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>>38774398
Hahahaha that's hilarious count jumbo, I hope you feel good about yourself

>>38774449
Well that's odd. It was some guy who said he can hear me, he knows where I am, and there's nothing he can do to help. Now the post is gone

>>38774363
adderall, ephedrine, cocaine and some z-pills and you'll be fine in no time

>>38774361
>Red
>Orange
.Yellow
>Green
>Blue
>Indigo
>Purple

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>>38774361
Pepe doesn't want you to do it

because i love u op

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>tfw 6'3 non-virgin robot

>>38774356
It doesn't matter. I could be ultra chad and if I still had my mind I would still be scared of women and intimacy as I am now. It just shows that I'm a true robot. People who just need to "be a little taller" are basically normies who got robbed of their cake. Like, get fucked.

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Pretty bad desu
>tfw super lanklet

Go read the sticky over on >>>/fit/ and maybe hit up some of hte threads

They're nice people and will help you out but they have a pretty low tolerance for repeating themselves or people not reading the sticky, so please do that.

>>38774284
>tfw 22 year old with a dad bod
>>tfw want to get in shape but it cost too much money I.e gym, food

I guess I'll stay fat I'm too intelegent to play into the jew fitness meme

>>38774306
I know about calories and exercise we studied it for years but I just can't do it. I can't just work out in a house alone it sucks. I can't go on walks without talking and shit me and my friend always laughed our balls off when we did something and that's what made it work.

Do not click illegal CP

>>38774223
I hate you forever and ever op pls kill urself now and im awake because my pills havent kicked in yet

This is a your mother will die post, don't click it

Stop making excuses and get a gf if you want one.

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>have to go down this checklist I made to get a gf

At most you're purposely holding yourself back because you're too afraid to try.

Actually,the only thing you need is a mental stability and good job stability. All that ither shit you said is optional.

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>tfw 9 inch dicklet
at least I can buy hormones online

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Dick is one meter long. I bet it won't even be long enough to get into the girl.


Might as well off myself :(

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Stupid b8 thread.
I have no problems with my 8" dick.
You just need to get very good at eating girls out and using your hand.

Don't listen to the trolls, 8" is average and perfectly fine.

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It's a pile of shit so I fit right in.
People get me here more than the ones who logically should.
I have nowhere else compelling to be,.
Pick one.

>>38774137
Only place where I can talk about my mental issues

I only come here to post and I basically only read threads I participate in. I think it's fun to have a general topic board with other social outcasts that I can relate to. I used to exclusively lurk but I gained the courage to finally start posting and I realized it's actually way more addictive then just lurking

just type them in senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo19Y4tw0l8

>you'll be arrested for having a certain arrangement of pixels on your screen
why live

why is it that I can tell that's a Blacked video?

>>38774064
That would be pretty cool tbdes

>>38774118
Its not blacked its a threesome and i think they are all white

Virgin + NEET fashion = 4chan
Virgin + cuck fashion = /r/streetwear

Your call OP

>>38774017
What is NEET fashion?
boxer shorts and a stained t-shirt?

you're just giving money to rich people to give off the impression that you're affluent

you'd be better off dressing in cheaper brands and have money for consumables and travelling.

>>38773966
>I am a gigantic piece of shit and I want to die. Ask me anything.

whens the last time you did something nice for someone?

>>38773990
I made really shitty dinner for my family around 2 days ago

>>38773966
Where do you live and do you really want to die or are you just a hyperbolic cunt?

>>38773965
that might be the most slavic person I've seen in my life

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thots aint worth it b

wtf is wrong with slavs

>>38773853
maybe invest in better education, sex ed and revamp your prison system
also give ppl neet bux more easily to avoid all those robberies and burglaries

White wash all unborn blacks. Turn nigger culture into taboo and kill off soros. Also do what >>38773900 said.

Do you know who hates niggers the most?

Civilized black folks

Those get speak out get called uncle tom at best, or get bill cosby'd at worst (look up the pound cake speech)

>>38773815
Uhhh watch your mouth nigger, get back to the plantation :)

>>38773815
>I'm not a normie but [normie comment]

>>38773815
>I'm from /pol/ but [most jewish comment possible]
>I'm a robot just like you but [comment that implies the poster is female]