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My life would be infinitely better if I was 6'3" instead of 5'9".
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i'm 5'6 and haven't had problems related to my height other than reaching high shelves
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>>38814743
I'm 6'4" and life still sucks man. Stop blaming your problems on things you can't control and start blaming yourself.
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>>38814788
>being THIS naive about manletdom
Your problems will rarely present themselves to you, small fry. It will be about the things you never see
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How to become Christian 101
First lets break down some common mis conceptions people have when becoming a Christian.
>too much fucked up degeneracy
Nah man you good. Jesus accepts all sins. This verse talks about how he carries all burdens even all the guilt about your past sins and degeneracy.
"Cast your burden on the Lord, and He shall sustain you; He shall sustain you; He shall never permit the righteous to be moved." Psalm 55:22.
>I can't understand God.
Jesus talks about how we shouldn't try to figure out how God works, we are only three dimensional beings we couldn't possibly understand him. He says we should have the minds of children.
"Let the children come to me; do not hinder them, for to such belongs to kingdom of God. Truly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God like a child shall not enter." Mark 10:13-15 ESV
>I want to fap tho
Name any place in the Bible where it says you can't beat your meat.
>What about porn then?
Some Christians say no and some say yes. Google: "can Christians watch porn" if you need help.
>Im lgbtq+
Some people believe that being a lgtbq+ is a sin and some dont, there is considerable evidence for the ladder.
Now... Become a Christian in just a quick few steps!
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Step 0: pray, talk to God and spill the beans, tell him what has been going on in your life and what has been convicting you, ask him to help you with your journey on becoming a Christian.
Step 1: Get a bible. There is a free bible app that is very good. One can download the entire bible for offline use, and it is free. Also, buy a book version if you want, NIV or ESV is good. Its best to read the book of James or any new testament book as a starter like Matthew or acts. Try to read everyday even if its one verse a day.
Step 2. Go to church, find a local, non-denominational, contemporary church to go at. Most people there are young and chill (open to lgbtq+ people) . And talk to the pastor if you want, it would be to get a good feeling of those church and its overall vibe.
Step 3. Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and repent from your sins and ask for forgiveness. This step is all you need to become a Christian, though you can't do any less.
Step 4 (optional but recommended) get involved in your church! Many people there are super chill and open to all people, volunteer or join a group its awesome. One of the best social groups ever.
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Though this doesn't mean that becoming a Christian makes life perfect for you either, you not going to immediately get a Christian qt or become a Christian Chad. Life still might suck. But now there is hope, hope that you will live in eternity where there is no sin, suffering, sadness, of any kind. Where everything is perfect.
I will be praying for you anons, I hope the best of your journey with Christianity.
I know this sounds normie, but reddit's r/Christianity is full of all sorts of Christians. Most are chill though you will run into some who are like "HELLFIRE! BRIMSTONE! TO GAYS!" So watch out for them. Its a good place (not as good as the bible) to learn about modern Christians and Christianity.
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>>38814649
No one wants to become christian you fucking moron. You people are worse than normalfags, you're like normalfags cranked up to 12.
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Should I eat a tuna sandwich from Subway at 12:00 midnight?
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>>38814645
reroIIIllIIllIlIIlng
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>>38814645
roll for something seperate
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>>38814645
eating a tuna sandwich at midnight? somebody stop this man!
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>tfw repeatedly watching all the same movies, TV shows, and play all the same video games over and over because you want to escape back to a time in your life when you were happier and watching anything new just reminds you that it's gone and how depressed you are
Anyone know this feel?
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>>38814641
I've been trying to trick myself into liking Minecraft again for the last 4 years
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>>38814641
Yes, I know this feel VERY WELL. I wish time would have froze in 2010, that was the last really good year for me.
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>>38814641
I do this for the past few years
It didn't really help, most of the times it did.
rewatching old reruns didn't really help.
Don't give up any of you.
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Chad, Tyrone, and a Robot all go to prison. Who lasts the longest before getting raped? In this scenario the robot is average looking, Tyrone looks like well, Tyrone, and Chad looks like a ripped low bodyfat prettyboy with full pouty lips and big eyes.
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>>38814625
I'm fucking Chad.
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pretty guys get raped first, chad's ass and mouth are fucked, tyrone can prolly fight a few guys off before he gets raped, the robot will get raped in the shower after saying some awkward shit to someone
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>>38814625
you underestimate the power of robot.
I will simply suck all the dudes off before they have a chance to rape me. I will make sure they pop in my mouth and I will swallow it all. if they're still hard I'd suck it again. Can't rape me if you've already blown your hot prison load in my mouth.
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>mfw i realize women actually care about shit like your astrology sign
Why are women so stupid?
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>>38814580
They don't have real hobbies that interest them.
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>>38814580
whats your sign op
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>>38814643
Sagitarius
Very very original
Original
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>tfw just jerked off to this picture
>tfw self inserted imagining I was sucking his dick
>tfw didn't even imagine being a girl or anything just wearing lingerie sucking his cock
Am I gay r9k? Wtf
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>>38814579
Why do you think if you imagined being a girl it would be any less gay?
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>>38814579
>Am I gay r9k? Wtf
with a guy who looks like that there's nothing gay about it
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>>38814596
Because that would be heterosexual sex which isn't gay.
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>meet tindergrill
>agree to have dinner at restaurant after her work
>i specifically ask her if she wants a restaurant near her place or mine and she says mine
>2 days later we meet outside the restaurant
>she had a late lunch at work today so she wasnt hungery but she still showed up and said she'll watch me eat
>i order something small and quick and the conversation turns to movies and i ask if she wants to go back to my place and watch netflix
>she says yes and i finish my food and we head back
>we arrive at my place
>she sits on one of the two chairs by the computer
>i launch netflix and ask if she wants to move it to the bed
>she shuts me down immediately and says just to be clear shes not here for sex, or netflix and chill, and stuff like that
>nothing happened the rest of the evening, we watched the thing then she went home
did i have the wrong impression the entire time? im pretty confused to what happened.
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Girls will be girls op. Just go to the trap already. They're low maintenance and will always serve their boipucci 4 u.
Source: my ass
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You fell for her shit test, most girls will say "I'm not here for sex" to maintain the innocent facade. If she agreed to go back to your place she was 100% open to the possibility of sex, it's just she wanted to put up some resistance and have you dominate her (girls get off on that)
Should have just said we'll cuddle then after 5 minutes kiss her and escalate from there, if she pushes you away, stop and try again 5 minutes later eventually she will give in
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>>38814760
i thought of this, and i have heard of this and was fully expecting this.
but i always assumed it would be like a "i dont want to fuck teehee", i never thought it would be stated so adamantly and factual. like if i was a grill who actually didnt want to fuck and not give the wrong impression, i would have said it as clearly and matter of factly as she did. im hoping you're right though and i just missed the shit test, because at least i know where it went wrong and it makes a bit more sense
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>tfw no feels thread
How are you doing today anon? come share your feels with me.
For me, I've been trying to get out there and bee myself lately because the loneliness has gotten to me, but I've realized that everytime I do try to get out of my "comfort zone" I just end up being more depressed. I've been trying to actually talk to people and make friends, but even after the initial anxiety of talking to someone wears off I just become even more depressed because I just feel so different and awkward to talk to compared to other people. Even though I've actually been talking to more people then I ever have before, I spent 3 hours earlier today just laying in my bed because I was too unmotivated and depressed to actually do anything. Being lonely makes me sad, stressed, and depressed, but trying to withhold social relationships hurts me even more.
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>>38814563
I actually started sleep walking after dealing with the stress of being around people for a couple weeks, I can fucking stand. And simultaneously I don't want to be by myself anymore.
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every night i go into a fit of lonely bitter rage and want to smash my head into the walls and i go crazy on the one singular person i talk to. why can't i just die in my sleep
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I've been suicidal for quite a while now and keep successfully distracting myself but it keeps spiraling every night.
I don't have access to any good methods which is why it hasn't happened yet, the bridges around me I fear are too low.
The only thing worse than living, would be surviving my death.
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>be pizza delivery man
>deliver pizza to some stacy
>she starts cracking up when I get there
>ask her what's so funny
>she says she told them to "send their ugliest delivery boy"
>I smirk and hand her the pizza
>keep thinking about it on the way back to the shop
>ask my coworker who takes the phonecalls
>"haha no, anon, she's just messing with you"
Who do I believe? Would they really do something like that?
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>>38814536
yes because pizza delivery boys who ask for tips are the worse and you deserve it faggot
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Im a delivery guy also anon, but stacies usually smile and are pleasant to me
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>>38814892
They smile because they got their food, not because they got to see some pizza faced nerd
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Can someone explain the chopsticks meme to me?
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>>38814501
>Can someone explain
It's useful. Nothing wrong to have iron or chinese chopsticks.
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>>38814501
meme is a life
Originallyfuckchu
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why not use a fork?
MINECRAFT STREAM RAID
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raid this fuckin kid
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Not your personal army faggot. Get a life
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>>38814481
go away faggot
not your personal army
lurk more
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you are the fuckin kid, OP
fuck off before we raid you
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Anon... why aren't you tweeting out #borderfreecoffee to help qt illegals get their morning fix?
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>>38814477
#borderfreecoffee
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>>38814477
So proud to support Starbucks!!
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>>38814749
Dreamers need Starbucks to keep working hard
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The character limit on every board is 2000.
However, there are some words which 4chan automatically filters:
fa m changes to senpai
cuck changes to kek in all caps
tb h changes to desu
sm h changes to baka
With this in mind, how far over the 2000 character limit can you get /r9k/?
In addition, 4chan prevents posts from having too many unnecessary line breaks as "spam". How many lines can you make in a post /r9k/?
Let's play reverse post golf.
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also can someone please confirm if getting over 2000 characters is even possible
I didn't check but I think it is
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listen senpai,
this is just a test you fucking cuck
wait how did you type cuck without filtered
i have no idea desu
but i think this is really lame, baka
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>>38814513
did you read my fucking post retard
it's like 3 sentences come on
cuck only changes in all caps
CUC K
KEK
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>not eating 1300kcal and running for 1 hour a day
What's your excuse?
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>>38814467
Is that today's /fit/ thread?
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>>38814467
Waiting for pay day so I can buy some running shoes with no damn holes
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i can only manage that back when I was ec stacking and on keto