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>>38767605
Some hotter girls would be more fun this time around last night was too easy

Yeah, op said around 10 aclock so he better get his fagass in here

>>38767772
Fuck, probably 10 his time (idaho). Because the screenshot says 10:30 but it was 12:30 my time (eastern). So fuck

Quit bragging and just do it already.

3/4 year single from a shitty 4 year relationship, part time job i have cut my hours even more, ive lost all interest in everything that used to occupy my time throughout the day. I'm only 19 and I already want to go away.

>>38767596
>inb4 get a new job
fuck off the job i have now was given to me and i dont have the life force to go looking

>>38767352
i literally watched that video last night for the first time. it's a pretty obscure video already, so this is weird OP

and yes she turned out to be a 147/10. but she was already a dime in this video

>>38767352
it was me
used to look like the virgin walk guy in middle/high school
now I have tons of women asking me out and trying to get in my pants

She used to have shittons of ache, then was cute, but then got fat.

>>38767292
WA state here, hot as balls and i hate it.

>>38767292
Fuck any temperature above 60 degrees.

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>>38767281
>what do y'all think of my ARAB money?

This is American money

>>38767294
That's that oil money though

$5100! now that's gangsta

oh god i bet those feet are so soft and smell so delicious

I cry about it sometimes. I wish I had the motivation to become the person I want to be. I think a lot of robots know that feel, even if they don't want to be a gigantic faggot.

>chastity
disgusting

Drink alcohol and maybe doing LSD recently had something to do with it.
>cousin is all around popular and shit
>him and his friends wanna go to a nature park
>they ask me for a good one since I live near them
>they invite me to come out
>just drink a bit first
>just chat up, say what I feel like saying
>this doesn't usually happen even when I drink
>cousins and friends notice how outgoing I'm being and asks if it's the lsd that changed me
>say maybe keep on socializing and having a good time

>>38767128
The main thing in a conversation is to find a common topic that you can both gush about. Even if it's not something you're too proficient in, say music, as soon as you find out what they're passionate about you can just ask them leading questions and they will talk about stuff they love for ages, to which you can chime in and ta-da, conversation. As for actual practice, what helped ME a lot was getting a job as a bartender, since all you do is talk to a lot of people. My small-talk skills got so good in that place.

>>38767307
I concur with the alcohol, it's an amazing social lubricant, but LSD is something that you might not necessarily want to mess around. How you take an LSD trip really depends on the person - some people indeed might have a life-changing experience, but if you're a naturally anxious person or depressed or whatever then you might have a really shitty time and be even more fucked up for a little while.

Now here's an original sentiment I've never seen before on r9k. You must be one of them special snowflakes I've heard so much about.

>>38767143
haha true, thanks for the reply

>>38767143
you know what, I don't think it is typical, or at least it should not be typical, to be at a point where this is true. years ago I could have said this but still deep down tell myself that things were bound to fall into place. that delusion is over now, I will never make it. my age, my life, the way I am, I can now know it is NEVER EVER happening for me and that is a lot to bear.

>>38767072
rapping Tomoko is back.

>>38767072
I love this hot new meme

niggers, jews
bad news

chinks, spics
dont give a shit

>>38767065
I wonder what her favorite food is

>>38767148
Pretty sure a stroke fucked her brain up, so she probably doesn't have a favorite food. At that point, it's not really her fault that her family is stuffing food down her paralyzed maw

If she's too fat to move, she's too fat to leave me. I know that feel

>>38767027
Because "nihilism" is the trendy shit now.

>>38767051

nihilism has been trendy since the 60s

>>38767027
>>38767051
t.brainlets xD
Have fun with your magical sky fairy delusions lmao
I stopped believing in that shit at age 7 when I realized people don't come back from the dead xDDDDD

>>38767022
No, but they laughed when the normie bros made fun of me. They weren't even Chads, just good mental healtho boys !!!3:<!!! Don't take me back to public school, anon

>>38767022
Yes, this has happened several times. They even told my friends to get me to leave because they didn't like me being around.

>>38767022
No

Once a girl called the guy sitting next to me ugly, he asked if I was ugly, she said no.

I wrote that because no isn't original.

>>38767013
Ayyy, you just taken MDMA? (:

>tfw you felll for the drug addled tranny meme

>>38767029
But there was no mention of trannies. Please stop projecting.

I am an old school ylilautan named Eugene

AMA

His name is helper, you dirtbag, not apu.

>>38767036
Eugene, will Apu ever overtake pepe in popularity?
>>38767048
noob

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>>38766928
>LDR
>Should be called PCM: Please Cuck Me

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>>38766928
Have you actually met?

If not, it's not a real relationship. Either way you're getting cucked though.

>>38766928
ldr's are for cucks and losers may as well just pay a cam whore at least then you don't have to keep pretending to yourself like the whore on the other side of the screen cares about you