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>tfw no qt Slav gf
just kill me in my sleep already
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>>38764532
slav qts are dumb af and clubwhores

t. slav
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Why do Slavs always have the most tasteless makeup/facial grooming?
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>>38764548
nothing wrong with that, also I'm a cuckold

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Do anyone want to learn music?

I just started piano and I thought it would be better if we share our musical progress together.
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i play guitar

here's my latest demo recording

https://youtu.be/WKX_XF3RFqQ

>>38764480

Have you any pieces to share?
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Im learning violin and bought an electric guitar last week.
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I play guitar and piano but I never make any progress. Been playing for over a decade. I just mindlessly noodle scales because I have no idea what else to do. Learning sheet music is just a giant headache and not fun at all.

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Where Are All The Good Guys Hiding?

Well, /r9k/ where the fuck are they? Stacey isn't going to wait forever you know.

https://youtu.be/4t7I00Ws6X4
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>>38764467
They're hiding from that nasty bitch right there
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Daryen is getting desperate.

Why have all her boyfriends been mediocre video-gaming playing man-children?
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Good things come to those who wait.

(All these women seem to be Christian, why didn't they marry early?)

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We know that normies use iPhones, but what's the official robot phone? what about wizards?
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>>38764423
Not sure about other wizards, but i use an old android phone
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>>38764423
Oneplus 3 here. It's also my first phone ever. I'm 21.
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plan9phone

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What's the most extreme thing you've done due to mental illness?
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Wasted my life in front of a screen
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Walked around the city in the middle of the night/early morning in my underwear and broke some windows.
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I became a tranny. Spent 3 years of my life living as a passable girl simply because I could.

I have detransitioned with no lasting effects besides weirding out my family.

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>he rejected a girl only to end up a virgin in his mid-20's
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>he dated a girl for a month and she called him boring
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>make eye contact with girl
>not fucking her on the spot
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>>38764275
>he has been going to the gym for years and is STILL a skinny virgin

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What are the most dates you've ever been on with one girl?

aka how far did you make it before she dumped your nasty robot ass?
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>>38764262
Two. And I was the one who dumped her, thank you very much.
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>>38764262
8 but then I cheated one her. I don't regret it, she was being a bitch
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>>38764262
>date
>robot
what?

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goodbye forever, everyone. it's been a great 9 years on this website. it truly has. but, all great things must come to an end. every board is a weak, small shadow of its former self. there is no reason to browse besides self-hatred. /b/ is full of middle-schoolers posting edgy suicide memes on ylyl threads. /r9k/ rarely posts good original content, like the bot was built to force onto the board. nothing is interesting, and i haven't laughed at 4chan since '14.
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You'll be missed anon

Thanks for having the courage to do what we all should
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>>38764236
You must be pumped about moving to reddit fellow intelectual.
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>>38764331
I hope you realize that you are the very reason why this site's turned to shit. Congrats for ruining everything you touch you piece of shit.

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Post them fridges, boys.
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Why do you have so much lemon juice
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>>38764389
To shoot up crack. Its better then using vinaigrette.
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>>38764389
I mix it with water, and sometimes add a little bit of sugar. It's cheaper and healthier than buying soda.

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I went to look at my girlfriend's instagram, which I hadn't looked at before, and noticed that she was following like 10-15 model Chad guys and liking their shirtless posts and whatnot.

I was beta and got butthurt about it, told her that it upset me even though I know it's petty, and she unfollowed all of them and said that it's just social media and means nothing. It's obvious that I'm insecure now though. How do I redeem myself?

>inb4 fuck off normie

This is my first girlfriend (of nine months) and the only time I was ever upset about something with her.
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Bumperino originalioso
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Follow some Stacy's
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>>38764200
Your gf probably loves you for who you are, believe it or not but they got feelings too.
It's not about being insecure now your gf probably thinks you don't trust her so just tell her you are sorry and you should trust her more

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Can someone explain to me how to get a job?
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>>38764162
go in and give firm handshake etc.
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>>38764180
I unironically tried this, not the manager but the guy on the till, and he said to go online but I'd probably not get the job because I look and act weird.
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Apply online
Wait for a call
Show up
Play along with the interview games
Show up to work on Monday

That was the process for all 3 of my shitty service industry jobs anyway, career stuff is different

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I hurt my dick and I can't fap now
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
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>>38764085
Get a fucking job you manchild fuck
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>>38764085
Aww you poor thing. Do you want mommy to blow on it?
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>>38764274
WHY DID YOU DIE MOM

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need adv and the robots earlier didnt help me
>be me 23 year old straight guy
>gay guy I met keeps calling me cute and stuff
>eventually we fuck(me on top)
>we've been fuck buddies for like a month or two now, we text like every day
>he works at a hotel in a city like an hour away
>he gets free room sometimes
>Go over at like 5PM Saturday
>spend the night barhopping, fucking, and listening to some local bands
>first time really spending time together not having sex
>Have tons of fun, really great time
>lay in bed watching TV and fucking all morning
>says he really likes me and hasn't even wanted to sleep with any other guys since we've been fucking(I guess this is out of character for him?)
what the FUCK do I do? I like him but I'm just not gay enough for a relationship with a dude I dont think, like I cant watch gay porn its gross
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You're a faggot in denial you already been fucking this dude

I hope you get AIDS btw
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>>38764125
>your a faggot
>because you fucked a dude
lol, you what m8?
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BUMPERIDDOOGO

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What if im just lying to myself without knowing it?

I am an intellectually superior INTJ and because of a few things that I said to my only friend a few months back, I do not have any friends. I undoubtedly have the social skills to befriend any one I want, yet sometimes I just feel a burning hole in my heart for the things I said to him. The truth is hes a cold hearted motherfucker and he is willing to act coldely when provoked (much like me) and this provoking started months before we started having problems, and by provoking I mean trust issues. Although at the time he believes that I am very different to him and that I am useless to him (which is what I believe most of the time) I miss him. I dont want anyone else but him, regardless of the things he said about me. I dont care about anything that happened, I just want my friend back. I am in tears as im writing this which begs the question: am I really an intj or just an autistic faggot who lost his only friend due to trust issues
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why did I read this
you're a faggot
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You think thats bad op?
I can't use my dad's yacht until next weekend. Life is so unfair. You're not the only one with problems pal.
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>>38764067
name? this sounds oddly like my story

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>You can choose to be happy

FUCKING NORMIES

WHY DO THEY BELIEVE THIS
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>>38764024
Because they are literal memes
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lol jus b happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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>>38764024
Because it makes them feel better, same as the 'looks don't matter, girls only care about personality' and 'just b urself' horse shit they like to spout.

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