Be honest with me, oldfags.
Is it possible to turn a liberal gf(free spirit, tattoos, guy friends) into waifu/mother material or should I break up with my GF and join a church?
>>39588945
>(free spirit, tattoos, guy friends)
Acting like they're some sort of a criminal offense makes you a massive fucking retard.
You should go to a psychiatrist, not a church.
Stop being a cuck obsessed with what his dad would think of his gf and whether he would fuck her or not.
If she's a thot she'll be that way forever.
>>39588974
This times 10000 don't try to change someone OP, find someone who loves you for you and you love for them.
>tfw flatso
>>39588899
Women can't be robots.
Traps belong in /lgbt/.
Tits or GTFO
>>39588899
>tfw flatso
Do you pass otherwise?
>>39588919
>Tits or GTFO
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>39588959
If I was trans I'd probably look better
Why haven't you taken the diaper pill yet?
>>39588875
took the panty pill instead
>>39588875
>Why haven't you taken the diaper pill yet?
I like it
I did when I was 15 but it wore off around 17 years of age
>it gets better!
>19 years old
>my dick size will not increase
>nobody will love me because my tiny dick
s-stupid normies
>>39588866
Having a big dick is awesome, bitches love it, helps me feel good about myself
>thinks he's done growing at 19
lol
>>39588866
>this exact feel is ruining my life (I'm 20)
There are many other things too, but this is the most haunting. I'm sorry OP, truly
Why aren't you selfish men putting down the video games and marrying one of these poor women?
I truly wonder in all honesty desu
>>39588865
Please raise the level of discourse by not replying or using sage when dealing with an OP that only posts a single line of text.
Obligatory.
Roasties are playing on tutorial mode. Show up for your cushy job, don't get knocked up by a loser, and pick a suitor before hitting 30 and you'll have a pretty decent life. And most can't even manage that.
>have reached such a point of disassociation, psychosis and perpetual escapism that I don't know what stories I post here are actual memories or fabricated ones
>>39588831
Why don't you post one then.
>>39588831
cmon anon, make a post already, stop looking in the catalogue
This is a dream...... You are currently in a coma. This is Doctor Benares, I have tried everything to wake you up. I'm going to pull the plug three days from now. I hope this messages reaches you in some way. I'm sorry I faild you.
Where do I find a scat lover gf anons? Someone like pic related.
bump
help me anons i want her shit
>>39588737
>Where do I find a scat lover gf anons?
You don't. "Women into scat" only do it for money or attention. Or both.
Finding a scat lover bf is equally impossible
>>39588737
Fetlife you degenerate sack of walking turds
>"...oh god, here it comes Anon, better open your mouth!"
>*squirts in your face*
>>39588710
Someone redpill me on squirting
It's pee, isn't it
>>39588762
Yes. Mostly pee.
>>39588762
Yes, it is. Hope you didn't drink it mate.
Anyone considering the military? I'm a loser and when I say I want to die fighting I actually mean it.
Navy or USAF for me my dude
I wish I could. Really hope that I get taken for the draft when it inevitably comes.
I'm shipping to basic to become a muhreen this Sunday
I have a combat job (Field Artillery/ Fire Direction Control), if you have any questions go ahead and shoot them my way if you want to I guess?
>tfw the age analyse website thinks you are female
>tfw you take test and it says you have a female dominated brain
I'm not gay or trans, so why did I get these results? And I don't look anything like a girl wtf
Because you were raised by majority women and absorbed their estrogen filled pheromones.
>>39588626
Hate to tell you but yes OP you are moat likely a homo
>>39588712
No I was the middle child out of 3 boys. I'm part Asian, though I doubt that would have any effect on my mental state
Should I kill my parents? They created me in a shithole instead of a decent first world counry, now I am doomed for a lifelong suffering. I will probably kill myself soon, but I hate my parents so much, I want a revenge before I catch thr bus.
In addition they gave me shutty acne face and excavatum.
>>39588600
it's not their fault that they live in a third world country. But it's their fault that you were born so idk. If you just kill yourself and not them they'll just have another son?
>>39588656
There is a number of countrues which give citizenships simply if you were born, the most known is the us, but there are others. All they needed to do is to get there when my mom was pregnant. Or even better, my mom shouldve married a westerner.
But she havent done it, it is clearly her fault.
Fembots, how important are cocks to you in a relationship?
Could you date a boy that has no cock?
>>39588553
Why is this the second time seeing this thread with this pic?
>>39589201
ideas get stolen every day
>>39589201
Dissociative psychosis
You're going crazy
I'm really missing the years as a psychotic shut-in
the dehumanizing embrace of the void was much more pure than these halfhearted lies
>>39588552
Yup. I miss the times. While I know for sure that I'm happier now, I am not sure that that makes now better. I think I prefer now though.
>>39588552
No. There's nothing romantic about this. Suffering is suffering and the only solace I take is that not everyone has to suffer an existence like mine. I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.
>>39588552
Absolutely. It's a beautiful tragedy, and even the awful parts I find so strangely comforting and endearing. All it needs is a fitting end in which I die alone, remembered by nobody but my own parents.
What are you majoring in?
Why?
If applicable, what do you wish you were majoring in?
Was nursing
Now I'm probably gunna be a baker
Pretty good life
Daily reminder collegefags don't belong on /r9k/
>>39588545
Why do you feel this way?
Education is a way a lot of robots here cope with depression.
robot =! neet if that's your issue
So now that the dust has settled, was he in the wrong?
>>39588381
You mean Heisenberg? Yes he was in the wrong. You absolutely don't profit from other people's pain, fucking ever. There is no excuse to intentionally cause people to suffer that have done absolutely nothing to you. It's wrong to play to people's addictions to sell a product. Every fucking method dealer should be shot in the fucking head today. I have no problem with summary executions, the happen all the time, so let's put some fucking holes in the skulls of meth dealer scum. I declare law enforcement open season on methamphetamine.
>>39588381
no, breaking bad is the story of a robot in a passionless marriage who becomes a total alpha
>>39588381
No. He provided for his family and was also quite happy with the way he did it. There is nothing wrong with that.