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>step on crack
>break mothers back
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>>38780391
>step on mother's back
>smoke crack
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>step on as many cracks as possible
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>>38780391
>step on crack
>eat a chilli mac
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ITT: Common things you've never done 2017-08-01 05:10:49 Post No.38780333
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ITT: Common things you've never done
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>Hung out with old friend
>Hadn't seen him for over 10 years
>Both of us are 20 years old
>He's a fucking massive shut-in
>Has never bought something from a shop on his own
>Never tried alcohol
>Never left our hometown
>Never been to cinema
Made me wonder what common things some of the kind robots here have never experienced
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>>38780333
I've never had sex. I also have never drank, gambled, or used drugs
orgrjijrifi
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>>38780333
>never trick-or-treated as a kid
>never read harry potter
>never done drugs
>never graduated high school
>never had sex
>never been to a bar or pub
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>>38780333
>never had sex
>never driven a car
>never had a full time job
>never drank, gambled, or done drugs
>never been to a club or a party
>never "hung out" with another person
>never had a gf or a friend in general
>never got gud at doing anything
>never made anything worthwhile
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Need advice /r9k/
I'm a 20 year old turbomanlet (5'6") virgin and I'm desperate as fuck to get laid. Recently one of my female friends came onto me very strongly. The only problem is she has a pituitary gland problem so she's stuck looking like a 12 year old girl forever. I'm not a fucking pedophile, so I'm not interested in that. But I'm also very desperate to have sex. She's no daughteru-tier either. She does fucked up shit with her (genuinely pedophilic) boyfriend. In fact I'm 50/50 that he abuses her. She's still a kid in the vag department too.
I really want to get laid, but I don't want to be a pedo. She also has a shitload of mental problems going along with that.
wat do?
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>>38780329
That's hot. U ought to fug
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>>38780329
>so she's stuck looking like a 12 year old girl forever.
pics?
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>>38780329
>turbomanlet (5'6")
forget about sex. you are at least 6 inches below the current manlet cut off.
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Who should I live with?
Mom
>requires me to work 20 hours a week
>no internet
>very small room but at least I have privacy
>will leave me alone as long as I work
Dad
>will allow me to neet while I pursue dream job
>good internet
>sleep in living room so no privacy unless he's not home or asleep
>will often bitch to me about his day and tell me a handful of anecdotes he's already told me a million times
>is an asshole when things don't go his way
>free weed
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Choose secret option C; Kill yourself.
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>>38780282
> free weed
do explain
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>>38780282
>tell me a handful of anecdotes he's already told me a million times
i hate this
>sister in college
>gets herpes and calls my mom
>everyone crying
>mfw virgin and feel pure and based
We're all going to make it Robots
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>>38780235
>We're all going to make it Robots
que?
your greentext is like the opposite of you last statement
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>>38780235
you can get herpes without having sex, it happened to me
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>>38780297
That fucking sucks, fellow robot.
Do you know how you acquired it? Most cases happen from drinking from the same cup or using the same spoon/fork.
I am terrified of catching herpes the way you did.
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>Tfw no /psych/ waifu
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how does one aquire said
>psych
gf?
also Hi
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Hello, Facet. I'm here, let's see what happens.
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That's a good question. Perhaps the answer is to seek one out ITT
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Post them rooms!!!
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>>38780174
>tfw when no one replies to your room thread
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>>38780174
My rooms to much like my life, a mess..
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>>38780810
The messier it is the more interesting it is to look at.
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Ask an anon from Bloomington, Indiana anything
ill answer your questions the best i can
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why have you not killed yourself yet?
you have great willpower.
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Ask an anon from Hobart anything.
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>>38780316
I'm still young (19) and have a bit of hope. I like working out. I live for the chan and maybe seeing what'll happen after I graduate college
i just want a flat of my own so i can turn it into a mancave
but im 5'6" and black so i understand im pretty much fucked when it comes to actually fulfilling my biological imperative of nutting inside a girl
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Gonna us my girlfriends dildo on myself without her knowing. Anyone else do this? I just want cock going in and out of me
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Just get her to peg you
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Unless you're planning on using a condom for that, have fun when she gets a shit infection in her cunt.
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>>38780184
I thought about it but it's more of a gay fantasy so getting her involved would be weird. Ill eventually buy a dildo for myself but for now im working with what I've got.
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Anyone else here a total hypocrite? 2017-08-01 04:55:07 Post No.38780084
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Anyone else here a total hypocrite?
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I want to move to japan despite the xenophobia, but i hate the fact the non whites are moving in droves to the west
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>>38780084
You probably wouldn't mind if the nonwhites were educated Nipponese. So it's more like that, so it's not hypocritical baka-gaijin.
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>>38780084
I'm a neet living off my parents who thinks the government ought not to be providing welfare, social services, and healthcare for people.
it's a mix of hypocrisy and a self-hating impulse that people like me are worthless and that society shouldn't keep them alive.
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I wanna move to Korea and be a teacher who opens his own martial arts school.
Sounds comfy, too bad it's a pipedream
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The quintessential white man vs the eternal nigger. I of course have put my money on my tribe, will you follow suit and have faith in your people?
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>>38780072
>pugnacious mick
>"quintessential white man"
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Obviously moneyweather
Other guy is just here to make a buck
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>hes actually watching this shit without a lobotomy first
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At work and there are too many trap threads on here. Bring whatever you want in here, post whatever and say whatever. Let out what's in your mind
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traps aren't gay. they are females whether they have a penis or not
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>>38780058
>Bring whatever
I bring the sauce question.
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Traps are gay. Trap lovers are gay. This is an undeniable fact.
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>one (1) chance at life
>fat
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>>38780000
Vague attempt at bait cool
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>>38780000
The last time you saw 4 zeros was at then end of your calorie count
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and now there are three replies
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>tfw no girlfriend(male) to wake up and chat with
>tfw no girlfriend(male) to watch anime with over discord
>tfw no girlfriend(male) to pamper with attention
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Go back to /lgbt/ already.
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I'll watch anime with you over discord and chat with you when you wake up.
Add me, anon.
higgus#1236
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>>38779965
You can pamper me anon. Want my paypal?
How do I find somebody to shoot my my head twice? I don't trust any other method
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Post something on Craigslist with your picture and say all gun owners are faggots and there's no way any of those little bitches could pop your head with a rifle from long range
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How much money do you have, OP?
I'll do it for you
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>>38779922
I'd like something a bit more inconspicuous than that
>>38779935
$2750 in savings, but I'd like it to go to my mum. Are you in Canada?