>tfw at zoo
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I like the zoo
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>>38803508
So do I tb_h
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look at op having a picnic at the fancy prison
did the lion look at you did you see the lion look at you
what a tale to tell your grandchilds
>can't fap to my favorite bodytype because it reminds me of someone who hurt me
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>can't fap to girls cause they all remind me of a girl I don't want to fall in love with, cause I know nothing can ever happen
>force myself gay
>tfw its working
I wish I was joking
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>>38803673
how do I become gay I cant force it
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>can't fap to vidya or anime characters who I like or whose games/shows I've enjoyed
>can't fap to porn where anyone is treated very negatively
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I need some advice /r9k/
I was sitting at a roundabout, stationary, I had my handbrake on and everything, and someone crashed into the back of my car, the damage can be seen in pic related, my dad is a mechanic and said it needs an almost entirely new back
Now, furthermore, my shoulder hurts like HELL, I can't lift it, I can't open doors, I've taken painkillers for it but it still hurts like hell, my left one is pretty bad as well but my right is seriously painful, I'm going to the doctors to get it checked out on Monday, do I have some kind of claim or something? What should I do?
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>>38803307
You're gonna die nigga
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This happened on February 8 and it took you this long to deal with it? Haha, little burger humor for you there. But seriously, did you call the police and/or file a claim with your insurance? Because if you're injured they should be responsible
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>>38803307
Did you not get their insurance? If you did they should be forced to cover the car and your injury, if not you can try your insurance.
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>hate women with a raging passion
>also want a qt gril and always day dreaming about one falling in love with me
>know I'll never get it, and no not because of my hateful personality towards them
Is this one of the worst feels fellows?
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>>38803224
at least you're alive enough to feel hate anon
just wait when you reach my stage of roboticism
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>>38803266
>this
originilo
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>>38803361
wow this is amazing
exellently meme'd
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im scared lads im a 22 year old neet with no expierience and my mom wants me to find a job in germany
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>>38803177
just emotionally manipulate her and continue being a neet you dumbass
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>>38803177
Why in Germany exactly? Where are you from?
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TAKE THE CHANCE YOU FAGGOT
You'll finally get some change in your life
They act like I'm boring when they don't even know me. Chad is the real boring one. He has no real interests outside of smoking weed and having sex. Yeah yeah I'm the "boring" one. What's new in your life? Did you learn something new today? Oh wait it was just another day of smoking weed and having sex. I have so much to talk about meanwhile the only thign Chad can dois say "uhhhh that's gay" and something about "fronting him some weed".
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>>38803158
Worst is when you say a witty comment no one laughs chad says same comment word for word 5 mins later they act like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard
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damn ,zyzz. i haven't seen him in like 5 years.
and most normies are extremely boring, not only chads. you'd be surprised by how many of them actively try and avoid being original. i had a normie friend who used to be obsessed with medieval warfare. he had figurines, books apon books, and used to talk about it often. He got a gf and started socialising more and oventually stopped his hobby all together, threw away all his shit etc..
basically, society tries to make carbon copies of good normal people who only care about work, and family and having social interaction.
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>>38803454
>damn ,zyzz. i haven't seen him in like 5 years
well yeah thats what happens to dead ppl
tghey become forgotten
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Signs of shit taste thread?
>he likes JRPGs or anime fighters
>he doesn't read, or only reads fiction
>he has any of the following fetishes: giantess muderfaggotry, BRAAAAP, NTR, scat, hairy pits, smegma
>he only faps to hentai
>he doesn't watch movies
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>>38803117
>he likes JRPGs or anime fighters
Just this one for me I guess. I only fap to 2D but not hentai.
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>>38803293
>I only fap to 2D but not hentai.
same shit
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Signs of advanced narcissism:
>thinks he is the global arbiter of taste
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>social worker and therapist are two 30yo qt girls
>tfw they said they will help me to have social skills and a normal life
ok you will think i am crazy or retard but
what if i ask them to have sex?
I dont need a threesome, just sex with one of them, we havent talked about sex but they know im virgin because i havent left my house for 3 years and im just 18 years old
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>>38803060
>30
>qt
youve got something seriously wrong with your brain
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>>38803060
>18year olds complaining about being a virgin
I wish children would leave /r9k/
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>>38803060
There's a 99 percent chance they absolutely don't want to and aren't going to have sex with you, mate.
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How would a girl react if you were spooning and she felt your boner against her ass. (Clothed) I was spooning a girl before and I'm sure she felt it but she didn't seem to react or even care.
How would this make a girl feel? If they don't react is it a good sign and is it safe to assume they are happy with it?
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>>38802968
Girls obviously know guys have dicks and get hard when they're doing something like spooning with a girl. She didn't react because she's a basic functioning human being that understands basic male biology.
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>>38803025
So girls just don't care if I get hard when spooning and expect it? I guess if they didn't like it they'd say something or react negatively
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At high school dances was it okay to get an erection? I always did when slow dancing with a girl and I always stuck my butt out because I was so embarrassed about her feeling it.
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>judge me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzZQJbgzus
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>>38802940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07IifakcpmE
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>>38802940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iYEKsa6uXF
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Modern Women no longer need dating
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Before social media, a woman could always find a willing man. Then social media and tinder came and they had a catalog of willing men to choose from. Now, as a result of this unlimited source of willing men on demand, women no longer need dating. There is no more courtship; there is no more obligation to bring something to the table. If one guy rejects her she gives him a soft next and sits back and lets the next chad in line grovel at her until his attention and resources stop flowing, ad-infinitum.
Because of social media women have been spoiled by having an unnaturally large selection that they have reduced men to a resource, moreso than men have reduced women to fuck holes. Do not fall for the personality meme because it won't get you laid. Your personality is the only resource she can extract from you on social media in the form of attention and entertainment.
>"say something creative"
>"be interesting"
Already admitting she's just here for her entertainment. Oh, you matched? She's got two chads and a sugar daddy on speed dial. She doesn't need you. You are just attention and entertainment to her. Tinder is nothing more than a scratch off lottery tickets for women: they're fun but she's hoping for her chad jackpot. That's her end goal. She will string you along with false hope of eventually giving you the honor to buy her a measly cup of coffee until she decides she wants to wait on more options.
That's modern female dating in a nutshell. Literally sit back and wait for Chad, but put up a lofty list of demands to procure the best beta entertainers. You have been reduced to nothing more than a court jester.
>"feed me pizza tee-hee and tell me I'm attractive."
Even the fat slobs do not even need to try to seem appealing to men, in fact they do the opposite because they know they can.
If you have never gotten laid by a half-decent woman from tinder are wasting your time. If you've ever purchased cuck points or beta boosts you need to slap yourself.
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>>38802901
So then how do I get a gf?
Might as well be gay
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>mfw got pussy once on tinder when it first came out
>after that, never again
i don't even use it any more, meeting girls in real life is unironically better if you are in any way not ugly
any virgins want tips from a cyborg on how to get it in? ask me questions, i have nothing to do
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>>38803403
I honestly think they just gimped the shit out of dating apps. I was getting several a day when it first came out. Now any guy without model-tier photos isn't even showing up in the deck of cards.
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What would your waifubot look like after having your porn history used to compile a face?
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2d
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>>38802794
What is that?
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>kids born in 2000 will be able to post here in 4 months
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>>38802772
So? I'm willing to bet half the faggots on this board are underage.
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>>38802772
>>kids born in 2000 will be able to post here in 4 months
I dont give a fuck
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>kids not even born on 9/11 will be fighting in Afghanistan in 25 months
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>join discord
>see some people in vc
>join in an attempt to make friends
>greet everyone, no one acknowledges me
>try again, maybe they didnt hear me, still nothing
>leave feeling even more depressed
I just want to make friends god damnit
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>>38802689
what's your discord anon we can have some origino talkies
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>>38802728
Sorry but I'm not good at talking one on one, I'm too socially inept.
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>>38802775
we can just message and stuff until you feel comfy with it~
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Who here suffers from Fatalism?
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>>38802688
fatalism
russian fatalism
turkish fatalism
occasionalism
utter resignation and contentedness with everything
its nice to believe these things, life is comfy
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>>38802688
A good fascist makes his flock fatalist to his cause.
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>free will doesn't exist
>hard determinism is the truth
>it was determined at the big bang that I would live and die a loser
>it was determined at the big bang that I would post this in this thread