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Just got stood up lads 2017-09-08 02:46:20 Post No.39593419
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Thought she was the one and I ended up waiting for almost an hour and totally wasted my time. I thought I was finally gonna make it out of the KV life but it looks like I'm gonna be a robot forever.
Fucking hell lads, I was getting my life together too. I don't think I can bother with women ever again after this.
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Welcome to the original club. Faggot. This is still not original
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I always thought this was a meme.
What kind of person does this to someone?
I can understand anxiety, I can understand ghosting.
But in no way can I understand making plans with someone, saying "yeah I'll totally be there!" and then just not fucking showing.
Unless it's a blind date and you show up to a walking disaster.
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>>39593536
Nah we've been talking for a while and did some video calls. I was pretty into her and she seemed to like me too. Then nothing. She hasn't responded to my texts or anything. Maybe some people enjoy doing this to others. Who knows?
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How do I get a free PS4 controller? 2017-09-08 02:43:36 Post No.39593362
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How do I get a free PS4 controller?
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My controller just broke and I'm looking for a clever way to get a new one for free. Help me out robots.
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>>39593362
blow yourself up 4 allah, you will get a free controller in heaven 4 free, bundled with 72 virgins
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Try and return it but say you don't have the receipt
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How bad is it broken? Go buy one from Walmart, return your broken one
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My friend made a joke the other day about guys who sit when they pee, I told him that I sit when I pee and frankly I think it's childish if you make fun of a man who sits down when he urinates. He just stopped talking and so I went on to say how it is better for your body and that some places like Japan who do it too. Now he won't talk to me or respond to my text and avoided me at work. What gives how can he even think he is in the right or what is so wrong with it that people instantly look at you differently after you tell them.. what gives Robros??
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>>39593325
you called him childish, youre kind of an asshole
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>>39593325
Oh lad, you went way to far with this one. Why the fuck do you know that in Japan they piss sitting down? You basically just revealed your power level to him
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>>39593367
How am I an asshole he was pretty much making fun of the fact that I sit when I pee by saying what he said...?
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alright guys I'm 18 in my last year of high school I got an IQ of 132 and I decided not to go to college what should I do?
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>>39593210
Drop out and be a NEET like me
t. 143 IQ (>protip: IQ doesn't mean shit)
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buy your gun now so you have it when you really need it.
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iq is worthless
if you are unmotivated to learn then get a job
if you aren't afraid of reading books teach yourself some craft or skill
get certified if you need it, if you don't get a job
t. someone who had an iq of 132 and didnt go to college
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Hoping someone can help me out. We used to have threads where people would post censored nudes and everyone would try to reverse the censorship. It was done with programs that applied specific reversible algorithms to part of the picture in layers. You'd end up with mosaic style censorship that was often spiralled and shit. Anyone remember what it was called?
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>>39593113
>Anyone remember what it was called?
Yes.
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>>39593113
Gmask.
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Gmask or flmask
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>Anonnie come and get you brekkie sweetums!
>Mommy has been letting this stew in her special oven all night!
PPPPPTTTTTTBBBB *splat* PPPPPBBBBBTTT *splat* *squeIch* BTTTTTHHHHHHLLLLLPPPPPTTTTT *THUD*
>Oh my look at all that nummy goodness!
*SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
>MMMMMmmhhh smells so delicious too!
>be a good little boy and lick mommy's oven door clean before you tuck in!
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>>39593110
T-thanks mommy
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wtf how do you expect me to eat that shit without something to drink
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>>39593110
Why are they always such sickly looking shits? Do they eat raw, unrendered fat on purpose just to make nastier, discoloured and sticky turds?
Like you never see a reasonable, healthy brown and firm shit from this kind of stuff, it's always just fucked and like they've been holding it in for a week on purpose
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does the robot even work anymore?
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Oh my fucking god, what happened here?
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>>39593053
No, no it does not, because people just write "oregano" and shit at the end of their post and mods don't enforce rule #5.
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>>39594107
Yes it does can confirm got muted
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Why haven't you ended it all yet /r9k/? What keeps you tethered to this mortal coil?
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No good reason for staying around except my family, I suppose. The only other thing that keeps me going is thinking of the next time I can get high (although I'm not currently doing drugs, which is a good reason to end it).
I have some money in savings, so I figure if I plan on an heroing (or if I become terminally ill, which would at least be a good excuse), I'd probably have the best week of my life blowing it all on drugs and hookers.
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my desire to live eternally in the cloud/VR with constant stream of dopamine
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I want to be skinny first and see if my life gets any better. If it gets better or worse I'll still want to die knowing how fucking shallow it all is
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4chan/r9k Users You Appreciate 2017-09-08 02:23:10 Post No.39592974
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4chan/r9k Users You Appreciate
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>that anon who provides sauce
>that anon who revives dead threads
>drawfags
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c-cute posters make mesmile...
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>the real nibbler
god bless you you braincell missing bastard
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>>39592974
>that one anon who doesnt contribute to the discussion and just shitposts
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How much would you pay a 7/10 to suck your dick?
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I wouldn't pay anything.
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10 bucks max and she better swallow.
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I don't want oral I want to fuck
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I just want some friends to play Halo 2 with like old times
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Thats all any of us really want brother
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Excuse my ignorance but did they remove LAN as well?
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MCC still has a good H2 community. Kinda...
It's not the same. It will never be the same. But it's better than the terminal cancer that is the modern gaming community.
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Housemate is using a vpn to watch porn so i cant see what hes into :(
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>>39592902
your house mate is smart. you could learn something from him.
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>>39592902
little do you know he is browsing Reddit
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>>39592902
Does incognito not work or what?
Asking for my buddy downstairs
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>be me one year ago
>buy skateboard
>go to skatepark everyday
>dont talk to anyone, mind your own buisness
>weeks go by, you keep going
>local skaters start to recognize you and say hi
>you freak out, try to smile and skate away as fast as you can
>be me today
>still skate everyday
>a year later, nobody even knows your name
>you don't wonder why, it's cuz you never talk to anyone
>the local skaters call you luke (not your name)
>it starts to rain
>you go down down the street to this hole in the wall pizza place
>listening to music and eating fries
>"HEY LOOK, IT'S LUKE"
>"h-hi" you stammer
>they order food and sit at the same table as you
>they dont even try to talk to you, just conversate between themselves
>"hey after the rain stops the four of us should go back and skate"
>>the four of us
>they included you
>rain stops, you all go back and skate
>just as everyone is about to go home, one of the skaters ask what your name is
>you tell him and he says he'll see you around
I'm so happy
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>>39592880
I thought this was a bait, but that ending was actually really sweet. Good for you man.
Now get off my board you fucking normie
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>>39592880
Very comfy scenario indeed
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sk8ers are bros.
Good on you for having a hobby that encourages brotherhood.
Skating and motorcycles are about the only things I can think of that inspire this kind of positive prejudice between participants.
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>Robot NEET.
>Meet femanon/bot
>Message and then talk for an hour so
>Comfortable and being myself
>Find out she's a qt after done talking and she wants to again
>Couldn't stop thinking about her and eventually fell asleep
>Wake up and she's the first thing I think about and my heart starts racing
>Been thinking about her all day
What the fuck is wrong with me? Is this some sort of mental illness?
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>>39592858
Gratz, what's her name, champ?
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>>39592921
Thanks, and don't wanna say in case she's browsing the board.
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>>39592992
Chances are if she reads this thread she'd know regardless of if you said her name or not... just tell us.
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>making a presentation on powerpoint
>one of the slides has to be about myself as an introduction
>Start looking for a nice picture of me for the slide
>I have no pictures of myself anywhere on my computer, phone, or social media(I don't use facebook or twitter.)
>Google myself and find zero pictures of me
>I can't find myself in any of my family's photos(none that aren't very old and outdated)
>I'm too self-conscious to take a "selfie" and I'm too awkward to go to a photographer and tell them I have no pictures of myself
What do?
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I fucking hate selfies too but just suck it up and get it done. What choice do you have besides not doing the presentation
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Go to a fucking photographer, its not like he will humiliate you for not having a pic of yourself
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The most retarded thing is assuming that a guy whose job it is to take a pic of you and nothing more will say 'Haha look at this fag, has no pics of himself'
Are you braindead?