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I feel like my so called friends secretly hate me. I cant stop thinking that theyre all talking shit and laughing at me behind my back. I dont want to bring it up in case im wrong because that would definitely make them dislike me. Wat do

>>38772926
What makes you believe that they hate you? Do they actually display any behavior consistent with that hypothesis? Are there any things about you that are truly worth hating in your opinion?

>>38772952
Well, im kind of an autist and I say stupid shit all the time so its no stretch to think that theyre making fun of me when im away. It just sucks cuz I really like them and theyre all ive got. My family is shit so i look to friends for support

expose your balls to cold and apply heat afterwards. it feels unreal

>>38772864
explain, anon

how could I achieve this and what does it do?

>>38772864
Don't do this. It's like that hot/cold spoon thing that makes it explode into shrapnel.

There are a few out there. Nearly had a Tinder date yesterday but dropped a redpill that led to her unmatching without saying goodbye. After 3 days of constant messaging, fucking cunt.

>>38772887
Got me curious now, what did you say?

>>38772916
Told her that i dont like eating at restaurants because most of them are overrated and that i despise the beauty culture thats propagated by the media.

Dont know which led her to unmatch.

>>38772686
I'm over a month in now, anything you'd like to know specifically?

>>38772726
Actually Yes. I forgot to include in my post that if there were anybody else doing it they should post results or tell about their experience whatsoever

So It's been a month. Did you, during this month, only stop jerking off or did you do other things to replace the voidness left by quitting porn ? What are your techniques for restraining yourself ?

>>38772686
there is a difference between nofap and noporn though isn't there?
I remember reading your testosterone levels rise initially but then begin dropping after 7 days of no fap.

Tie the noose, I'll kick the chair.

>>38772680
What's your favorite one?

>>38772700
Mom femdom JOI vids. They are harder to find, but they make me nut more.

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>>38772580
here anon, have a nice birthday :3 <3 you deserve it

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Like you said, some generalizations are life-saving and it can be pleasant to find an exception.

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Chamomile and local honey in my mug... because i caught a summer cold.

Get out of downtown/east van, what the fuck are you doing???

Yeah we got those in Canada
Just ignore them and they won't bother you

Why the fuck do you keep posting this thread? No one gives a fuck that you are visiting our asian colony/shittiest west coast city.
t. UBC student for 6 years before I fucking moved.

>>38772569
at really his son or daughter

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>>38772569
How about this little boy's costume, anon?

>>38772632

is actually a girl /female/

>>38772545
chloroform
or a
baseball bat

>>38772545
Be the perfect man for her. Treat her right. Show her love every day. Go out of your way to make her life better.

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>>38772545
walk into her room and show her your erect penis. If she screams; run away and deny everything, if she stares silently; just wink and walk away.
I call this "operation: cannot possibly fail", it's foolproof. and post results.

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>>38772520
No debt.
I live alone.
I own a car.
I have a career.
My penis works.
????

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>>38772520
>perfect girl
>sell yourself
nice try roastie

>>38772520
I could probably kill you in 1 to 1 combat.

>>38772377
Lmao what the fuck dude?

Get a grip. How you gonna post a picture of ODB and say shit like this?

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>>38772377
yes but am gay wanna be a dom white daddies slave/fuckboi

I think you're just a masochist, man.

>>38772352
the director tells them to shut the fuck up, idiot

>>38772352
Guys aren't as easily overcome.

>>38772352
how good does it actually feel, khv here. would like to know what im missing out on.

yeah pull the trigger 2 late for u m8

You're completely fucked.

You were supposed to develop all of the social skills and contacts to achieve any of this when you were a teenager.

You can always pursue education and there's always chances to make friends, but nobody is going to want to party with some 30 something uncool loser.

>>38772309
having friends in the 30's is the hardest. Work is the only place you can get connections. actually to late for you now.

>>38772272
Yes, because 10 year olds are just so much sweeter

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I'm going to need you to come have a seat over here for me.

16 year olds look like women, younger than that they are children

>>38772192
me i hate being a brownie

>>38772192
I am white and wish I had a wt white GF.

They seem to love Chang dong and BBC though.

>>38772192
Meh, it'd be nice to get some white people perks but I'd still be a loser and a loner who stays in his room all day. Not much would chang. I guess I could post pics of my hand holding stuff on 4chan without derailing the thread?