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How do I stop constantly daydreaming about my non-existent gf
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>>38761795
ive gotten to the point where a pretty girl will smile at me and ill spend the next day or so picturing our lives together
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>>38761903
I just fap and cry
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i still daydream about my high school crush who i have not seen or contacted in over 5 years
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This meme just became shit
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>>38761665
It is better to have memed and lost than to have never memed at all.
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You have to be careful with new memes or else they'll get immediately stolen by redditors, twitterfags, etc. who only come here to steal memes. I prefer more subtle new memes such as oats and shhh
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>>38761927
maybe if you like shit
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Who else is smart but lazy as fuck here?
I've always been regarded as intelligent, smart, quick witted but man I have 0 motivation whatsoever. All I want to do is watch anime and play vidya all day every day.
I eventually ended up dropping out of Uni and now collecting neetbux. I wanna go back someday but fuck it's hard.
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The thing is they only tell you this,so you get baited into working Op.And they tell this to every lazy shit(Whether dumb or smart) so he starts working.If you where actually smart,you would easily figure this out.
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>>38761629
You're not smart. You're stupid and lazy.
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>>38761629
>He fell for the smart but lazy meme
That meme is about as original as this comment
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I known half of you are normies
>Go on omegle when drunk
>everyone skips me on r9k tag so I find a girl that lives in my city
>doesn't skip me, actually talks to me
>tells me to make a sc so we can talk more
>talk for days
>she tells me I'm really pretty
>she's cute as fuck, skinny, huge tits and ass
>floods me with nudes
>tell her I'm a virgin and haven't even kissed a girl
>expect her to be disgusted but she actually says that just makes me cuter
>says she can do something about it
>I'm going to her house tonight with some drink
Like what do I even wear, do I just go dressed casually? how do I even kiss a girl and how do I even get her to want to kiss me I'm having a fucking panic attack over this shit. Been shitting all day
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>>38761596
It's too late now, normie. Get off of my /r9k/ immediately
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>>38761596
OP you're living my bedtime fantasies pal.
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>>38761596
Welcome to the normie life. Im sure shell guide you along just go with the flow.
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of bel air thread
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>>38761595
bes sho evr
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>>38761595
Good show. The molestation arc in season two was a little hamfisted though
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It was weird seeing the Playboy mansion on Nick.
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About to report my dad to the police 2017-07-31 08:18:23 Post No.38761521
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About to report my dad to the police
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Gonna report my dad to police. Any advice before I go through with it?
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Stab yourself and say he did it
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>>38761521
What did he do? Originally
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did he hurt that dog?
if he did, he crossed the line, he went too far, my advice is to harden your heart, have a nice glass of water, and make the call.
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>it's a "motorcyclist thinks it's his god given right to have a noisy motorcycle and thinks having noise restrictions on his motorcycle is restricting his ability to ride a bike" episode
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>>38761514
He a neighbor? I know that feel. Have seen this episode
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>>38761514
Replace motorcycle with guns
Replace noice with guns
Replace ride a bike with 'live'
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>when you buy a motorbike and it's fitted with a ridiculously loud aftermarket exhaust
I am okay with this
How do I stop myself from becoming one of you?
I've been lurking for a while now, ever since I graduated high school. khv, shit grades, no uni, no car, fat, but still not proper robot just yet.
How do I prevent myself from degrading any more?
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run boy
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>>38761487
You have to stop coming here, and make normie friends. If you can't make friends, then you're doomed to become one of us.
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>>38761487
alcohol and drugs.
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>Be literal 0/10 fembot
>Only people who are attracted to me are loser beta orbiters
>Chads only fuck me for their own benefit
Any other fembots know this feel?
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>>38761453
Haha yeah senpai, totes migotes
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>>38761453
>You are a woman, so you have no right to complain.
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>>38761453
At least you can get laid.
Majority of the people who post here can't even have that pleasure in life.
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You have 30 seconds to tell me why having kids isn't worse than murder.
You're not just responsible for the eventual death of an individual, you're also responsible for all the potential suffering they experience before that.
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Having kids you actually properly take care for and provide a good start in life for will be happy, nothing is permanent, eternity of life would lead us all to eventual insanity knowing we would have to eternally think and that there would eventually be no way to distract us from boredom, everything would eventually be already done, every thought had, every combination of things tried out, you would be stuck being alive getting bored out of your mind for eternity, sounds like a hell to me. it is our temporary nature that keeps life interesting for us for the entire duration if you let it, we are exploratory creatures embrace that and go explore what you don't know
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>>38761466
Amazing. It took 30 seconds for you to come up with the most delusional, wishful thinking piece of shit essay I've ever had to read.
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I completely agree with you. People who make offspring without even giving it a thought disgust me to no end.
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What would you do if your school bully killed themselves?
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spit and dance on his grave
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>>38761370
Regret that he didn't kill me first
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Probably vandalize his grave and anonymously fuck with his grieving relatives and friends in any way that I can.
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why are the norms obsessed with punishing us?
even complete NEET robots that withdraw 100% from society are being forced to go to jail for humping a bit of plastic.
norms are fucking psychopaths and will NEVER STOP HARMING US.
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doll lives matter
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>>38761343
Would they have preferred he be trying to have sexual with real children instead?
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>>38761343
>Not buying raw silicone and other related products and making your own ideal sex doll
The state of these plebs
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Is my brain fucked up? 2017-07-31 08:03:52 Post No.38761307
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I just came to realize, while taking a shit, that alot of the failure in my life is coming from forgetting information.
>In school I forgot math solutions, and more stuff that was essential to solve problems.
>While speaking I sometimes forget words and can't get to the word.
>I can't memorize my phone number.
>I have an incredible hard time memorizing names, takes me months to learn all names in a new enviroment.
>The first time I got an job I lost in shortly after, because I looked like an idiot, not knowing my phone number and giving a wrong postal code.
Now I'm jobless, no school accepts me and I'm rotting at home.
Any idea what kind of mental illness this is and how I can take counter measure? In school once they wanted to put me in some kind of special ed class, didn't realize why at that time, but I did some tests which proved I have an IQ of 136, which was enough to not put me in that class.
It is so weird, I feel dumb but apparently I should be quite smart. Either way I am absolutely insecure because of this.
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>>38761307
That doesn't sound like a mental illness, it just sounds like you have incredibly poor memory. There's really ... not much that can be done about that.
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Just a poor memory. You're a goldfish.
There are many people out there like you, doesn't mean you're stupid, just that one area of your brain is lacking.
Life is all about planning around your bullshit, and the bullshit of others. Don't let it get you down, everyone struggles with themselves.
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>>38761307
What's your diet like? believe it or not, this plays a big role in your cognitive abilities.
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>"Hey anon what music do you listen to?"
How do I respond to this? I listen to anime openings, music I heard in AMV's I like, and hip hop/pop from the 2000's and early 2010's. I need some music I can like and say that I like without looking like a weirdo.
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whats wrong with being a weirdo?
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>90% of what I listen to is vidya osts
Send help.
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>>38761129
I like listening to most genres of metal, hard rock, and synthwave. Anything wrong?
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I'm 22 and making $95k without any degree. Ask me anything.
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*sigh* I guess I'll ask.
What do you do?
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>>38761084
I get payed by the fbi to shitpost on r9k
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>>38761084
I'm a senior consultant at a software development company. Mostly development/architecture work and some small-team management.