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>Feel like I've totally derailed from human society and have entered the realest form of reality
>Can no longer connect to other people, and can't see people as human beings anymore

Man, what a time to be alive

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>Eating beans is bad
>Eating rice is bad
>Eating meat is bad
>Eating chicken is bad
>Eating eggs is bad
>Eating grains is bad
>Eating foods high in carbohydrates is bad
>Eating foods high in fat is bad
>Eating only fruits and vegetables is bad

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK

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>you look like a serial killer
It's not enough to just be ugly.
Hearing people say shit like this is icing on the cake, isn't it?

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how does a gun to the temple even kill? is it instant like dylan kelbolds was? or in movies?

im not even suicidal just thought you fuckers would know


would pic related be instant death?

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Is there to get a placebo effect from pretending to drink or take drugs?
Supposedly it's all in your head anyways, and people can get "drunk" off non-alcoholic beers.
So could I just drink something bitter from a shot glass and get fake wasted?
Has anyone tried this?

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Can anyone recommend some /comfy/ spotify radio?

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Hey anon-kyun, how was you tinder date last night? Another girl ghosted you?? You're never gonna lose your virginity at this rate. How about I just take yours for you. Gay? Not it's not gay. My penis is feminine and my boipucci is thicc. Just stick it right in, nobody has to know.

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>Go to Schlotzskys
>"How can we make your day a lot better"
>Roll eyes at their stupid required line
>One Deluxe medium, with no onions pls
>"Deluxe with no onions, correct"
>Yes ma'am
>get home, open wrapped sandwich
>disgusting scent of onions fills my nostrils
>mfw

Even fast food workers disrespect me

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Where were you when Adam disproved chads, anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc

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>I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.

>"He will rule them with an iron scepter."

>He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

>KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS

>And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair:
>"Come, gather together for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small."

>Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the rider on the horse and his army. But the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed the signs on its behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

WTF why does jesus turn into such an asshole at the end of the bible? I thought he loved humanity

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>no ideal gf thread
Let's fix that. Post your ideal gf in this thread.

About:
This thread is for posting your ideal gf and hopefully anons can get lucky, OR share feels. Hop in here and have a go.

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>You will almost certainly live long enough to suffer through the next world war

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boypussy is just another man's anus

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>jungle fever is getting worse

Heh...d-don't worry guys. I...*cough* I'll be back to my old self soon. R-right?

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Which of these butts do you prefer?