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Post unnerving things. Not shocking, not terrifying, just unsettling and off.

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>be me
>look into family history
>apparently my great grandmother killed two people
>one was her father
>my mom goes up to Nevada to do dominatrix work
>grandma used to be her manager in her dominatrix work
>mom still does it
>one of my aunts has webbed feet
>my family gets more inbred the farther north you go
>my grandfather could be guilty of federal crimes
>one of my Mom's boyfriends was murdered in our storage shed
>he got killed by a drug dealer with a shotgun
>the webbed feet aunt had a kid that used to molest my mom and uncle when they were younger
>my father killed a rich old lady for the lols and then just went back home
>his mom provided an alibi so he didn't get busted
>he got busted for drug crimes later on
>he became known as the guy in prison who could make amazing nooses that you could use to kill your self efficiently
>apparently two confirmed cases of suicide with his nooses, many suspected
>he could make that shit in a few seconds and my mom describes them as works of art if you can consider a noose art
>my mom said this isn't even the weirdest or the worst parts of the family history
>I'm scared to look into the weird parts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w
what's the tune that always takes you back?

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>2018 is in less than 3 months

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Hey, really 'bots, I'm curious; do you play your video games as male or female characters?

Do you self insert as a male or female in games that allow character creation or create something that suits you at the time? Or do you have one character theme that transfers between games and platforms?

I personally play as female characters (though I am male) because the options are usually increased, not because of any latent trans-issues. I do tend to make my characters as slooty as the story allows, however.

How 'bout you 'bots?

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>khv
>meet beautiful girl
>the kind that your heart reacts to more than their looks should really warrant
>has all my favorite qualities in women
>have chemistry with one another
>laughs at all my jokes, heartily
>have a lot in common
>shows heavy potential signs of liking me
>in serious long term relationship with my friend of eight years and they casually talk about getting married
>tfw you have a shot at someone amazing and involves ruining a friend's life and any sense of moral character you have left

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>be me
>new overnight maintenance associate at walmart
>on break getting snacks from vending machine
>guy like pic related (you know which one) lingering behind me
>giant baldspot
>fat
>lisp
>fucked acne
>"you're new?"
>"yea"
>"oh cool, you play video games?"
>"a little yeah"
>he goes on and on about dark souls
>tell him I've never played it
>keep trying to change subject
>he keeps going on about the game
>won't let me speak
>finally tell him I've got to get back to work
>ask him for the time
>he pulls out his phone
>"it's 1:20"
>catch glimpse of his screen
>his background is rainbowdash from MLP
>thank him while holding back laughter

I really thought you guys were joking about these kinds of people existing.

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femanon here
my life is a wreck D:
I don't have any friend except my 2 bffs (2 other girls) and people from /r9k/
I also just quit my job because of my autism xD
I CONSTANTLY fight with my mum(i<3 mum!!!1) and my dad forgot my birthday last month ugh :'(

pls halp

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Post all gay-related things here. Keep it to one thread, gaybots.
Now with a map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338

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What is your most degenerate fetish?

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Put a wig on that ginger fucker and my puke will turn to a dick nuke

>Wat say you Anon?

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I know this isn't the place to find people with insight on the matter, but...

What the fuck do I say to a girl once we match in order to fuck her?

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It's finally happened, guys. Anime girls have made real women look unappealing to me now.

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who here is a /showersitter/?

Is this type of behavior looked down upon in society? Are you a shower sitter?

Whenever I sit in the shower alone with my thoughts, I often find myself at ease and happier afterwards, almost like meditation.

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ReaIly makes you think, huh?