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Hi anons, I'm just here to vent.

Why am I sharing a picture of my room?
>3 years ago I was complete social outcast.
>Stereotypical r9k anon situation, no friends, no gf, no car, no money... Just my computer

>Moved to another city, found a job, start making money
>learned about this Magic the Gathering shop that is open all night
>End up going to this place regularly, made some friends.
>Spruce up room so people can hang out
>Buy a second computer and TV so friends and I can start a lan game
>Buy 2 copies of the same game for both computers so we can both play together
>A friend wants to teach me music so buy guitars, amplifier, and micropone
>Bought a BB gun to shoot shit in the backyard
>Got into skateboarding
>Start losing weight due to physical activity
>People start to visit me frequently.
>everything was going great. I had a job, good amount of friends, even was
beginning to develop a love interest.

>Everything was going great, then...
>New friends start to learn more and more about who I really am
>Do something akward and ended up showing people how autistic I am
>Stepdad starts getting mad at me for bringing people over late
>Friends are scared of stepdad
>People realize how weird I am
>They stop talking to me
>Become a shut in
>Love interest forgets about me and finds someone else.
>Guitars and amp start collecting dust, haven't touched the skateboard in over a year,
and I use the second computer on my bed for only porn and watching anime at night.

I got a taste of what life was like for 5 months, and just as I was starting to
like myself again, it was all taken away from me. All this stuff in my room is
a constant reminder of what life could have been if I wasn't such a fucking loser.
I wish I never knew what it was like to have friends, I know people like to joke
about suicide on this board but I've been sitting here for a year wondering why I haven't
plugged a 45 into my skull yet.

tl:dr I was a normie for a few months and now it's all gone.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:43:42 Post No.38780863
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>>38780845
I hope everyone points out how I fucked up the green text.

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>>38780845
What awkward event transpired? What city did this happen? What city did you leave from?

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>>38780845
>nu-male the gathering
Stopped reading right there. Gay card game for nu male feminists. Real niggas play yugioh

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:42:18 Post No. 38780835 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me ONE thing that is fun to do. ~~Protip: you can't.~~

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:42:52 Post No.38780844
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:42:52 Post No.38780844 [Report]

I find watching the sunset and taking fun photos of it pretty fun.

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>>38780844
That sounds completely miserable and painfully lonely.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:44:17 Post No.38780875
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:44:17 Post No.38780875 [Report]

Playing video games is fun anon

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:34 Post No. 38780749 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanon here.

OK I'm having an panic attack here over something my husband just did and I need some men to explain something to me:

Why are men such fuckups?

I spent 4 weeks organizing a dinner party for the family, it was a celebration of our daughter who had just gotten married. my husband hardly contributed to anything, loafed around drinking beer which has to be adding to his huge gut that I'm not allowed to talk about. I only had one request: that he NOT invite his brother Steve to the party. Steve is the 'Scary Meth Guy' of the family (people from the South understand) and I instructed my husband to keep him away from the kids so that we may have a nice party.

So guess who shows up first at the party before anyone else?

Steve!

And he's SMOKING METH!

I was so shocked and appalled to see my husband out there talking to him while he was hitting the meth pipe, that I walked up to my husband and demanded he come inside for a talk.

When we both came inside and I asked him how he managed to forget not to invite steve. guess what he said? He said he only told steve the party was happening, not that he was invited!

Are men really this dumb? I can't believe it! I think this complete lack of regard that men display toward the women in their lives is some sort of passive-aggressive punishment for feminism. it's the same with the anal porn the teenage boys are learning to rape with on a daily basis.

I'm seriously starting to hate men. I never thought I'd reach this point but these monsters are bringing drugs and porn into places with women and children. When will they understand that women are equals to be cherished, not nagging shrews to be ignored?

I just can't believe that Steve would show up smoking meth. After I had my husband kick him out, he made sure to say bye to the kids and laugh maniacally at them, because he's the scary meth guy.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:39:18 Post No.38780774
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:39:18 Post No.38780774 [Report]

Might just be a dumb southerners thing

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:40:01 Post No.38780788
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:40:01 Post No.38780788 [Report]

So, at what point did you offer to give him a BJ?
Come on, you can tell us. It is all anonymous here

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:40:37 Post No.38780797
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:40:37 Post No.38780797 [Report]

>marrying a guy who drinks beer and associates with his meth head brother

you deserve this. i bet you married him for the money

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Robots, am I a normie? 2017-08-01 05:36:33 Post No.38780733
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Robots, am I a normie? Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:36:33 Post No. 38780733 [Report] [View this topic]

>more than five friends
>have been kissed by guys
>shaved legs, effort in my appearance
>super skinny recovering anorexic

But on the other hand
>diagnosed autistic
>have a collection of over 30 stuffed animals
>watch anime daily
>fall asleep at 3-4am

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:50 Post No.38780753
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:50 Post No.38780753 [Report]

You are a faggot, fag

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:38:38 Post No.38780766
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>>38780733
You're a cyborg at best, pretty close to normie
>stuffed animals
>super skinny
These are still super adorable though so fuck you for not being my gf

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:40:43 Post No.38780800
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>>38780733
No, actual autistic people are doomed to eternal suffering

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:34:52 Post No. 38780704 [Report] [View this topic]

You made it through day 1, wagie. 4 more days to go.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:36:21 Post No.38780728
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>>38780704
4 hours early, butt face.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:05 Post No.38780743
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:05 Post No.38780743 [Report]

But it's my Friday; finish in 4hrs

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:58 Post No.38780754
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:37:58 Post No.38780754 [Report]

I've told you many times, i work part-time, so you're wrong

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:30:41 Post No. 38780655 [Report] [View this topic]

>lol, we fell out of love, so we broke up

Why the fuck do normies say this? How do you just "fall out of love", and decide not to be together anymore?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:31:48 Post No.38780669
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>>38780655
I've had my gf "fall out of love" with me to go on to chase after chads a month later, if it counts for anything.

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>>38780655
>fall in love with someone based on what you know
>find out after extended contact with them that various facets of them aren't what you thought they were or expected
>fall out of love with this person as a result

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>>38780655
You're so innocent. It would be adorable if you weren't also a retard. You ever heard the phrase "familiarity breeds contempt"? It applies to people too. You get sick of each other after a while. You get used to each other and can't get high off of each others presence any more. You get bored and then you mutually go "ok well that was fun. Probably time to go our separate ways."

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:29:44 Post No. 38780636 [Report] [View this topic]

>mom found the guro folder

Is it so bad to like cute girls getting hurt?

I'm not a psycho. I'm not a bad person.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:31:20 Post No.38780664
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>>38780636
Is your mum c-cute?

Time to kill.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:33:56 Post No.38780693
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:33:56 Post No.38780693 [Report]

Would you be kind enough to post some anon?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:43:33 Post No.38780860
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:43:33 Post No.38780860 [Report]

yes
cute girls are for protecting and healing not hurting

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>>38780576
I think it's a cultural existential crisis since differential gender roles became taboo. Women like the ones you describe would rather be objectified and controlled by strong men. It's in their breeding.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 06:22:06 Post No.38781525
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>>38780576
Constant attention from desperate guys has inflated their self worth and destroyed their ability to converse. They have everything they want handed to them on a plate so why should they even try?

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>>38780576
because they don't need to have personalities or skills or any actual worth. women are inherently seen as worthy because they are women--womb-men.

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>>38780576
Implying most guys aren't stupid.

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How do I find happiness after learning how shitty reality is? 2017-08-01 05:25:36 Post No.38780567
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How do I find happiness after learning how shitty reality is? Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:25:36 Post No. 38780567 [Report] [View this topic]

>Women are selfish evil sociopaths
>virgins beyond age 16 are almost extinct
>even if I marry, it's virtually guaranteed to end in misery for me
>you CAN'T be anything you want
>social mobility is at its lowest in a century so it's almost guaranteed I won't be rich even if I invest or try to invent
>wages have stagnated so heavily that I won't be able to "buy" a home for another decade and probably won't pay it off before I die
>travel is ridiculously expensive so my dream of traveling the world will never happen until I'm so old that I can barely enjoy it
>can't have kids because it's almost guaranteed they'll be corrupted into shit stains by media and social media regardless of my efforts

Just seems like all the things I'd hoped for when I was younger were lies and illusions. Is there anything to look forward to that isn't impossible or doomed to bring me far more misery than it will ever bring?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:42:08 Post No.38780832
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stop whining faggot you have been watching to much rick and morty.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:43:08 Post No.38780850 [Report]

IMO just watch cute anime OP

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>>38780567
You can always pursue a hobby or art.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:22:44 Post No. 38780516 [Report] [View this topic]

Thinking of quitting my job to live the NEET dream until my money drains (in about 4-5 years max).
Just wanna rent a little studio apt and read all day everyday.
Any of you tried this?
What do you think?
Im serious.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:23:58 Post No.38780537
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I am pretty sure I wouldn't be able to enjoy it with the definite end in sight, but god speed

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:25:37 Post No.38780568 [Report]

How much money do you have op

Rly think you'd last that long

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Do it. Go live the literary lifestyle

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Surreal Feels Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:22:07 Post No. 38780508 [Report] [View this topic]

Post your most surreal feels ITT

>Be me
>Mixed race
>Fantasise about dying and then being able to reincarnate in any way you want
>Hope that I can one day reincarnate as a 19th century German who earns the Iron Cross and then becomes a senior SS officer
>I'd be an autistic Prussian chad who enjoys war too much to get PTSD
>I'd live out my twilight years in Argentina with a huge Aryan family, including grandchildren

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:23:36 Post No.38780531
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>>38780508
I also fantasize about being able to "Create a character" for myself like a video game

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>>38780508
You know WW2 was 20th century right?

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>>38780579
yeah but if he was born in the 20th century he'd only be 6 when WW2 started you normie...I hope you don't invest too many times into the jew conspiracy of """HITLER""" (PSST HE WAS A STRAWMAN, JEWS WERE PLAYING INTERNATIONAL THEATRE they were in control ALL ALONG""")

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:21:57 Post No. 38780506 [Report] [View this topic]

whats this type of meme called? obviously this one is alt-right but post some lefty ones that will make /pol/ butt hurt

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:22:53 Post No.38780518
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>>38780506
get out commie r9k is a right wing board etc etc

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>>38780506
But /pol/ made this meme, and there are very few of them around you dirty commie.

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>>38780506
The blankt he is wearing is the uniform of the NEET.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:20:49 Post No. 38780497 [Report] [View this topic]

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAY A MINUTE
JUST TAKE YOUR TIME
THE CLOCK IS TICKING, SO STAY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WAIT A SECOND
YOUR HANDS ON MINE
THE CLOCK IS TICKING SO STAY
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STAY

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:26:21 Post No.38780580
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>>38780497
>inb4 someone says "listening to zedd normie"

I think a lot of people don't realize that normie music can often be pretty good in sound and message. A good portion of the music I see posted in music threads is needless contrarianism. The killers are/were popular as fuck but I can relate to the messages in their songs and like the sound

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>>38780580
Most successful musicians are

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>>38780580
>t. turbopleb. possibly normie brainlet

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 05:14:48 Post No. 38780392 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no fat belly gf
Why even live?

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Maybe robots would like a hyperthicc 2d gf instead?

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>>38780392
i just want a feeder gf who unleashes my inner perv. who has a fucking fat fetish herself so we can both get off to how fat she is and how much fatter she'll become

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>>38780755
meant to say feed gf ofc

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