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I am a spic who made his dreams come true and got married to an asian.

>tfw they said you had no shot because asians hate spics

>tfw she is foreign

>tfw your dream of marrying a cute asian came true

>tfw she comes from a rich family

The funny thing is I was a robot just like you. Crazy how much can change in a few years.

If any of you need advice or give a shit to want to know more ask away.

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I just egged chads car. This is on a college campus and I'm scared I'll get caught. what to do anons?

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I want to take a girl in and provide for her. In return, I expect companionship (cuddling, talking, etc) among other things.

I have my own place and not interested in a serious long term relationship in the normal sense.. but I'm human and still want someone to talk to sometimes and cuddle, among other things. We can talk about things like societal issues and gender roles in the future (I know), but I'm also a man.. and as a man, I feel good providing for a girl.

>Location?
Southern California.

>Age, sex (real)?
26, male, straight. White.

>Whatchoo lookin' for?
I'm looking for a cute young girl who wants to live with me and be taken care of. You can be into whatever you want and everything you want will be provided for you. In return, you give me companionship and just keep your space clean... We can talk more about expectations later. :)

>Your ideal match be like....?
Someone open minded and nice. I prefer petite, any ethnicity. Can't be judgmental and preferably straight forward about problems instead of passive aggressive.

>Money talk: what flexibility do you have in this area?
You will have your own room for yourself and food, as well as whatever you want such as a phone. I have extremely fast internet (100 MBPS download) too.

>Contact info goes here...
[email protected] is my throwaway email. (I know )

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You guys obsess over this Chad shit, but here's the thing: some blonde dorky jock trying to be cocky and funny all the time is only attractive to stupid women. Real women want dark triad. A man who is narcissistic, psychopathic, and Machiavellian. A truly dark natured individual, and no, I don't mean some dweeb in a fedora with a fetish for katanas. To be dark triad you must:

>think you are superior to most human beings
>have no problems with lying to and manipulating most human beings
>feel no real empathy for most human beings

Simple as that. If you felt empathy for people during terror attacks and crime sprees or feel bad about lying to a cashier at the store, you're not dark triad, just well... a normal man I guess.

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Are roasties just a meme, robots?

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a study published by the Royal Society scientific journal in 2012 said that polygamous societies were more prone to war, rape and theft.
The cause was not an abundance of uneducated children but a surplus of poor, young men with no prospects of marriage.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39038459

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I'm just here to let you know that if you have a beard, you cannot be a robot. Facial hair is representative of a strong, capable alpha male. With a nice beard, you can have it all.

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I love holding hands with my bf :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) respond to this thread or your anime go go action manican dies tonite:-)

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>going to anime convention tomorrow
>trying to get cosplayer girls
>if I don't, I'll go to a strip club for the first time
This sound like a good plan?

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How many of you were cucked by the penis jews in America?

Come lament your pain and fears in here, cutfags. It must feel really shitty to have something so important taken away from you without your consent, and then have everyone act like it's no big deal just because you're a man.

Please, share your feelings and links on foreskin restoration as well.

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I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW AND NOBODY IS GOING TO BRING ME DOWN! I CAN DO THIS! I BELIEVE IN MYSELF! WE WILL ALL MAKE IT TO OUR DREAMS OF A COMFY LIFESTYLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IrctGu3irw

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Thoughts on this guy? What's his endgame?

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Hello /r9k/. Recently I have made a discovery regarding women, and today I confirmed this theory. But what's amazing about this information is not only what it can get you, but the fact that you've known it all along. There is but a single key in getting the majority of women to want your cock. Allow me to explain. There are two (2) parts; the backstory and the experiment. You can skip ahead if you hate greentext stories

Backstory:
>be me
>emotionally unstable, robot, quite spergy
>Tall, white, and quite handsome IMO.
NOTE: Contrary to popular belief, these are not the primary factors in a woman being attracted to you. They are factors that affect the factor that makes women attracted to you. More on this later
>get my first gf a few years ago
>lose my virginity to her
>sperg out and act like a HUGE emotional bitch boy.
>she breaks up with me, I send walls of texts to her, lots of tears from me. She was disgusted, but never expressed that disgust in a way i could understand
>literally on the brink of suicide for months after. Do terrible in school
>decide to take the redpill
>realize what vile creatures women are
>get to college and go on a poonslaying rampage, fucking girls left and right because I no longer have any fucks to give
>few years go by, eventually get emotionally deprived and want a gf
>this leads me to act like a passive fag who thinks drinking a few beers at a bar will still get me laid - (protip: it didn't)
>through a series of weird and perfectly timed events, and the help of a fortune-teller from /r9k/, I get a hawt gf
>she made all the moves, I wasn't really that into her but she was down to fuck if we dated so I said "meh" and asked her out
>2 months go by
>right on cue, get emotionally attached
>display this through my actions
>act passive, attached, very "lovey-dovey"
>end up breaking down in tears in public at the bar with her for... reasons
>could tell she was absolutely disgusted with me after this
>this makes me feel even worse
CONT.

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Do girls get weirded out if you don't have a facebook, instagram, and snapchat?

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Hey guys I just got into this a few minutes ago
> chillin in bedroom with ice tea browzeing emails
> gf starts yelling to come here
Uhhhhhhhh fine bitch.exe
> she is on the couch standing and yelling about a spider she saw
> she wants me to get rid of it
Pshhhhhh easy
> see spider its just a brown recluse
Wait a sec
>BROWN RECLUSE
> panic and smash spider repetatedly until he is just a cum stain on my floor
> gf gets mad at me cause I murdered a innocent animal
> doesn't want to listen
> tell her It could have killed me
> well u killed it anon
> she refuses to talk to me until apology
What do I do she clearly overreacted to a spider dying
Suggestions?