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>that first date feel
>that nervousness
>that awkward stuff
It feels great, doesnt it?
Proud of you anon, even if you are turning into a fuckin normie
Is she a qt?

>>38786890
God damn, nice job anon.

t. jelly faggot

lol this takes me back to my first tinder date.
it's was the hardest, spent a lot of money and got really nervous, didn't even end in sex haha.
good job anon. i will get easier from now on.

>>38786875

can i tell you a secret?

we're just pretending to be white. i'm pretty sure we're all asian and black boi's.

>>38786908
If you're asian you always have the option of becoming a trap or a transtesticle.

>>38786951

sure why don't you come help me out? i promise i won't kill you.

>>38786863
Did the holocaust happen?

originaldms

if a girl has problems at home, is she less likely to be social with me on messenger apps?
asking for a friend

Haha roastie slut

Why don't just try using less seasoning next time? You're fat because you're an idiot, not because you were somehow born without the ability to ever know how to cook

I know this feel. I'm skinny but feel like shit all the time because I just eat frozen pizzas half the time. What are some easy but nutritious robot recipes?

>tfw been eating flour and microwaved meat because too lazy to learn to cook

>Do you feel like you had a happier and more fulfilling upbringing than you would if you were black?

This is the only one where I can say "yes." One time on here, I saw someone say "White privilege is being a planned pregnancy and having parents who care for you properly" or something along those lines. And it's 100% true. Why do minorities grow up to be such a burden on their communities? Because they were raised by minorities.

>>38786966
Then it's systemic problems that aren't inherent to being black

The idea is if God swapped neigh but your white appearance to be black do you think you'd be treated differently because of it

>>38786996
If I wore normal clothes and did not speak in ebonics, then no, I would not be treated any differently whatsoever.

Well then I guess you should have kept your neet cave cleaner you fucking neckbeard. Go blog somewhere else

>>38786884
You can get bedbugs by walking through a hallway.

Get a bedbug cover and starve the cunts. I think lavender also helps repel them, so spray that around the corners of your bed every night. Vaccum often and wash your sheets. This all worked for me with no exterminater.

You do know there's a gradation of underwear from boyshort to thong, right?

>>38786771
Why? It's not like you're gonna see them anyway.

>>38786771
Pretty sure the only reason women wear these is because they're perverts and want that out-of-the-shower clothes gliding over skin sensation on their asses.

All that 'its comfy' shit is deception. Same deal with leggings. Women are perverts.

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>>38786708
really depends on what you define as outside of your comfort zone.
I would much prefer staying indoors and not talking to anyone, but simply going outside, something I have to do, feels like an accomplishment.
If you have no problem in doing tasks that normies would have no problem in, then it would be something harder than simply leaving the house.

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>>38786708
Life is a roller coaster you can stop. Most people never make it all the way to the top because they're scared. Those who make it over the top have enough inertia to make it.
Keep pushing yourself. Eventually inertia will take over.

just remember if you dont want to change then you wont.

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Serves you right normalfag. You'll get no sympathy from me.

>>38786703
It was my first date u stupid faggot and now everything is ruined

>>38786666
>drinking on a date

You're supposed to get her drunk, order your drink with lots of ice and take small sips if you need to appear as if you're drinking.

>>38786654
In my big German town it's now considered dangerous for anyone to use public transportation after sunset.

>>38787455
because niggers are hard to see in dark?

In elementary school we had a school play. I was in 2nd grade and paired with a 3rd grader. I had to steer some bullshit bicycle and sinh
>daisy daisy give me your answer true
>im half crazy all for the love of you
>it wont be a (insert word) marraige, I cant afford a carraige
>but youd look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

Was a fuckin overweight negress who smelled bad and was twice my height and weight. Too big to peddle the bike.

>>38786634
she looks 15
originalingodingo

>>38786634
I bet shes a cop. Ask her to post nudes to prove shes not one.

>"18"
>Just looking for alcohol
>what looks to be a school uniform
>face of a 13 year old

hmm

It's been happening for ages, anon.
I've been nostalgic for WoW and other games I played back then.

>>38786869
Isn't wow more of a mid 2000s thing

>>38786612
Considering I have a fetish for women's clothing, hairstyles, and makeup from the mid- to late-2000s, I can't fucking weight. Give me tanned bleach blondes in cropped halter tops, low-rise jeans, and chunky platform heels, hnnnng! Whale tails, tramp stamps, emo/scene chicks, what's not to love?

>>38786581
being himself

because he is funny and got a big dick

That's probably a dude, my dude

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Fine let's do it some more for (you)s

Do you enjoy the musk? It's been so hot lately, my balls have been producing a most pungent of odor lately.

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>>38786558
Get off me before I put you down like a dog. You whore.

>implying I wouldn't just shut down her flirting attempts easily with my masterfully autistic disposition
Just because you're a scumbag doesn't mean the rest of us are.

>>38786531
>Walks up to you and flirts with you the whole night
No, women, especially Stacies, especially for 3/10s (rarely even for Chad) make the first step. They are the ones approached.

Guys can control their instincts and think of long term consequences. And if you think some stacy vagina is any different after the deed is done, you are a fucking retard. Girls don't consider this. And girls hope to keep that newly arrived Chad in their lives.

>>38786531
>What do you do anon?
I would not, and fuck you.