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goodpassword123

Color of the logo of the website + an alphanumeric phrase.

generallycandidaterejected2017

>>38753572
You really can't unless you give up logic and empiricism. You can listen to some pseud like Peterson if you're gullible enough

>>38753572
Build a logical working framework of the universe based on fact.
It's like building an artificial intelligence, but using thought.

>>38753572
realize that meaning is a human concept and that therefore it's pointless to look the the universe for an answer about the meaning of life since it didn't create such a concept. it's ok to feel that life has meaning because meaning itself is a human concept, we have no need for something to validate life having meaning, we need to only look to ourselves because we created the concept of meaning in the first place as far as we know.

>both out on a public street at night time

They're both normies you retarded cunt.

>>38753507
What happened here originalus???

>>38753627
>guy is with girl in russia
>some other guy starts trying to vandalize a property
>hero says "halt, citizen. That is a bad thing to do."
>vandal attacks the hero, knocks him down and kills him with his heel
>then yells at the girl

>>38753391
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/bailey%239963/
it's a guy catfishing lonely robots

>>38753391
Don't start it. Probably has 100 online beta orbiters and you'll be the 101

>>38753406
are u just saying this so u can have her to urself

robot plshelp me
Im need of it

>>38753387
>my gay male friend with benefits and I are catching feelings...

you are gay

dude you fuck, text EVERY DAY and hang out together, you're already in a relationship. just accept that you're gay op

>>38753363
I had fantasies that my dad cheat on my mum.
It turned out he used to do that though
It's just that it this point I'm not even sure what was the ultimate object of a fantasy. Maybe just the fact that it's a taboo thing, or the idea of young girls destroyed by middle aged dads
I mean Pierre Woodman is pretty popular right?

>>38753363
That's probably true. Stupid normies would love that, smdh.

This bullshit again, end yourself

>>38753289
SSRIs straight up don't work either. If you really want to feel non-depressed briefly, get drunk.

>>38753289
Shit they made me feel hungry all of the time. I couldn't stop stuffing my fucking face. They should really let people know that your depression will lesson but it won't matter because you'll be too fat to enjoy the relief.

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>>38753289
Nah

Oejagauufhbf

Coz nobody wants black women lol. They are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to women.

>>38753254
This brought back bad memories, virgin black girl was literally in love with me and I ghosted her due to insecurities

>>38753279
>>38753288
LADS! STOP BEING SO PICKY!

After watching the videos of countless virgin black girls they seemed actually quite nice.

>>38753233
What kind of video games do you like? Genre wise.

>>38753342
i like stuff like minecraft that you can wander around in

How about music? What do you listen to?

>>38753192
>Is there a drug that kills your libido
anti-depressiva killed my libido

>>38753192
There is a story behind this.

Did you molest somebody or fap to scat porn or some shit?

>>38753248
I got a restraining order, that is all

If you're too scared to kill yourself you should visit http://dtt6tdtgroj63iud.onion for all your needs. Hell, they'll even throw in a discount if you put one of their people in your will atleast 2 weeks prior to your death.

hide from the world and immerse yourself in vidya, movies and porn

>>38753156
not following that shady ass link. is that for an actual hitman or something?

>>38753158
Pretty much what i've been doing for the past 5 years but i've become numb to it all. I've bought so many video games but I don't even enjoy them anymore. porn has gotten boring too.

>>38753038
Music and having straight teeth.

>>38753038
To be honest, thats true.
You cant be a true robot if you are a britbong, since you have a voice and accent that can make any girl wet her undies.

>>38753038
Post your voice britfag. I want to hear this amazing accent you speak of.

I usually go to a turkish barber shop. They're cheap, good at their job (15-30 years of experience compared to local roastie barbers who have done it for five years tops) and don't make pointless small-talk

I just don't cut it at all, it's been like 8 years since the last one.

>>38753030
>the barber tries to make conversation
How do I politely tell them that I'd rather not talk to them and that I'm content to just stare directly ahead?

>>38753012
Bump. Did it once and i could never do it again.

>>38753012
>currently taking dream journal anon

>>38753012
I started taking 3 capsules of ZMA an hour before bed and there was a significant difference to my sleep. First and foremost I felt far more rested when I woke up but also my dreams were dramatically more vivid and regular. Give it a try.

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>>38752972
what do you want to originally do?

>>38752993
Kill the fucker... but thats not legal

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Getting drunk and having sex, and then regretting it isn't rape. Your sister is a whore