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>>39589865
I still consider myself NEET, but I make money delivering food to normalfags through UberEats and Postmates. I don't really consider it a job since I can turn it on and off whenever I feel like and it's easy as shit if you're a decent driver.

But bitbeans

>>39589865
sell perscription strength drugs

stop obsessing over asian, especially japanese culture, only japs who would fuck a westerener are fucking westaboos.

>>39589852
>How do i get an asian guy to be my bf?
I want this too

>tfw no qt white girl with yellow fever to fetishize me

>>39589843
>I can get better but she wants to smash
>I can get better
No, you really can't, that's why you're in this situation and asking us for advice

>>39589843
losing your virginity isn't special if you aren't waiting for marriage. fuck a really fat bitch if you want, who cares? it all feels the same, and she's asian so probably really tight.

>>39589877
lol want to see my other tinder girls? i'm just not outgoing enough to meet more girls irl. I'm not here to argue tho.

Other girls need more work, but she went straight to the point

i get 1-6 match a day ,i'm not that desperate desu but i'll kinda be an hermit until next summer cause of university

A lot of wine. a lot of tinder messages without responses.

As soon as I'm off I'm picking up an ounce of flambo. Then I'm doubling back to the apartment to pop some bars and drink a beer while I break down my new bag and play some SC.

>>39589812
Gonna shoot a point of heroin here in a couple minutes

Pee can
Yeehaw

>>39589758
I've said it both pee can and pee con but I say pee can more frequently.

>>39589758
I don't even know. Neither comes out naturally, since I didn't even know it was a word until I was an adult when I learned there was multiple ways to say it. I have to think about it every time I say it.

Do you have any writings that you want to share? I'm in the process or writing a novel

What makes you different from anyone else
Or rather, original compared to everyone else.

>>39589712
We are all psychos here, why do you think they made this board

do a lot of people stay in the abandoned afflicted areas to loot houses and shops when this kind of thing happens?

>>39589792
A lot of spics probably will. I'll be sitting on my roof/porch so noone will get away with it in my neighborhood but it's definitely a possibility, especially if that kind of thing happens in your neighborhood normally.

>>39589710
>fortification supplies
GTFO of there you stupid cunt, are you unironically suicidal?

>>39589690

Gay, I contracted AIDS merely by opening the picture

>>39589690
Why did you type this in notepad?

Use open office

>>39589690
It's actually pretty interesting

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>>39589580
Holy fuck. That's a nice Mercedez.

Fluoride etc in the water.

uhh i love those shoes

>>39589572
>Is it true that the only people that obsess over large dicks are gay men and lesbians?
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>That if you are attractive in the face, have good full head of hair, aren't hairy, are tall, have a unique personality, that's the only thing that matters?- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39589572
yes because women only care about your face so they can safely show off their handsome looking boyfriends.

>>39589572
No, sexuality has nothing to do with being a size queen T gay man

>>39589537
the third option is the only correct one.

Looks aren't forever. Female sexual market value only plummets.

second option

I don't care if my soulmate doesn't have the same hobbies or opinions or even personality close to mine
just wish it would last longer

I don't think they exist. I want to fuck my gf in the ass but I'm scared because she has ulcerative colitis and I don't want to break her little booty hole. It's been through so much already.

>>39589529
If they exist they're so rare it's almost pointless to believe they do.
Most of them are probably hyper Catholic girls with chad boyfriends

>>39589571
>It's been through so much already.

Fuck me Iol'd hard

>>39589527
So true. This board is full of braindead perverts.

>>39589527
I just want someone to hold, i dont want sex

>>39589527
>/r9k/
Nah, society. I want intimacy over sex. Sex can wait for marriage.

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What an incredible experience, anon! Holy fuck it's excellent!!

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>>39589452
>"you're not entitled to sex"

Why is this statement invariably uttered by people who have never had a major problem getting sex or romantic affection?

>>39589452
It's like a reverse-tinkerbell.

The less you care and believe in it, the more likely it's going to happen to you.

>in b4 normie wheeeee

I was always picked last in gym class. Even when gym class was co-ed, I was picked last after the fat girls. I still managed to improve myself and get laid with girls that were more or less as attractive and as autistic as me.

>>39589449
Because you're too scared to talk to girls outside of clubs.

Because not even 2million nukes would be enough to erase what humanity has done to itself. We need to make some human 2.0 cyborgs with superior logical circuits, put them in a bunker, and wipe the slate clean allowing them to start over.

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>>39589470
I do and they usually have boyfriends that they met at clubs or parties

you really cant go the normal route unless you're good looking