>mum consumed the cum cannoli
its over lads
>mom found the semen sepulcher
>great grandfather served in the dick war
no going back now
>dad drowned in the cum quagmire
>tfw have several girl friends
>but no gf
>tfw girls are into you but don't want to get romantically involved
>>38810333
>tfw you have no girl friends and no gf
>>38810333
>having friends
Fucking normie you have no right to complain
>post outside >>>/r9k/
>Get bullied mercilessly by every fucking normalfags
FUCK YOU REEEEEE
>>38810331
Most people hate /r9k/ with good reason
>>38810361
All I did was posted on TV about a shitty degenerate show and I get bullied
>>38810331
>I am being bullied because I am smart
>Masturbate out of boredom to some random porn
>Gush liquid and make a huge mess
>Buy new pair of panties and they get destroyed because period started couple of days early
How is being female superior?
>Pic unrelated
>>38810328
you have a catalog choice of men, that's why being female is superior.
>>38810502
Not if you're ugly
>>38810540
while that might be true, there will still be some guy that will be willing to pursue you.
Post what you have, robots.
Here's a template.
Mothra hatched from an egg
Theres a full version of this you know anon.
Heres the template for the full thing boys.
he is going to kick floyd mayweathers ass and if you disagree you're a moron
that's a nice picture of him.
What is this stance meant to convey to people?
>>38810207
The man killed it on arm day so hard that they grew longer, not bigger.
What keeps you going robots? I'm trying to think of a reason not to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger or choke myself out with my bowflex and I can't think of any other reason than I'm a coward
>>38810180
>owning a bowflex
Nigga you have the means, but no motivation. Get on some keto and yoga and you'll be swimming in pussy.
>>38810252
I'm ripped. I bought because the one guy in the ad who said now he gets a look from his wife.
you get to a point where even if it's repetitive, jacking off all day and playing video games is all you really need.
why don't they make child porn legal but only in controlled environments like public libraries
that way the pedos can't rape and can be monitored while they are consuming child porn
Good idea Obama this is why I wrote you in
Because it supports a market that profits off the abuse of children.
There used to be this leftist belief to decrease the prison sentence of pedophiles. They figured if child rapist get less time. More kidnapped kids would survive.
Have you ever thought about the fact that women can essentially experience the entire physical aspect of sex on their own?
How does this make you feel?
Except that they really can't.
>>38810125
Sex isn't the same for women as it is for men. Women need an emotional connection. Without it sex is meaningless (including masturbating).
>>38810184
>the entire physical aspect
>physical aspect
>PHYSICAL
Anon, this is a real man's cock, not your tiny wite boi cuck
>>38810094
What are you trying to get out of all of these shit threads? Do you think you're offending someone? Is this like a cuck fetish? I don't understand.
>>38810689
It's /pol/ doing the rounds. Specifically it's one single autistic Finn who is really butthurt
don't care, i like asian women
>tfw no gf as all cunts go for Chad and not nice guy's
>tfw no gf as cunts don't understand anime
>tfw no gf as cunts don't understand personality or intellect
Why are all cunts (women) the exact same?
>>38810091
Y'all should reply o my thread before something bad happens
Hmmm. I am going to bump this thread.
And up it goes!
>>38810091
Women don't go for you because you're a lazy, dependant fuck. Anime is a waste of time and to find the right personality you just have to put in the barest minimum of effort.
>that mulatto kid that accidentally started a schoolwide race war with the whites and blacks on one side and hispanics on the other because he beat up a mexican kid at a party
>that kid who made his social studies class afraid of him because he slapped another kid for his food
>that kid who only dated girls taller than him for some reason
>that kid who really liked ducks
>>38810085
>that kid who makes that kid threads.
How the fuck is that not original?
>>38810118
I stole a plush duck from the theater prop room
smuggled him in my backpack, named him demetrius
Hey femanons why don't you just lie to men and tell them you're a virgin? I tried it on okcupid and the amount of high quality men who want me is unlimited
>>38810018
That's an incredibly cunty thing to do. Rather be honest or just tell them it's none of their business but don't fucking lie.
>>38810018
Seriously? Every time I tell a normalfag I'm a virgin they ghost me immediately. Go figure.
>>38810050
It's the nice thing to do. it has no impact on the relationship and the men are much happier not knowing. It gets rid of their insecurities and makes them love you more instead of being a bitter bitch the whole relationship.
What the fuck? This can not possibly be real
>>38810000
>What the fuck? This can not possibly be real
Slowest of pokes.
damn, how did you find this? you should message sargon of akkad and maybe make this a thing.
>>38810000
You think that was strange?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/baron-trump-time-travel-books_us_597f94b9e4b08e143004d45c
sorry for linking to huffpaint post
i lowkey hate cumskins but fuck i just want a tall blue eyed bf to cuddle with and watch movies with. Am i the typical racist? i love big white cocks, the contrast between them and my bronze/brown skin is so beautiful, the pastier the better. im not self hating or anything. my favorites are europeans,especially slavs or nords. They're like aliens i want to fuck and worship. Is that borderline psychotic? that's kind of the case with asian women + white male relationships right?
You may be familiar with the term hypergamy. You, like all women, have an instinct to breed up.
>>38810006
not ready for kids
>>38809965
I don't understand why things like these make me horny, I don't even have a specific racial group I prefer but being talked about like this is just...