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based champ poster

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>>38800242
you got me


originalino commentino

but pa pa i only want to live with white people and fuck girls with yellow hair

>>38800118
in b4 engineering and cocks/ man butts

>>38800118
>INFP
>Math
>170+50i
>My waifu's big titties

>>38800118
ENTJ
Chem
256
Neither. Prefer Bogdanoffian jawlines

>>38800089
Ask her what is she doing this weekend. Get her phone number.

>stupid frog posters

I'm happy for you anon. What's your job?

is this the annual /r9k migration to /fit happening or what?

Some stacies occasionally take a few minutes out of their day to converse with random strangers. Usually when they do this they don't see said stranger in a sexual way at all, but more as a 'potential friend'. To her you were nothing more than just some guy, move on.

>>38800178
Ok got it, glad I'm no longer overthinking it.

>>38800178
Wrong, stacies on vacation are always looking for a fuck and a bit of small talk would've put him in there.

Well go on one of those matchmaking tours. Here's hoping the woman you pick has no mafia connections and won't kill you in your sleep.

Those kind of things actually happen you know.

>>38800215
Tell me more specifically pls

>>38800049
In fairness, Keith. Guangzhou is a little bit closer to Ukraine than you're used to.

>>38800015
luv you senpai keep up the good work <3

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>tfw no dual iczer gfs

>>38800015
I haven't been here in a while, but it's nice to know you're still out there trying.

Bitch I beat my meat I take my dick out on a date

it's because people want to have sex with who they find beautiful
black people prefer white people
simple as that
some fetishists would want to fuck fatties or blacks but the % is too low

because it's a porno and she's getting paid bucko bucks for it.

a black queen in the wild would never go for a pathetic white boy

I love you too anon <3
now stay in front of me, the SWAT is making their push

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That's a nice sentiment, Champ, but it doesn't matter if you haven't got a firm handshake.

>>38799910
You'd take a bullet for a bunch of unemployed paedophilic strangers you've never met?

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>>38799857
when did snapchat become a normalfag thing? it's a fucking texting app

i only have it for the 1 in a million chance I meet someone and get nudes

Please, robots, for your own good don't use
Facebook
Snapchat
Twitter
Instagram
Rebbit
Kik
WhatsApp
Discord
Anything owned by Google
Anything owned by Microsoft
Anything owned by Apple

Facebook is ingrained into society
I don't want to attract any attemtion so I just have an account I never update
sorry :(

>>38801404
What's the best secure instant messenger?

>>38799856
go out a rape a woman OP
live the life without regrets

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>>38799856
>pleasures I deserve

>>38800516
No, they must recognize my magnificence.

An untouchable just like the rest of them.

>>38799825
I don't know but what country is this? Kazakhstan?

SHE DAT NIG
GA I SWEAR

>>38799760
wake her up with dick and fuck her
this is how alphas do it

>>38799760
>having a girlfriend

you don't belong here senpai

Wake her up, as long as you fuck her hard enough she'll love it.

True. Women don't really care much about your size as long as its not ridicously small, If your in the average range you're probably good.

Gay men on the other hand are total size queens

Don't let shitty unsourced infographics on R9K fool you.

>>38799677
It's Virgin insecurity. No one wants a 10 inch dick that can even got halfway trough(only whores).

I have a 16 cm one and no one complained. The fact that I can go all in and ram the balls on her is cool.

Girth is important tho. If you are to small she won't feel much. Expecially if she had her vaginally stretched by huge cocks.

penis size is just a porn meme
khvs like me and you subconsciously think that porn is how sex is irl
unless you are too small you can have a very healthy sex life if you focus on pleasuring her

>>38799664
>Should I even bother to keep going?
>One chance at life

u said it urself. dont give up dude u still got shit to try

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>one chance at life
>5'10
>5.5 inch dick
>babyface
>incapable of talking to people
AND
>born in Russia
I'm hitting levels of JUST that shouldn't even be possible

>>38799683
Thanks man but I still don't see what "still got shit to try" that's left. I'm fucked. The things I've listed are more or less going to permanently be with me.

>>38799720
Life fucking sucks. Fuck this shit.

>>38799637
We hate both the game and the players.

>>38799704
But why?

It's got to be envy. Nothing else would explain it.

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>>38799743
It's paritally envy. The game is set up in favor of the Chads from birth. It's nothing but a lottery. We robots lost. Also, Chads and other normies are degenerates. They are all constantly being fake. They live a hedonistic life focused on gaining attention from others and petty virtue-signaling. Most robot are depressed and noramlshits don't seems to be able to even undertwhat depression is. They think it's just feeling "sad". They take advantage of us. To reach the top you have to use others as a stepping stone. They use each other too. Their "friendships" are nothing more than a means to raise social status and work their way up the hierarchy. Robots lost the genetic lottery, but are observant enough to realize and come to terms with this. You normies all know it's the truth, you just subconsciously deny it. Robots see that all society really is, is an arena, and we chose to watch instead of fight in it. And Chads are the greatest gladiators.