here?

>>38749313
no one if you tried to stop him you would have been shot

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>>38749350
but im trained in the art of CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT

>past partner
no thanks

>>38749167
It wouldn't make much of a difference to me, seeing as it's my dick she's gagging on night after night.

be glad i finally have a gf

>>38749058
You sound like a real loser.
If I was your dad I would've kicked your ass to the correct ages ago

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He keeps forcing me to apply by speaking with the manager but they keep telling me that the whole process is online now.

>>38749107
>defending a guy who can't even get the right chili from a store
you're the real loser kid

>>38749054
me but too ashamed to tell anyone i like BWC unless i am anon of course

>ywn never be a qt trap and get fucked by bwc

>>38749082
>me but too ashamed to tell anyone i like BWC unless i am anon of course
how can you be anon
if I am anon

I wouldn't do it.

You don't know anyone who smokes it? You could ask them where they buy from.

>>38749005
Maybe?
Most people from reddit are losers, so you'll probably be safe. Bring a loaded glock so you can cap his ass if need be.

Keep it chambered, but leave the safety on.

why don't you guys buy it off the deep web? its safer and you don't have to get your ass out of the house

Who says that to their kid? Your mom sounds like kind of a bitch.

She's being melodramatic. She just wanted to try some cool lines. Women are childish like that

Her life would be better without me in it. And my siblings' lives. My ex's life.

Hey man I just finished school for the semester and work for the day. I think I'm doing what I can.

>lift
>get heart attack
>earn cash
>normie gets mad

How do I get better at not being short and non-white?

>finished school with an A in my class for the semester
>due for a promotion at work
>trying not to drink so much

Why do I still feel bad inside though

I'll ask a pretty basic question, what's a good trade for robots to get into? I've been thinking about welding myself, but i'd like to hear some other recommendations.
>>38748835
Perhaps you're not satisfied with your current path, or your neglecting some other part of your life right now? Can your express how you feel bad inside, specifically?

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>>38748925
I just think I'm a shitty person who deserves to be miserable. No matter how much good I try to do in the world it's still marred by my bad deeds. I've heard that caring about being a good person counts for something but idk how true that is.

>>38748788
But what if I don't have any friends and so I don't know any drug dealers to buy from?

Plug some methadone

comfy desu

>>38748788
yeah yeah, drugs are good until you're sober again

tell us something new

>>38748776
Tell me your life story.
How did you escape being a robot?

>>38748863
This but instead of life story why should anyone give a fuck?

>>38748876
lmao this desu

>>38748763
Never. You failed at raising a well-adjusted human being

>>38748763
My mom used to say this all the time, all throughout my 20s.

"You want grandkids? Because I can go make you some grandkids. I can pop out a few this weekend if that's what you want. It's not like it's hard."

That's when she'd smack me.

>36 and single.

>>38748763
I never expected to be hearing this but I'm 21 and my parents are starting to ask

I'm not a loser or socially inept, I just can't ask a girl out to save my life and I don't want to try if I don't really like her

Todas putas

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>>38748849
todas
all of them

>>38748701
2 am here as well. Nova Scotia by any chance?

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>>38748628
>I don't judge, I swear
>but seriously?

>>38748628
they are very gross people that have sex constantly

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>>38748659
What got me was

>i honestly didn't know it was possible
>but im not judging

Howis it hard for normies to understand that people who lack social grace don't lead normal lives, sexual or otherwise

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I only read good manga

>>38748623
>Read any good manga lately, robots?
No
I only read bad manga

>>38748654
Too bad, you should try reading good manga instead.

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>>38748613
i think the raiding as gone down abit less cuck posters and gay threads but some alt-left muh /pol/ is bad threads remain

>>38748613
r9k is being occupied by /lgbt/ and r/the_donald . I suggest doing what I am doing which is hanging out at /bant/, /fit/ or /mu/ as those boards are robot friendly, until mods fix /r9k/.

>>38748793
cripplechan posters are the worse. Especially leftpol