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>snakes on a train
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>>38802676
>snakes on a crane
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>>38802676
>snakes in the drain
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>snakes on the campaign

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/britfeel/ Cool Barry edition
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DO NOT POST IN COOL BARRY THREADS

HE IS A PAEDOPHILE
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>>38802588
agree with this tbqh lads
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>>38802598
No way dude. That shit isnt cool.

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Claim your Waifu thread.
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clammed
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>having a tekken waifu
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Josie is a dumb slut and she's trash, pick a better female please.

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>be skinnyfat manlet
>15 year old brother is already a few inches taller than me
>been working out since he was 12 so has abs and the such
>look like a disgusting goblin compared to him
>people always call me the downie retard brother
>say he was my parents' successful try and he's an upgrade of me
>no one notices our intellectual difference since I just stay quiet now
>probably wouldn't matter anyway

Any other bots know this feel? I don't even think I should bother trying anymore. Is Carbon Monoxide poisoning a good way to off myself? Can't get a gun here and I'm too cowardly to jump off a place
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>>38802498
why not workout
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>>38802498
>Sister is 10/10 Stacey
>I am a 0/10 Robot
>Family decides to go to the beach
>Putting sunscreen on her back
>Sister has like 6 guys staring at her at a time
>I literally saw one stare at her ass for at least 10 seconds
>0 women stare at me for any length of time
>Not even incidental eye contact

Yeah OP, I can relate. It is what it is.
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>>38802498
>>38804130
But why not do what this anon said?

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>tfw Playing vidya everyday and still can't reach things like rank 10 in hearthstone or diamond in overwatch.
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>>38802417
>playing overshit
what a tool
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>>38802417
>playing multiplayer games
meh
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I've been thinking about that a lot actually. I fucking play video games for hours on end everyday and I have the same skill level as someone who just fucking started the game, just with the knowledge of the game. My entire life is a joke.

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>wake up at 3am
>mosquito sucking blood from my lip
>chase it around my room for an hour before giving up and climbing under the covers to protect myself while I sleep
>extremely dehydrated and overheating
Fuck bugdindus. Why haven't we wiped these shits out yet.
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i don't fucking care just reply to my thread NOW u DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
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>chasing it around when this exists
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>>38802480
>noxify room with pesticides
>go to sleep
>get cancer and die

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>Gave up no-fap after 4 days
I'm a failure
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>>38802279
That's still much more than one day, not that bad anon
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I am pretty sure I couldn't make it 4 days
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>>38802279
Its okay ;0)

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>Just steal my fuckin' car man
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>>38802229
>implying anyone would want to steal that POS
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>>38802229
Which one's owner would you rather fuck, fembots?
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>>38802229
Ah yes. The doorless Jeep Wrangler. The douchemobile for flipflop wearing douchbags of the highest order.

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>mom found the draft of my robot novel
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>>38802214
>sis found the cum simulacrum
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>>38802214
>idiot
Original
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is this one of those x found the y threads or did you actually write a novel
if so then post it pls

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I'm a type of person society might see as successful (even Normie in a sense) - educated, working, can normally interact with people (and I enjoy it)...
But inside, inside I am empty. For years now an overwhelming feeling of boredom has been overcoming me, no matter what new thing I try, I'm never satisfied.
Anyone else feel similar?
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>>38802189
Turn to religion, specifically Christianity.
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>>38802189
are you a khv
do you have friends
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>>38802220
I can't. I was a Christian, but I became an atheist and I doubt that my belief is ever going to change again.

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Stop using Winamp.
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Why?
Most Originaldo
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>>38802238
Use fooooooooooobar
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>>38802171
What the fuck is this? Does this still exists? I thought people stopped using this back in 2005?

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Is the future bright?
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Our lands are slowly being overrun by the darkspawn. This could only be the work of an Archdemon.

May andraste have mercy on us
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>>38802138
So, so bright. God damn I literally get hard thinking about getting cucked.
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Im black, and this makes me happy. Simply put, your women are more attractive on average than ours. Plus buttmad racists are entertaining

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honest opinion on soy milk?
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I don't know, but how inferior do you think the girl on the right felt while standing next to those giant tits?
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I drink it for taste. That stuff's the best.
>inb4 anti-androgens
I'm a femboy sex slave, it only helps.
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>>38802113
>>38802207
Soy estrogen is plant estrogen so it doesnt effect humans. Cows milk on the other hand....

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>don't feel like going to work
>call in sick
>feel like a retard because being sick makes me seem weak and I hate appearing weak
>but I really don't wanna go to work so do it anyway
>but now people think I'm weak
>I actually never get sick
FUCK FUCK FUCK
wut do
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>>38802057
>don't feel like going to work
You are weak.
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>wat do
What you should do is making a shitty blog thread on this board
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Actually it was more like I was going to be late and would rather call in sick than call in late

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I'm an original
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u a butt
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>>38802133
fuck you I'm an original.
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>>38802037
>>38802151
no, you're not, anon
but i am

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