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>>39592774
They have to deal with you wanting to fuck them.

>>39592817
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Easy mode my ass.

>>39592817
This.


You don't know how annoying it can be to only attract people you find completely ugly. I haven't been in a relationship for more than a decade, but 3 times a year somebody I do not have ANY interest in is making a move on me. It's irritating.

i'm 26, still live with my parents, don't have a degree, any skills, or a job

*wakes up*

"Oh.. It was just another dream.."

>>39592741
CHING CHON LING LONG BING BONG REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39592734
whatever you do, make sure to go along with the professors point of view or expect to automatically get 15% of your grade taken off

This is the easiest argument to make in the fucking world.
Just reference 1984, nazi germany, and the fact that what's popular isn't always right so free speech must be protected.
Speaking out in support of blacks and ending slavery was once "politically incorrect"
there you go.

>>39592734

College is a place of open exchange of ideas and that includes hate speech .

The majority of hate speech is a bunch of pseudo science that can easily be debunked , the best thing to do it to expose those ideas , point out there stupidity ,

>>39592697
Can't wait for the inevitable greentext of you getting caught and kicked out of uni.

Make sure you keep us posted mate

>get harassed by some chad normalfag
>think of genius revenge plan
>put laxatives in his drink
>20 minutes later he gets up and leaves the lecture hall to go to the washroom
>comes back a bit later, day resumes as normal
wow good story faggot

>goes outside
>has had sex
>works out
>spends every day of his life fighting to improve his life

What do you fucking think

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>>39592696
He has the body and athletic ability of a chad, but with an introvert mind.

>>39592713
Defiantly a bot

Yup, I live at home with my family and my dad and I get along great. We work on cars when he's not working or watch naruto which he really likes for some fucking reason.

>>39593756
>We work on cars when he's not working
whatcha got?

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>>39592661
>tfw I've had a better relationship with my friends father from highschool than I ever did the one I was living with

He even said I could move into their house if I wanted to. I regret not taking them up on it. I could've known what family felt like

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>>39592625
He was going to attack on 24th, Saturday, to be able to kill Jazz and Soumaya, but then he got to know that his dad cancelled his trip and would be home, so he decided to attack Friday, to maximize the kill count during the parties. It was the end of the semester so the streets would've been empty the next day people having left for their homes already.

>>39592856
Wow, you're right. For some reason I just realized that.

He did expect his father to be away on a trip but I didn't think he cancelled it. Wow, just imagine if he didn't.

That saved Jazz's life. Fuck

>>39592856
Butterfly effect is crazy d00d

>>39592605
I think most people on /r9k/ are failed normies, only a small % are piss bottle tier.

I need a feels thread so bad

I Just found out the girl who was leading me (and led 3 other guys) for over a year amd a half already had a boyfriend. And all the sorry, lets get back posts were really for her boyfriend. Like she was genuinely leading me, we were well past the flirting stage, she would give me just enough to keep me on the hook.

The sad part is all of us fell for her because she is so simple and nice. She is not even that hot, 7/10 with a clueless confused face. She seemed like the nicest person ever. I just thought it never worked between us because she is shy.
Why is life so cruel to guys. She literally is the most boring person ever and the first guy who liked her was rich, second was total alpha, 3rd was kinda beta but smart and short me, and 4th was practically a model. The boyfriend is even smarter than me, he will probably get the best paying job.
She recently broke up with her bf and started posting imgs basically begging him to come back, we had also recently broken up so i never realised they weren't for me. They eventually got back together. I didnt even know he existed lol and started chasing her again, and guess what? She started to flirt with me again. WTF is wrong with this girl.
To top it all off I was the last person to realize how cucked we were.

Why is world so cruel to guys.. good for nothing girls have it so much better


>>744481466 (OP)

>>39592605
>Implying normies don't post constantly here

kek also do black ghosts still ruin ghost neighborhoods

>>39592668
No, that is a deed left to the living

>>39592597
Dinosaurs don't have dinosouls.

>>39592508
>"DAE need a pure virgin waifu?"

Sage in all fields, fag.

>tell a pregnant woman that she's a dumb whore
She would probably microwave her baby if Chad told her to

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>>39592508
One day you'll be a rich guy in his 30s and you too can get young girls to do nasty shit for you

That's just how it is right now, its a balance of value and power. Young women are highly valued and always have been, you need something extraordinary to even get a chance.

Happiness is fleeting and on the spectrum of emotions. Everything is passing and no one is happy all the time.

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>>39592488
do manic episodes count?
does drug induced happiness count?

also many years of therapy never did any good for me personally, it might help you though

Yes. I often have moments of true happiness with games, movies or music.
Sometimes I feel happy when I'm doing stupid shit. Like right now! I haven't taken any seroquel for years, but I still have hundreds of those 100mg pills in unopened boxes lying around. I decided to pop 500mg in a whim. I'll probably be sleeping pretty soon, but this kind of stupid excitement really makes me feel happy! Doing stupid, even if relatively harmless things is really exciting.

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Jaden Smith anime as well

>some shit that happens every year
>some shit that doesn't affect us
>some shit that is not even close to happening for hundreds of years
uh

i sure as fuck hope so anon

>>39592321
>implying it can't get worse

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>>39592321
>waking up a 3AM to wagecuck for minimum wage at a grocery store because you dropped out of community college

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>Getting arrested after having a violent breakdown in public because I saw a guy kissing a girl

>>39592300
>WHY ARE YOU REPRODUCING, GOYIM!!!

>>39592301

It's perfectly fine to have sex to reproduce, as god intended.

But don't be trapped in the delusion that woman's body is something to worship.

That's the biggest red pill anon.

We are nothing but hardwired boxes who's unconscious biases often act against our own best interests.

>>39592276
Plato's Cave.
What do you see OP?

looks like a comfy neetshrew avoiding the cranky primeape wagie who wants him to be an active member of society

meanwhile diglettdad looks on at his son and wonders where he went wrong

>>39592276
>danger above ground
>is snuggled safe inside home cave with fresh cup of coffee and tv

i see one comfy ass image