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Just saw a roastie on a virgin girl. I thought this was just based on mileage. You lied /r9k/.
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>>38813493
You didn't actually believe that did you?
do you believe everything you read online?
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>>38813493
It's more important to believe everything your read on 4chan than to be consistent with any kind of external reality. She's a whore and you must kill her or we'll call you a cuck.
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She lied to you lad

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>tfw gf's memes becoming increasingly danker than mine and I'm worried she'll leave me for a guy with fresher OC
>pic related, just sent me this
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>>38813427
She's cheating on you, bro.
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>>38813427
>drumpf memes
You racists shouldn't be allowed to post freely online.
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>>38813427
if this post is serious I don't even know what to say.

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Or are the yellow lemon vanilla ice cream stars too far away from us?
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Space colonization will never happen in any lifetime.
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>>38813423
dont explore the outer universe
explore the inner one
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>>38813423
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
BUT MY TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
AND I WILL SEE MY DREAM COME ALIVE AT LAST
I WILL TOUCH THE SKY
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN NO MORE
NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE MY MIND

'CUZ I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
GOIN' WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
I'VE GOT FAITH
I'VE GOT FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART

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Anyone else like to go on nostalgia mascapades at night?

>3am
>going through old oneitis twitter messages
>listening to the music I would have listened to during that time

I cant tell if depressed or extremely melancholic.
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>>38813401
>twitter
>nostalgia
children leave
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>>38813413
This was like 2 years ago
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>>38813401
if you're an intp then pls marry me

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I just realised that the problem is with me, not them. If I were a girl, I'd choose "Chad" over people like me in a heartbeat. My esteem is still shit but at least I've gained some kind of self-awareness.

Also, unpopular opinions thread !
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>>38813365
Uh oh. Here we go. Grab some popcorn
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>>38813381
But this is not bait. This is truly what I think.
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>>38813365
you're over correcting, the problem is with both you and with women.

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Why are there no ghetto black girls on 4chan?
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>>38813363
Because you need to be able to read / write to navigate the internet
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>>38813363
Because Niggers make up a small portion of the US population, combine that with the fact that most of 4chan is a niche website (excluding /b/reddit) equals low numbers of nigs.
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>>38813363
we here we just don't post pictures of our ugly ass faces.

/b/astard here. /r9k/ we need your help to defeat the brazilfags. http://pixelcanvas.io/@301,-396
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>>38813350
its too late r/9k/ is brazl
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>>38813350
>http://pixelcanvas.io/@301,-396
doing battle with a corner fag
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I like Brazil and all of Latin America tbqh

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Why do normies always like Harry Potter and GOT more than say LOTR?
Is it the only true fantasy series that is ours and cannot be tainted by them?
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>>38813303
Harry Potter was written by an insufferable feminist liberal cunt.

ASOIAF is written by a fat, ugly Hillary supporter and chronic SJW panderer and Trump basher.

LOTR was written by a devout conservative Catholic.
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LOTR is a thinly veiled excuse for Tolkien's elfish linguistic masturbation, and, being incapable of spinning an interesting tale, just throws the gibberish into a 2000 page hiking journal.

Harry Potter is narcissistic snowflake syndrome obsessively detailed and examined from all angles over an autistic 5000 pages. To pretend to possess a story, it compiles every basic fairy tale trope.

GOT is snuff porn par excellence and a brilliant sadistic exercise in audience and contemporary period punishment, after the manner of Dante, but utilizing the more substantial mythology of modern fantasy instead of the old biblical mythology, now dwarfed in comparison.
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>>38813303
Where can I get more art like this

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Help me robots.
What do I say?
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>>38813288
Ask why the fuck some roastie is in my room.
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>>38813288
"I'd look you in the eye, give you a firm handshake, and tell you I wanna work for you if you managed a place."
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>I ain't got no room, bitch. Dog house nigga what's good

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How do I escape robothood? I am 19 and I do not want to be a khv meet forever.
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>>38813261
online dating
or something
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>>38813261
you fuck I was just about to post a thread that NEEDED to be that pic
you son of a bitch how dare you ruin my post like that
you deserve suffering
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>>38813261
>escape
Funny meme, Anon. It never ends.

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>tfw keep fucking up royally at work
>boss had yelled at me numerous times today and probably hates me
Should I just quit before I get fired?
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what job and what did you mess up?
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>>38813326
Porter. It took me almost three hours to do a job that should've taken one and my boss had to take over because I couldn't find a lot of things in the storage area/kept putting things in the wrong freezers/fridges

Also when changing the garbage bins, I accidentally dropped a large black garbage bag where people usually line up without knowing, and my boss also yelled at me for that.
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>>38813215
Look at this wenis who bought into the work meme. Poor, poor ragie wagie getting blasted in his slavie cagie.

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Join the military right NOW.

What's your excuse?
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>>38813179
I'm given orders and told what to do. I don't much like people being in charge of me. Kind of like prison.
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>fighting for a american puppet kike controlled post-communist shithole
no thanks
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>>38813179
I'm already in you fucking faggot

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Seriously what the fuck is the point? All they have to offer is a hole. There is literally no benefit other than that. They've become so entitled and bitchy nowadays that any sane man would be crazy to want a relationship with a hole. Just look at the current POTUS: We all know Melania is a trophy wife to keep up appearances. Not even the most successful man in the world wants to be married.
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>>38813173
Traps are better.
Way better.
100% better.
Date traps.
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>>38813173
There really isn't a point. Social interaction can be satisfied with just friends.

>>38813186
Traps are gay, senpai
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>>38813209
Who cares?
Anyone who actually cares about this is a normalfaggot. "but then I'd be gayy wahhh" shut up.

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Here's a Discord community for you dumb fucks.

Invite: Gpb5R7

Perfect place to meet m2f trannies who throw themselves out of windows in potato sacks, f2m trannies who look like Danny DeVito & furries from /x/

Pic related: generosity killed the kike
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Where's Nor? Xhe was unbanned
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we've been waiting for nor to come back, but she never did
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>>38813311
>She
>Not using Xhe

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>he is Aries

Is there a more beta sign?
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>>38813129
Because I'm Aries, I'm beta and I'm projecting.

Way to ruin my thread asshat
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>>38813111
Aries is actually very alpha. Shit bait desu.
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Caring about signs as a guy is beta

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