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Liberating

>>39590302
He thinks 177k is rich. Heh

Cute

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>>39590302
>$177,473.69
>thinks that's worthy of showing off

Oh my sweet summer child.

Keep dreamin on milf hunter.

I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day160

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day161

>>39590234
>So I found an easy way to make money online. It seems there are a lot of cucks and NTR losers online, who would be willing to see their waifu cumbtributed, or a fig of them next to a brown dick. I can easily do this to pass the time desu.
Wait what the hell?

I have a brown penis, how can I get into this?

I doubt this is an actual thing desu

the thing is nobody wants to see that

>>39590254
I did it for a few people on /v/ every once in a while in those steam threads. The thing is, you have to actually be a dom and convince them of your masculinity so they cough up more money. These cucks are really beta, man.
>>39590257
Sorry but people do since I have done it a few times in the past.

>>39590232
Ndxnckckjc

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>>39590232

sorry can you repeat that? I couldnt understand

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>>39590251
rupees

>hear robot say how much he "loves" the internet
>only goes on 4chan

>>39590471
what other websites do you browse, wise guy?

>>39590471
>he loves the internet

>>39590126
You should go to the max and do what Peter is doing in the picture.

>>39590126
Deal with your problems like a man, you little pussy.

>>39590126
dont cut dude. not worth it. take some drugs instead.

>>39590082
Falling for the woman meme, hard pill to swallow but there all the same anon.

Pull the the throttle and distance yourself a bit. Try again later.

>>39590082
It is stark anon. Fast, little story recently;
>be interested in a 9/10 volleyball college chick
>ask her out in a few dates
>I'm a romantic, long term type of guy (seeking wife to start family early)
>at 3rd date, she shows me footage on her phone (she's drunk) of her sucking two guys dicks with her female friend pushing her head (mouth fucking)
>I die a little inside because I thought she was the one, she seemed so FUCKING innocent
>she ask if it's hot (footage)
>I pretend my best and say it's the hottest shit ever (I want to cry out of sheer bubble popping starkness)
>I don't contact her again afterwards
>her friends go up to me weeks later to say why am I a bitch
>I say I need to do a lot of studying
>I'm really depressed that most chicks (even damn 3/10) have more than 6 partners by age 19
Not a meme version of the word JUST, but there is no word to describe it. Pure fucking starkness is what I can only describe. Especially the cute innocent looking ones. JUST.

>>39590054
>discuss the nature of females
There is a woman heat thread daily, what else you whant?

Can't see through the illusion unless you're outside of it.

>>39590054
/national geographic/: humans who have never slept with animals or had a relationship with them discuss thier true nature

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>>39590045
What's preventing anyone from doing it in that week? Not like anyone can put police in a house and monitor them 24/7.

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>>39590045

muted wtf since when canyt u just post an image

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>tfw if I kill myself during my colleges Suicide Prevention week they might just name the week after me

I'm about to be famous boys

>>39590033
I ain't reading that shit but I got to ask why the fuck you care so much

shut the fuck up faggot

the only thing that matters is that the top men, known as Chad, don't stop having sex with women

the bottom tier and middle tier men are literally worthless

what a shit thread fuck off

/pol/ BTFO

>>39590137
Honestly, this
Fuck men that aren't Chad

Just pretend it's a video game and press x to not autist, and talk

>>39589996
Don't ask r9k for advice on how to be SOCIAL

>>39590108
WHERE DO I GO THEN, LAD?

I've got 2000 CCs. Anyone want one? They're a dollar a pop.

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It's still there if you want it. Come on guys

Now down to $7.75
Purchase - GOOGLE PLAY*SUPERCELL SAO PAULO BR

>nuttin personnel
Like spewing out babies, get it?

i missed you black female interracial poster, how have ya been?

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>>39590157
Mighty fine, got a new cat :3

fuck off I've already read my self-help book today you dumbass frog

>>39590015
>self-help book
Holy shit could you get anymore cucked

>>39590075
well would YOU help me then smartass?

because nobody else did

Condoms nigger

I don't understand it from a woman's point of view. It's harder for a man to get an STD and if he gets the girl pregnant, he can just run off. Women get STDs incredibly easy and they can get pregnant. Casual sex is retarded for a woman. And just think about it: there are women out there willing to have unprotected sex with strangers from bars. It's crazy. I could dump all my AIDS into your vagina and a baby as well and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. I'll leave and go on with my life. You're stuck with my AIDS and my child. You probably didn't even cum. One of the greatest things I can imagine is a slut catching a serious STD from an awful, unprotected one night stand and finds out she's pregnant months later. Serves that stupid cunt right.

When I meet with a new girl on Tinder it's only after making my intentions clear, and she agrees to show documents of recent blood work saying she's clean. Sometimes she's timid or overwhelmed by it, so I offer to go and get it done with them. We're usually holding hands as we both walk out back to my place after that. Ever since I first heard about Tinder in highschool I've fucked eight girls in the ass raw. Ass to mouth will take your breath away my friend.