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>There's this new buffet downtown that I wanted to go to anon. Do you want to come check it out with me? I-it's okay if you don't wanna go...
What do?
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>>38807208
Use the black firebombs I chose as my starting gift to kill it and get the Demon's Great Hammer.
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>>38807208
pokeflute
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You thirsty Anon?

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How many femanons here are well endowed?

What age did you notice you were growing breasts?
When did you start getting big?
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Big boobs are the devil's plaything
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>>38808496
What makes you say that, Anon? Surely, breasts can't be bad.
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>>38808496
Honestly though, can you blame him?

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Holy shit the FEELS.
Leftover women of china
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irfd74z52Cw
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>>38807144
>the leftover men need to try harder
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China literally has a woman shortage, what is this bullshit
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>>38807144
>women are greedy and picky
>can't find a rich guy
>"leftover men try harder, i am proud to be leftover woman!"

>>38807268
they are 25+ and single and still don't get why men avoid them like plague

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I need a new method to fap right the fuck now, using things from around the house.

RIGHT NOW.
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find some adderall and swallow
Fap-fap-fap!
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>>38807062

>Just find adderall

AROUND THE HOUSE ANON
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>>38807244
well who knows what you got there

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could it be morally justified to kill one of your parents if they were and are admitted antinatalist at the time of your conception and birth and remain so.
the type of antinatalist that believes creating life is a sin against your fellow man akin to murder and enslavement.
would you yourself need to be an ascribed antinatalist, or feel deeply wronged by your birth to justify such retribution?

this is clearly hypothetical nsa/fbi plz leave
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c'mon! /r9k/ doesn't want to talk about antinatalism or their parents?
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I believe that murder is only bad if you get caught or suffer the consequences.
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>>38806998
Philosophical beliefs on their own are not enough to justify murder. You can resent your parents for giving you life, but killing them would be a ridiculous over reaction. I think the better interpretation is that if your parents are truly antinatalists then they should support your decision to take your own life if you decide to do so.

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EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW /r9k/
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Being a weeb is a mental illness. We need to put them down.
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>>38807005
It's not FUCKING FAIR fuuuuuuuck hhb
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>>38806978
They're two people that love eachother.

What that actually means is anyone's guess because love is incredibly intangible.

What confuses you, the real world not being dictated by the politics of vapid whiteboy egotismland (/soc/)? His physical attractiveness if you placed it on a numerical grading system would not line up with hers if you were to do the same?

Fuck off you dumbass neckbeard.

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Alright robots, this should be easy for you. Want to get a gf? All you have to do is find a cute girl you like, in this case, a cashier. Could be anywhere with a cashier like starbucks, publix, kroger, etc. Now that you have found her, get a small piece of paper and write a compliment, for instance "I think you're cute", then write your phone number. Next, you want to make it look like your there for a reason other than to get her phone number. Buy something, anything. When you feel the time is right, give her the note. Now leave. Wait a few days if necessary. If you don't get a call/text, try a different girl. Should be easy enough, right? Now go get em!
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>>38806923
I have nothing to lose. Now if only there wree any cashiers whom I liked, or if I even went outside
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>>38806923
>When you feel the time is right, give her the note
Should I say anything or just slide her the note? Should I smile while I do it? Should I leave immediately afterwards?
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I dont understand how is this supposed to work. Do I wear a mask or something?

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>about to masturbate to trans women again
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>>38806913
i know that feel anon. sometimes i watch too much shemale porn.
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>>38806913
All I watch is shemale porn now. I like the curvy ones with big fake asses and thick cocks, gets me harder than anything else ever.

What does this mean?
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>>38806913
He's prettier than 98% of women. Women are useless.

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>one life to live
>born to the ugliest man alive
>turn out ugly
I hate my father's guts.
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>>38806909
Yet he got laid, so perhaps you can stop blaming him and admit your failings are your fault.
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>>38806928
I didn't say anything about getting laid. the worst part about being unattractive is that people treat you like shit and I can't make friends because people harass me on sight because of my looks.
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You're probably just fat and it's your own fault.

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>had 3 chances at tomboy gf
>all of then ended with no tomboy gf
What is the most painless way to kill my self,robots?
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With your head between the legs of a tomboy.
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>>38806826
Have a whale sit on your face until you suffocate to death
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Hahaha you are a fucking faggy hahaha

Are there any countries left where women aren't whores? I want to start a family but my options in America are pretty much all roasties and none of them want to be housewives.

Idc about race besides niggers
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>>38806789
Any country where Islam is the biggest religion. The problem is that Noone will accept you in these countrys
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>>38807139
unless you convert
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>>38806789
>>38807139
OP's best choice objectively is

>Convert to Islam
>Change name to some Arabic shit like Muhammad Al-Whiteboi
>Move to a majority Islamic community or country

These are the only places where you will find conservative family values, and they are relatively easy to enter due to the religious nature.

Ever seen one of those documentaries on Muslim converts? There are some ugly fat British kids who settle down with 7 kids or something because they converted and received free woman.

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is it possible to die by pure will
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>>38806750
Yes, its called suicide
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>>38806750
Best you can hope for is this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_arrhythmic_death_syndrome
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>>38806766
no man
im talking about death by only some mindtrick

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Why havn't you traveled other countries anon?
havn't you heard how easy it is to get laid overseas
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>>38806721
no money, my good man
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>>38806721
>havn't you heard how easy it is to get laid overseas
The fuck are you talking about? There are people overseas on this board who have the same problems.
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If you're unfuckable at home, you're unfuckable overseas.

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if you could wish for three problems in your life to be solved by tomorrow what would they be?
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>>38806688
>fix my mental health
Don't need anything else
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>>38806722

what is your diagnosis?
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>>38806733
Schizophrenia, BPD, AvPD, depression

Would you fuck with an audience watching you?
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>>38806624
give me 2nd to the left and sure. the rest can fuck off
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>>38806624
Already have. Orgy at a porno theater.
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>>38806624
depends. Not in my home country but somewhere in asia yeah why not.

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