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Is there any kind of job you'd love to have? Something that you'd love doing without considering wage, maybe?
Just imagine you'd magically get all required knowledge and degrees for this.
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>>38806578
In TV sitcoms characters always have jobs where they always hang out at work and are good friends with their coworkers always getting into wacky hijinks and such, yet they never seem to do any actual work.
That's the kind of job I want.
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>>38806578
I unironically want to be President of the United States.
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>>38806598
This.

I was watching That 70s Show and Hyde and Eric work in a hotel restaurant which is incredibly chill. All they do is casually peel vegetables and chill and smoke pot while talking to that spergy robot guy who is friends with Hyde.

Real life hotel restaurants are nothing like that.

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I don't know what to do. I'm an 18 year old semi-hermit, not a complete NEET. My stepdad and mum are normal fags.

I can't stand people, and it's getting to the point were I don't want to be a part of society. Reason being is because it is so full of misunderstanding, cruelty and forced interaction.

You can't be a hermit who keeps to himself, you MUST interact with people and partake in shitty conventions. You see normies confirm and obey and there is so much wrong with them, but then they call YOU the bad one.

The reason we hide away is because we are rudicluded, and we see the masks you all wear but WE DON'T STAND FOR IT.

We are fed up with putting on a mask so we wish to be alone. I'm mentally ill and the reason I hide is because I can't stand it. People are so stupid and so blind that it's hard to live In there world.

Then my parents knock on the door and say that I should get a life and go outside. With those people.

I'll go to work and earn money, that's it. I shall leave those people and I shall live in my own company.

Instead if shitty normal music, I shall listen to my tastes. Instead of them acting like intellectuals, I will talk to actual intellectuals and read their work.

In solitude I am free, why can't people see that?
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>>38806574
just make sure you get out of the house and into an apartment it'l save you a lot of ridicule.
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>>38806574
>In solitude I am free
For that I crave solitude, but solitude also make me sad (not oppee)
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>>38806622
Exactly. What they care mostly about is that you aren't impacting them financially. Times are hard and they eventually will not want to support you.

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So how's that youtube channel going?

I've been experimenting with ideas and one is coming to mind, would any of you watch a livestream of amateur level boxing matches? Don't worry about the technicalities but do you think it would be cool to see the match and livechat during it?
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Sounds illegal my man.
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>>38807117
Not illegal with the appropriate channels and legal issues taken care of
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Nobody wants to watch my on-going videos about
>reading
>running
>writing

And the one One Piece video I made recently.

It's cool though I like making them regardless.

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>tfw /soc/ gives you a 2/10 but you still like the way you look
You can't buy this kind of happiness, robots.
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>be not me
>rated solid 8/10 on /soc/
>still no qt gf
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I usually get a 7/10, which I find interesting. Guess I'm just a beta at heart
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>>38806586
Wtf is this? Is it real?

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Picture this,
There are two women that
love you dearly (kek)

The first is an absolutely stunning khv. Treats you like her King but she is an undereducated and impoverished neet.
A life with her would be an uphill battle financially but your sex life would be intense and fulfilling.
(Same kinks)

The second is older than you and her beauty is not quite what it used to be but she comes from money.
A life with her means that you will not have to wagecuck for the rest of yours.
She's a bit weathered and less fun in the bedroom (old fashioned)but she looks after your basic needs like the finest of beta providers.

Which do you choose and why?
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>>38806537
i dont understand
first one has all positives
second all negatives
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>>38806537
The left wears makeup and the photo has been manipulated to look smoother.
>intense sex life
Virgins are usually boring in bed.
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>less fun in the bedroom (old fashioned)
The first.
I rather be poor (no changes, really) and have good sex. Hell, I would take the older and poorfag as long as she is submissive and loyal.

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any racists here?
fuck you
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>>38806470

you would be racist to if you got bullied by negroes every day at school
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>>38806470
What's wrong with being racist? Is it racist to point out that black people have lower IQs? Is it racist to point out how well colonized peoples flourished under colonial rule?

Is it racist to say you have white pride?
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>>38806601
it's probably racist if I say "white is right" and "niggers must hang" then right?

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What is it about music and humanity that go hand in hand? Is it the concise rhythm and harmony that gives order to your otherwise chaotic life in a chaotic universe for as long as the song in playing?

Why do I feel close to god when I play this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknrWK_rhb4
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Mainly boredom
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music is made to hypnotize fools into more easily controllable states of mind
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>>38806673
Music is an essential core of humanity precisely because it contains absolute order. Music sprung up independently hundreds of thousands of times throughout humanity's entire existence for a sole one purpose?

Check your retardation at the door.

ITS A MEME!
Penis size doesnt matter, you can still please a woman, look here:

https://www.xvideos.com/video8520452/torbe_gafapasta_cumming_on_a_teen_her_glasses
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>>38806287
>Looking to porn for validation
hmmm
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>>38806287
You got anymore of this kind of video? I don't personally have a very small dick but my porn interests lie in extremes in size on both sides of the spectrum. Big dick doing well is no issue but finding videos of a small dick dude getting the job done is damn near impossible. Type "small dick" into any porn search engine and it auto fills with "humiliation" Society is retarded
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>>38806287
Of course it doesn't matter because it's porn... she get's paid to fuck that ugly greasy fat ass. Like what the fuck do you really think she cares about his dick size? For real? All she wants is money and not the love of her life

>tfw no right wing hapa qt gf
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>>38806258
too bad your pic related is as dumb as a bag of rocks
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She is retarded.
Vegan Gains demolished her in the debate.
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>>38806330
havent seen her vids besides who wants a smart gf
>>38806382
post debate

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I'm swimming in qt pussy AMA

>pic related this is my last acquisition
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>>38806255

If that's you then I'm glad somebody here finally realised sending tonnes of messages dries up the pussy so keep it minimal
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Just kidding it's an app called Girlfriend Plus
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>>38806302
Let me guess, a fake texting GF on your phone.

why, can you please explain?

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Anon, you fool! A true warrior has no time for a girlfriend! You must focus on your training!
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>>38806167
>has a wife
>has two children
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>goku please save me!
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>>38806237
Vergina has 2 kids?

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Post cute doggos in this thread, I need something cute after seeing all these gloomy threads.
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>>38806115
I'll see what I can do, but image dumps are extra tedious on this board.
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>>38806115
Steffon? Is that you?
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I don't even remember where I got most of these from.

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Ants came to eat my semen.
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>>38806095
>inb4 pregnant ants
>inb4 some anon posts ant porn/ant r34
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>>38806095
They know the nutritional value of brotein
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>>38806095
The circle of Iife

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why is boogie2988 still fat after his surgery? how does this shit work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k
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He got gastric bypass not liposuction.
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can i get a quick rundown on boogie? i never followed him but people keep talking about him
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>>38806081
>black DSP
Kek

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What do you think you would be like if you were born in the 1800's in your country, r9k? Dead?
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>>38806027
When I was born I stopped breathing and had to be put on an oxygen mask, which didn't exist in the 1800's. So yes, I'd be dead.
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>>38806164
I had a similar start to life. A few weeks after I was born I was able to nurse or eat food. I don't even know what my parents and the doctors did to fix it but yeah. I was a tiny little guy. I would have died. genetic defects like us didn't last long back then
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>>38806027
i'd most likely be a wagecuck churning butter in texas or in mexico working on my grandmas farm drawing feels in the nearby cave like >tfw dumb mutt and some other passerby would chalk "shoot yourself, you abomination"

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