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How's your YouTube Channel going robots?

Find any success with it?
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almost hit 250 subs :)
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I have 8 subs.
People watch my ytp but people don't sub.
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i only have like 2 videos. i dont actually care about growth, i just post dumb shit

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Anybody else wants to inherit a farm or something? Just go live away from the city in a remote place with very few people... not that I have how, all of my relatives live in cities.
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stardew valley is comfy af but owning a farm in real life would be a fucking nightmare to run
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I'm NEET and I can't even get out of bed to play video games on my gaming PC, sitting up is too much work

I just lay in bed and shitpost from the tablet and watch let's plays and ASMR

lol fuck farming
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Farmers have a really high suicide rate. It's a job where your prospects are out of your control. If the crops are shit, or the weather is shit, or people just decide to not buy your crop as much for one season you can be completely fucked.

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Is Dark Souls still cool?
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>>38781778
Dark Souls was cool at one point? Popular yeah but I don't ever remember anyone calling it cool.
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i just started playing the first game

is it worth it or should i switch to III
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>>38781927
Yeah why would it not be?

Ask a russian robot anything.
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>>38781777
Do you people not have Skype? Why do you have to have an endless conversation between each other over every voice chat in every game?
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>>38781801
Maybe those people haven't met before and haven't had the time to exchange their Skype/Discord info.
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>>38781777
How often do you drink? If yes, is it a habit or are trying to escape a feeling?

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What is this a speedboat for ants!??
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>>38781738
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, CHRIST THAT'S RICH
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
FUCK ME MY SIDES JESUS CHRIST
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
ANON STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING ME
teehee
YOU'RE A FUCKING RIOT OP LET ME TELL YOU
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEE*
SHIT
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>Laugh track
Oh my fucking fuck thats a good one
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bazinga
>audinence laughing for 12 minits

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what is your response?
fucking original question
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>>38781727
Just say I do and play along. Get her nudes, make her suck your cock, wife her whatever. Just do whatever it takes not to be alone.
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>>38781727
>implying "love" isn't merely a social construct
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>>38781727
Who are you, do we get along well?

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Anyone knows what happened to him?
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now he is aged 36, graduated 3 times, unemployed, still a virgin, trapped in his parents' house. feel old yet?
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>>38781684
His face pisses me off. I want to punch him.
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>>38781724
*puts hands on hips*
IF YE HAD TALD ME TWANTY YAHS AGOO

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>start watching anime of whatever reaction image I see on 4chan

>watch KonoSuba
>it's shit

>watch Umaru
>it's shit

>watch Dagashi
>it's shit

>watch World Only God Knows
>it's shit

>watch Certain Scientific Railgun
>it's shit

>watch Chuunibyou
>it's great

>watch Girls Und Panzer
>it's good

>watch Interviews With Monster Girls
>it's shit

>watch Oreimo
>it's shit

>watch My Hero Academia
>it's good
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I need to watch little witch acedemia, I always see reactions of it
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I find it really weird you liked Chuunibyou with some of the other things you hated
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>>38781629

It's a children's anime so don't expect much. The animation is great, but don't expect to be amazed by the story . If you think W.I.T.C.H. or Winx Club is entertaining you might like it.

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>he doesn't know about suicide by cherry pits

http://globalnews.ca/news/3633729/cherry-pits-cyanide-poisoning/
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>>38781576
>http://globalnews.ca/news/3633729/cherry-pits-cyanide-poisoning/
>canadian news
FUCKING LEAF PLEASE MAKE LIKE A TREE AND stay because I am a leaf.
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Im buying some fucking cherries tomorrow
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>>38781658
good... don't forget to open the pits in two before ingesting them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXIK1xCRpY

>And with the early dawn
>Moving right along
>I couldn't buy and eyeful of sleep
>And in the aching night under satellites
>I was not received
>Built with stolen parts
>A telephone in my heart
>Someone get me a priest
>To put my mind to bed
>This ringing in my head
>Is this a cure or is this a disease?

Share some good shit, robots.
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>>38781567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwzP1laWkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qok9Ialei4c

>B-but they're popular
>B-but they're a normie band
Doesn't make it bad. Some of their messages are suprisingly relatable as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah2NgBVC1ps

If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
I know because tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they are in each other's arms

it doesn't get more /r9k/ than this

>>38781619

The Killers are great
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Bumping this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4Ttj3qvbw

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Oh hello anon I saw u watching anime in the other room so I got a new costume just for u ;) why don't webreak the clothes in big boy
Wat do?
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Mmmmmmooooooommmmmmm? She's back again!
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Not really digging the crop-top thing, come back with an actual seifuku and we'll talk
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>>38781551
I guess it can't be helped. I'll have to use *that.*

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You know how when you do something romantic toward a woman, she's creeped out and disgusted, right?
And when Chad does the same exact thing she's sucking his chode?
I've always believed this is binary, and considering that I'm not a Chad, I'll never break out of /tfw no gf/.
>grade school
>crush speaks to me only when necessary
>on the off-chance that we're assigned group work she treats me like an idiot
>nearing the end of grade school
>she comes up to me unprovoked on a couple of occasions
>actually is pretty nice this time
>a little hope lights up inside me
>realize she still thinks I'm disgusting
>brain automatically kills hope by lowering self-esteem
>graduate grade school
>never see her again
and
>camp (yes I'm crusader anon btw)
>qt seems interested in me
>try to compliment her or something
>she seemed glad to hear it
>panicattack.gif
>avoid her for the next few days
>scared that eye contact with her might trigger another attack
>after 2 days of being on edge I'm feeling safer
>notice she still smiles at me sometimes
>don't ever approach her
>camp ends

Should I just give up like a true robot? Do you think it's a good idea to text any of them? Tell me what to do, please.
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bump because I am feeling lost
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Give up, just because someone liked a compliment doesn't mean they're attracted to you at all.
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>>38782299
>dubs don't lie
I completely agree, but even after I've been avoiding, she seemed friendly.
We kinda had a thing for the first week or so where we'd lock eyes and both make playful motions with our eyebrows.

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22 male (obivously)

>haven't ever had a gf
>only kissed 2 girls, only one of those girls I ever kissed twice, both of them now hate me.
>last time I talked to another human it was just for groceries.
>the last statement also applies to the amount of times I've left my apartment, only for groceries.
>I haven't had a friend, nor talked to another human being apart from cashiers once weekly (2-3 minute conversations weekly), not even my parents, in an entire year, literally since last august.

It is illegal for me to commit suicide and the last time I tried I got put in a mental hospital.

Not taking antidepressants etc,etc,etc for obvious reasons, if you tell me to do X there's a good chance I have likely done/thought about it before.

I am looking for actual, realistic solutions so I don't become an hero.

They can/don't need to be about legit surefire ways to an hero.
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>>38781394
Might I ask if you're a neet?
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>>38781394
do you masturbate, anon?
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If you're looking to become an hero most people on here just recommend finding a cliff, I dont want to be repetitive but statistically the success rates are much better than the normal methods.

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How can anyone be morbidly obese and happy?
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>>38781369
By being happy and morbidly obese.

It's not a difficult concept to understand.
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>>38781369
With enough delusion, anyone can be happy.
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>>38781369
What are the feelings behind those looks they are giving the camera?

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Stop Deleting Us Edition

Post gay stuff, talk to cute boys, make friends, and maybe more! Please keep homoposting contained in here, so that our straight friends don't get mad
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I will never be a qtboi I want to cry
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>>38781353
I love this thread, thanks anon~

on topic..

I want to suck cock NOW!
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>>38781353
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
hope u get deleted honey :^)

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