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>>38754799
>Hasan feels more than half a year with Linda, she says, "She wants sex with me four times a day, I'm a sex machine for her, not more." Of course he could just go, but Linda has the beautiful sides of the Life. With her, he first tasted sushi and drank expensive wine. She pays for his fitness studio contract, his clothes, sports equipment, and his cell phone bill.

haha lucky bastard. He says he's saddened about it all though. He feels that he's being used.

>women in europe advocate for open borders
I'm an autistic bitter virgin from Burgerland: the post.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nymphomaniac-swedish-granny-admits-sleeping-with-3000-migrants/


I WANT OUT. NOW!!!!

>>38754771
>brung

>>38754933
the current education state of the robot folks

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>>38754933
It's a real word. It might not be well-used, but it's real.

>>38754701
>Be born in South Carolina
>Everyone is aggressively friendly and talkative
>I just want to be left alone

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i'd chop my dick off to just live in the south, seems comfy as fuck

>t. scottish fag

>>38754733
You'll be left alone in the North, up until the point that you actually DO need to talk to people and interact.
What happens then is that you'll be bombarded with a slew of insults that make no sense from the mouths of chubby Dunkin' Donuts addicted Northerners.
Then, you'll have to put up with their incessant unfriendly retardedness while the other Dunkin' Donuts addicted Northherners cackle like hyenas at someone calling someone else a queer for the 1,000,000th time.

>>38754692
Why the hell wouldn't you sit in your assigned seat? If you wanted the window seat so badly, it takes two seconds to just choose that seat before you check in. He may have chosen that seat on purpose and then this faggot OP decides he wants to do his own thing.

For all your calculations and planning, you didn't do the one thing that you should have done.

>>38754715
I didn't buy the tickets

>>38754730
You don't have to have been the purchaser to choose your own seat before checking in.

>>38754665
>try to reply to OP
>almost go to sleep
do you have magic "stop reply" powers
are you a wizard

>>38754665
U coud also just be 2 dumb 2 ealize u were the 1 btfo, and often whenthats the case the smart person stops replying not to waste any more time

>>38754665
Anybody who expects an argument on the internet to end in reconciliation or acknowledgement of defeat is a retard.

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>>38754604
>tfw failed elementary english

>>38754604
>Tfw no tomoki gf

Origi desu nal

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What do you mean "speculator"?
Do you mean somebody who trades financial markets?

>>38754539
I doubt Barron is a virgin

>>38754539
It feels fantastic, just so warm and right

Cuddling feels so safe and comforting. Honestly after awhile it starts to feel like the natural state all humans were meant to be in.

Sex is extremely pleasurable, a million nerve endings are being triggered and you can think of nothing else.

I've been alone for a long time, and there's no doubt in my mind that I miss cuddling and having someone else in my bed much more than sex.

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>>38754539
feelings is for fucking pussies you beta male!

Jake
Chris

Justin, Zachary

GOD TIER- Thad
Top Tier- Chad
Below- Brad
Below- Vlad
Below- Dad

>>38754488
Apparently you "loved" hundreds of men before me.

>>38754507
I love you... and your wallet the most!

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>>38754488
Fuck it, whatever, Arby's and chill

>>38754423
>a few months

oh you sweet summer child

come back when you've been NEET for over a decade

>>38754518
How does that even work? Do you literally live in your parents' basement?

>>38754531
Not in the basement, no.

Of course. My most fapped to image involves an orc woman squatting over a smaller man, holding him by the throat and fucking the shit out of him by force, and similar scenes going on in the background. There's another image that shows another orc (female) with absolutely stupendous muscular thighs and ass crushing a man against a tree with her hips, absolutely taking him by force. Nothing gets me harder.

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Why wouldn't you want the strongest mate you can find?

>>38754390
Holy shit that is literally the virgin walk

what does virginity have to do with it

>>38754330
Idk but the only people I've seen with that type of posture is virgins

>>38754320

If you don't want shit posture sleep on the floor.

>>38754315
Probably look at her better desu. She'll know how to give me better head and handies and will be able to ride my cock good.

Virgins are always
>i-i don't know anon
>i'm embarrassed
>i don't know how to do it
>*stops part way through*sorry I feel awkward
Bitch just ride the fucking dick and shut the fuck up

>>38754428
You say that now but you're just projecting your beta issues onto a qt innocent virgin girl. Either accept you're a beta autist like most people here or GET OUT.

>>38754455
>a girl who can sex like a beast yet has never even seen another male because of madman tier insecurities
>accuses others of being beta projectors when called out basic cogdis
Umm ok

Reddit I'm sure or tumblr

Noone knows where to go?

>>38754246
Reddit, Tinder, Tumbler.
Yup.

>>38754245
Yeah me too. I'm trying to make friends but I don't know how...

>>38754245
I don't even bother any more.

It all seems so unnatural. I'll hang out with people, but it usually lasts less than a year before I move onto another set.

I avoid staying with one group for too long as being a single male for so long, questions start to be asked and they get increasingly personal. When I'm unable to provide an acceptable answer, they start to view me as a creep.Takes a year for me to go from a "fun guy" to a "creep", so I ditch them after about 6 months.

I only had three good friends my whole life. I stopped hanging out with one because he moved in with his boyfriend.
One friend killed himself by getting drunk and falling off a balcony. Another became schizophrenic after smoking too much crack. Very strange.