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Damn she thicc like a milkshake

Guess who she's married to. Hint: it has alot of melanin

What the fug, I set this to be a spoiler.

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What is it about /r9k/ that attracts so many guys with phimosis? I have it too and I see threads about it semi regularly. Are all phimosislads doomed to robotdom somehow?

>>38768168
literally every guy with a foreskin has phimosis when young, it's like the male version of a hymen

just gotta keep stretching it, you're supposed to start naturally as a teenager when you begin masturbating/getting boners

>>38768250
I stretch mine regularly so it dosnt hurt and is not to tight but there is just a lot of it even when at full mast

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I'm learning to play one, that counts r-right?

>>38768217
go practice

Tin whistle, yeah.

>>38768094
bduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hurrb durrr

thats you dude
thats what you sound like

>>38768127
I need an exact definition

>>38768094
Urban dictionary probably has it

>>38768057
Not dying of heart disease

>>38768057
wtf is a ring ding?

>>38768057
Hmm sounds like you need a better diet.
Does your current diet ever give you wet gas?

>>38768022
Make her feel like she does something in life, make her feel as if she has value (buy her something nice, it'll help her feel like she's worth something), give her a reason to get out of bed, give her stuff to do
She probably just wants to feel like she's worth something to someone and that someone needs her

Suicidal roasties tend to be the type to have 50 boyfriends in one year.
Their low self-confidence means they will try to leave you over the smallest of things.

Make sure you're there and available, somedays she's not gonna want to talk about and just wants a normal conversation, but be there for her if she has a breakdown. Also remember: if a suicidal person suddenly acts really happy and upbeat it means that they might actually be killing themselves if you doubt you can teak it out just call the cops.

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>>38768000
What the fuck is penis inspection day?
What kind of rapey fucking school did you go to?

>>38768021
>he didn't go through penis inspection day
lucky lad

>>38768021
can't tell if you're homeschooled or non-american

>>38767979
Damn that made me sad, I hope the little fella finds a new home.
> husband left me
But you do know where women/fags belong, so I expect you to get going in that general direction.

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>>38768066
i wanna buy him but i still live with my parents (still in high school) and idk if they r cool with me randomly buying a guinea pig also she's listing him for $75 :(

>>38768195
Maybe find a summer job, that should cover it. The price seems a tad too high tho, maybe there are some extras coming with it. Also literally what the fuck happened to this board, first women now underage kids, at least its not another trap thread, thank god for that.

>>38767949
I'm sorry anon.
I'm also probably completely irredeemably fucked

>>38768014
it's a weird feeling, like being trapped in a box with water coming up around you and knowing that there's nothing you can do

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>when you already know there's literally no realistic way to fix your life

It's a depressing feeling, but a little bit liberating in a weird way.

>>38767931
goddamn it, every month I know this thread is coming and it still gets me every time

new semester of college, this time I'm hoping to fix the perfectionism that's crippled my productivity. Also only taking 10 credit hours

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>2020 is less than 3 years away
>Closer to 2030 than to 2003

>>38767931
My comeback's been in motion since when you or a different timeposter posted something similar back in May.

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What the fuck is the B word?

>>38767892
Keep lifting.

Keep being nice to her.

Be the better man and steal that bitch.

>>38767892
>all to impress a girl
how much of a beta can you be?

>>38767877
Just put an ad on craigslist. You'll have a dozen thirsty responses inside ten minutes.

That said, if you're whoring yourself out for money, you don't get to be picky. Whatever guy is willing to pay for access to your vagina is guaranteed to not be attractive or charming enough to get it for free.

>>38767877
Yeah I'm desperate enough Stacey, please pick me! Oh god I've never felt the touch of a woman :'(

hang yourself roastie, k thanks, bye

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>>38767825
Something tells me we'll be the only two people in this thread. Anyway, I love slob belly gfs!

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>>38767825
Um. You there? I would really like to talk about slob belly gfs.

>>38767825
I can appreciate slob

>>38767730
I too suffer from swamp ass. I shower daily and it still annoys me. It's hard to tell if it's sweat or "wet gas".

>>38767844
so how do you deal with it

i once put baby powder in my asscrack and it was temporary relief but soon it turned into paste and i had to scoop it out with tissue

i had it
it's because i'm an alcoholic, ate tons of fast food, lots of spicy food and coffee
my ass was always wet after farts and after shitting for a long time, i'd have to go wipe all the time out of nowhere
now i've cut back on drinking and improved my diet, it got much better

>>38767696
My parents ruined my teeth by feeding me sugar all the time to shut me up when I was young. Now it's just a life of broken teeth and pain.

>>38767696
Doing so is a part of my /routine/

no i think it's been three days