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does anyone else's mom pretend that you have some secret girlfriend?
my mom has done this for years
Any time she has left the house and I am home alone she just makes up some story about me inviting my secret girlfriend over.
Like she comes back from the store and I'll tell her I did the dishes or something and she will say "you sure you weren't hanging out with your girlfriend?"
I never know what to say to this, I am a KHV, have never had a girlfriend and she knows it, I just look at her weird like "are you serious"
This is really starting to get on my nerves, she knows I have never had a girlfriend, not even close but she brings up this "secret girlfriend" all the time
Any one else have this problem with their mom, or is my mom weird.
Also weird shit your mom does thread
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>>38777922
nice dubs
i would just try confronting her about it or just let your mom think your happy.
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>>38777955
I'm plenty happy, I don't want or need a gf
but I think she really want's me to have a gf so that I can be "normal", that is why she makes this shit up
she just won't accept that I am not like other people
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>>38777922
she wouldnt' joke about this so often unless it's something on frequently on her mind
you say she is aware that you've never had a girlfriend. she wants you to get one. obviously.
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ITT: autistic food combinations that you find good
Vanilla ice cream with a liquidy ketchup is amazing
thicker ketchup doesnt go well though, KFC ketchup in the sachets is what i found work best.
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u wood naht believe ur AYS
if ten trillion fire FUCKS
came in ur rum and sucked ur cok
so yea guys basically i would jut like to say hi XD lol FUCK inggggggggggggggg boys with bees in their fucking asses dUDE
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>>38777976
ID LAYK TO MAYKEEEE MYSELF BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT FIREFLIES AREEEEEEEEEEE SLOWLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
reaching to my asshole and literally just fucking takinga shit in it
AND EVERYTHING THAT I DO IS hair
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>>38778012woahsounds likehairdude
yeah fuck, lol,hair
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How do I harness this power? 2017-08-01 02:21:47 Post No.38777823
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How do I harness this power?
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2017-08-01 02:21:47
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>feel a sudden surge of energy
>all anxiety goes away
>become super confident
>other people's opinions no longer matter
>I can achieve anything
>next day I'm back to my robot self
Fuck
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Recreate steps that gave you this confidence boost.
Also, get off /r9k/
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>>38777823
>he relies on emotional states to get work done
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>>38777823
I used to be like you until depression hit. You know, confidence and enrergy are worth zilch if you have no friends, skills, or gf
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Genuine question: how does one acquire a titcow gf?
HOW?
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>>38777814
First you have to find a titcow; and I swear they seem to be getting more rare with each passing year.
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That's the big endgame question isn't it
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Every girl I've dated has had massive tits. I'd like the opposite for once, how do I get b cup gf?
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>tfw no periokoi bf
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periokoi, the free man from Sparta?
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>tfw no tomoki gf
Orifjgginalal
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you realize that getting a boyfriend won't make you any happier right?
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>6 months already
>no "i miss you" from ex gf
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>>38777699
Then, she probably left you for a good reason.
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>>38777725
She got bored, used the distance as an excuse(it was a LDR).
It sucks because what we felt for each other used to be pretty intense, then it started fading away for her.
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>>38777755
Maybe she decided that having two pussies was excessive and it was easier for her to get rid of the one that wasn't attached to her.
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>tfw no gf to love and protect
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>>38777647
who can you ever protect you useless tosser
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>>38777670
expected bitter reply
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thanks. /r9k/ is a straight board. good luck
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Hello /b/
I have a discount on a print-on-poster website (120x180cm). What's the weirdest image i could print and put in my living room ?
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Just make the whole thing the same color as your walls.
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>>38777648
was thinking of it but I'm not at home right now and the discount will have expired until I come home
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here, original faggot
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How do I self-induce schizophrenia?
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If you socially isolate yourself long enough it will show up by itself, might take longer depending on disposition and family history etc
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>>38777661
Develop a PCP habit while you're waiting.
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>>38777609
What kind of stupid ass desire this? Why would you ever want something like that
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I've got lung cancer and it's terminal
I've never felt more alive /r9k/
I can't wait for death
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>>38777601
Congrats anon. Any chance you can share some of those cancer cells?
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>>38777601
Yo wtf I want cancer I thought you had to smoke 50 years to get that
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Won't be long for me either I bet.
Probably for the best.
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>tfw no psychopath gf
Anyone else have this feel?
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This is literally my most powerful and unique feel
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>>38777588
>tfw not a psychopath
I don't want any feels
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Why does danger seem so attractive?
When was the last time you left the house anon?
2 months here and still going strong
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2 weeks so far.
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2 hours here. Wagecuck life
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2 minutes here
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>sister turned 10 today
>mom bought her a t-shirt for her birthday
>it had one of those design where there is like lots of images all over the shirt, knid of liek a comic
>all of those pictures were drooling hentai girls
>some on them even had cum in their mouth and on their face
>mom didn't realize this she just though it was a cute shirt
>my older sister didn't even notice this
>had to confront my mom about it since I didn't want my little sister walking around with it
>mom still didn't understand
>spendt almost 10 minutes trying to explain hentai and anime to my mom and sister
>they take away the shirt
>not sure if they were more shocked about what they bought or my knowledge about hentai
On the pluss side she let me have the shirt, it's pretty small but wearable
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show it or this story is fake
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>>38777463
>>sister turned 10 today
>shirt, it's pretty small but wearable
Manlets everyone.
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>>38777473
I ahve to take a picture of it then and crop the image because of 2GB limit
give me a sec
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im getting abused by someone who has bpd.
i dont know what to do about it
What are your stories on dealing with people who have the disorder
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>>38777449
the best way to deal with them is by not dealing with them. you should get the fuck out of there while you can
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>>38777449
According to my Jew doctor I have bpd.
It's Hell.
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>>38777466
i dont know
i had a massive meltdown today
she yells at me a lot when she takes drugs too.
She's really nice to be around at times. but her mood changed yesterday in just 8 minutes
she completely shut me off from talking to her after she wanted to hang around me
sorry for the long post
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Is video games + hookers the ultimate God-tier combination?
You're getting your own fun and pleasurable me-time, plus you're also getting sexual satisfaction with hot women whenever you want.
it's a good way to enjoy life and spend money, and it's better than blowing all your money on an ungrateful wife and kids and then spending it all on their education and housing and mortgages all in the constant fear that your wife might one day cheat on you.
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>>38777398
Not quite.
True god tier is video games + hookers + a productive hobby, such as playing a musical instrument.
The learning and work from the productive hobby gives you a sense of purpose and accomplishment and allows for you to continue the games and hooker fucking without getting disillusioned later in life.
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This is literally shit tier.
>you never get invited to dinner bc who wants to hang out with a weird loner?
>you ever get to go on a holiday with your loved one
>no one by your side when you're sick
>your parents think you're a disgrace
The last point is redundant bc you're on r9k, so they probably do anyway.
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>>38777437
3 out of your 4 complaints can be solved very easily with a TULPA!