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ITT: images that make you think "hmmmm, what an image"
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>>38760208
prepare for a dump my oregano OP
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>>38760208
hmm, george lucas is a hack you know...
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jhyfdhtydrht

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This board would be so much more respected if we banned weebs. They're the reason no one takes this site seriously.
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>>38760177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ac7GnUUy80
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>>38760177
fuck off back to redit robert, weebs posting smug anime girls and their anime feet are an integral part of our normie force field
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>>38760177
a weeb robot is still a robot

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At what age did you realize you were uglier/weirder than the average man?
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>>38760093
I'm not ugly. I'm just normal.
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My father never lost an opportunity to tell me how worthless I was, as long as I can remember.
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14, I was below the average height, looked like a classroom skeleton and had multiple operations in my childhood, leaving me with ugly scars all over my chest.

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why does this image make me so fuckin hard lads?
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>>38760056
I imagine it's the perfect combination of degenerate/disgusting/attainable for you
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>>38760056
If he had a better face it might be kinda hot
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>>38760056
its obvious that you have a severe mental disorder and should be euthanized quickly and quietly

I did it, I go to uni and everyone knows me and I got bored and I hated on one of those social media attention whores.

She uploaded a pic of her and she was basically nude and she wrote that you shouldn't be ashamed of your body and that whole thing.

I wrote "A girl uploads a pic of her boobs with a motivational text and she get's all the love and support but if I would post anything similar I would get either reported or people would say I'm part of the patriarchy".

She got obviously triggered and I posted comments and shit on most of her pics and she was trying to act that I was a pathethic human for spending time commenting.

Now people will most likely hate more a bit for it and she will probably get her bf to fight me because "hurr durr you say bad words to my gf".

I'm not worried because I weigh almost 220 and I hit the gym 7 times a week and I can fight anyone almost.

I get so fucking angry at these social media whores jesus fuck.
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>>38759947
>show boobs on internet
>bf
Why are you white people such pathetic cucks and pretend to be alpha?
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>>38760025
Not sure if youre hating on me but she was posting pics of her nude and weaing basically no clothes and she was just posting shit saying how proud she is of her body and how you cant let people change your views on what is a perfect body.
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>>38759947
>I get so fucking angry at these social media whores jesus fuck.
They are mostly BRAINLESS, LYING attention WHORES, who get away with their lies by presenting the gender card. You say anything bad about women you are a fascist pig, unless you're a female yourself.

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>"you should be contributing to society!"
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I want to, but I get the unanimous feeling it is in vain. Kind of like how I'd like to Liberal and give everyone healthcare, but realize these ideas are simply too progressive and economically impractical.
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>you are wasting your life
>get your shit together
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>le world originally doesn't owe you anything

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Have you ever been to confession?
How did it go?
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When I was in elementary. I wasn't molested, so it went pretty well.
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>>38759908

Went to Catholic school for 12 years. Was only straight-up raped 4/5 times. Feelsgoodman.
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>mfw Protestant

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kek what the actual fuck is this guy doing get in here lads

twitch tv / trollfromhell
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>>38759901
If he takes off the mask, does he die?
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$1500 chandelier cocksuckers
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Slaps your girls ass, what do?

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This is what all men really want to do.
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No way, really? It's almost like reproduction is the main biological imperative of all life
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>>38759892
No thanks, I want to drink poppy seed tea, collect passive income from my crypto investments, fap to 2d anime girls, and never go outside or speak to anyone.
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>>38759892
Ive done it and yeah its great

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>no success on Tinder
>The only person not to get bored of me on POF was a needy 2/10
>Try Craigslist ad to get laid
>Bunch of bots, and a gay guy shaming me for being a 30yo virgin, then trying to make me feel guilty for wanting my first time to be with a girl (I'm straight)
>Can't pull a girl irl

I should give up, lower my standards to "any girl with a pulse and can consent," or just have gay sex
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sounds like you need to work harder on being yourself
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>>38759871
Why not just pay for an escort or just a street whore at this point?
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>>38759891
What does that even mean? Being myself means being an ugly motherfucker who's bad at socialising.

Maybe I should work on my handshake?

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Virginity loss scale

>10-14 years old: Chad/Stacy, acchieved it effortlessly

>15-19 years old: Norman, acchieved it with minimal efforts

>20-24 years old: Cyborg, acchieved it with much painful efforts

>25-29 years old: Robot, lost it to an escort as it was the only way to lose it at all.

>Died a virgin: Wizard, didn't lose it to an escort due to being too jaded to even care about it
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>>38759856
I lost it at 25 to my gf
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>>38759856
15. Dumb slut friend of a friend from another school. First time I smoked weed too, but that didn't have anything to do with it. I sanctify the experience in my mind and have never looked her up 10 years later because I just can't stand the thought of her being some 3 kid bar fly. I'll always want to think of her as some cool alternative punk chick who drew dragons.
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Norman here :)

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will vaping cure my anxiety?
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>>38759834
You can try it. More of a placebo effect than anything, really.
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It helps mine when I'm at parties and stuff. I quit smoking cold turkey for 2 years before I started vaping 4 years ago to help with anxiety at a job. Now I wish I didnt, cause I'm strapped for cash after my rent, car payment, insurances, ect and I do it too much so it costs a lot.
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Becoming addicted to nicotine will increase your overall felt anxiety.

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>spend an hour looking for pizza videos
>finally find a big archive of them
>it's a torrent
>double layer my vpn
>spend 10 minutes hovering my mouse over the start download button with my heart pounding in my throat
>exit window
>decide to just download some 2D lolicon instead
I'm such a coward.
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You did the right thing dude.
I'm unironically proud of you.
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>>38759824
>manage to find pizza in 10 minutes
How? Are you a hacker or something?
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>>38759824
What seems to be the problem, sir?

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>used to love napping as a kid
>got used to sleeping on floor
>adult now
>find it hard to sleep in my bed
>been sleeping in weird places
>was in a cupboard this week
>starting to get a sore back
>pain keeping me up

don't know what to do now
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>I've wanted to be a female my entire life
Fuck it feels weird to finally type that out
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>>38759808
im 27 and always nap in comfy places, i always have..
>under my bed
>floor in the guest bedroom
>various places in the garage
I even have a shelter in a really quiet part of the woods where i used to go walking my dog that i made, very comfy out there
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I'm attracted to decomposition so I can't take out the trash or go to funerals without getting aroused.

I wish my roommates and family could understand

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Has anybody here ever tried to commit suicide before? Why? How?
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>>38759684
I have three times but I was also not eating at the time so I was to weak to climb the wall on my apartment buildings roof.
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Thousands of times I've put a gun in my mouth and have unsuccessfully tried to od. My life is awful. I'm mentally ill. I'm 30 now. Nothing gets better. I'll never be able to go to school. I'll never be able to have a job. Everyone hates me. I fall at everything I do. Anything I make is universally hatred by everyone. I'm ugly and always will be. If I say anything people tell me to shutup or that I'm annoying them. Honestly I'm not sure why I even continue living. I guess I just feel so bad about leaving my brother and my parents with my corpse to deal with. Maybe I can kill myself over the Mariana trench our something so they won't recover my body. I can't even go into public anymore without having panic attacks and shaking. It took me two hours to go to the site and buy bread the other day.
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>>38759684
tried to jump off a bridge two weeks ago. was already on the railing but couldn't do it. fucking brain starts telling you that things aren't so bad even though they are. gave up and returned home feeling horrible. I wish I had jumped.

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