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Might as well try some drugs, they can be pretty fun

>>38816533
i'm using codeine from the chemist right now

i don't have any friends to get real drugs from

>>38816226

It seems that your problem is that you were focused on only your physical perfection; something that will decay no matter what you do; you can only slow the process not stop it.

Have you considered making art? Write stories, take photos, create ideas. Make thing that won't age as quickly, and can spread across the world.

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>>38816220
pay ur fein tax you dirty taig and a pint of guinness please

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>>38816348
>paying tax
Top kek. Don't make laugh ye black and tan.
Here's your pint.

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>>38816220
>oh a discord maybe i could make friends
>dubstep remix

n-nevermind

>>38816203
wtf of course not. She basically admitted that she WILL cuck you for another man at the FIRST opportunity.

If you go through with it, you deserve your fate

>>38816375
Not with her I just meant in general, sorry for not specifying. I just meant she seemed decent as far as people go but still ended up being shitty. I feel sorry for anybody she dates. She doesn't even have sex with the guys.

>>38816455
Ah alright.

I'm not sure anon. I've just about given up myself, anyone I would consider dating is way out of my league, and If my past is anything to go by, I'm not improving myself anytime soon.

But of course, It's worth trying if you still have the energy to put into your life. Or lower your standards depending how high they are.

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>>38816200
jesus christ maybe
hollywood really is full of pedo jew

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post space jews

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>jews are old 4chan
woah

Last I heard, she went radio silent after he showed her his dick.

Audra was a coal burner size queen slag

Gary is too pure for this world

>>38816256

Yeah that's when I quit reading as well. He said he was gonna give an update when he woke up, that's why I ask if anything more happened.

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>me irl.jpg 28kb JPG

>>38816184
28kb (28 kilo-billion) is how many years i am going to live when I fuse with a computer

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>08/03/17(Thu)01:26:42 No.38816214
>28kb (28 kilo-billion) is how many years i am going to live when I fuse with a computer

all robots are victims of overthinking. But I get so retarded that when I try to remember two or more tasks at once I stop and forget everything

>>38816008
what the fuck does that have to with thinking you pagan

>>38816008
When I think about things too hard I go into a panic frenzied sort of train of thought. It always ends with me feeling like my life is over and not even suicide can free me. Then I usually cry until I fall asleep. Usually feel pretty okay in the morning tho

>>38815910
>internal monologue: *Get me outta here I'mma ghost this faggot*
Then why would she give me her number?

>>38815910
yay mind-reading powers

>>38815932

fake phone number, probably to some pizza place, and then post to r/niceguys about how they totally got em

God damn, I hate this wojak so much. I collect wojaks and I have a foIder of over 200 wojaks already, but this one I refuse to save. I just hate it so much. It's so off-putting. The stupid expression he makes. The blood running from his eyes. The veins. The pink skin. The red eyes. Urgh, I hate it all so much. Every time I see this wojak, I get physically upset. I want to take this wojak and brutally murder him. I want to stomp his skull until those veins pop out of his head. I want to squeeze those eyes until there's even more blood escaping them. I want to take this wojak and I want to break every bone in his body. I want to chain him up and laugh as he pleas for freedom. I want to burn his skin and listen to his squeals of agony. I want to take this wojak and tie him limb by limb to different moving objects, then watch as his limps are pulled apart from his body. Then I will take them and freeze them in my fridge. I will wait a few days then take them out. Then I will cook them alongside some soup. As I eat the soup, I will laugh. Ha ha. Ha ha. That is how much I hate this wojak

>>38815927
Better than no replies i guess

>>38815894
just buy choccy milk, you're a grown ass man and can do what you want

>>38815873
Holy shit these people are really poor.
I was always amazed at the shit poor white would do. I mean we were poor growing up but we had a sense of priority now we're not poor.

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>>38815873
genetic trash makes and shit disgusting faggot

>>38815973
a not and
wasnt going to correct out of shame

>>38815868

>Our "energy", our aura, the vibes we give off

It's called being ugly

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woah lad calm down I'm sure you're okay. take it easy. I'm sure yer not fundamentally fucked.

>>38815913
Yeah that's why I said "physically" you mong

>>38815863
>>38815863
You have two option, find people that already play those games and convince them to play with you and become friends with your charming ways or you can introduce it to your friends, this requires to use your charming to shill the game or the friend in question must really want to hang with you to the point where he doesn't mind picking up new games.

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>>38815863
When do you play overwatch?

>>38815964
both of these require me to be charming so i guess im sol, but thank you for the advice anon

>>38815995
i used to play a lot but now only once every few days because i just lost interest in it

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>Get a job
>manage your finances
>clean your room

I've been there, son

>>38815886
Just got one actually. Hope it sorts me out.

>>38815886
But that also requires that your job has an actual meaning and importance.

If you are able to recognize that your job is essentially meaningless, then you are back to square one, and no amount of cleaning your room will help you.

But nevertheless wasting your time in a pointless job that keeps you occupied enough means that that time is not spent hating yourself.

Outsourcing, office work, low pay for jobs that are actually useful for society, high pay for jobs that are more harm than good. Those are all effect of what happens when the profit is the guiding principle.

And nepotism is mere reaction of it to a general sense of insecurity. I sincerely hope you have a marketable skills that are in demand, otherwise you will be inevitably fucked.

The profit based economy wants us either to work and consume, or kill ourselves. Hence the opiate abuse and deaths from it. The 30-40 something people have trouble coping with it, so they turn to opioids for prescription.

Nothing short of thorough materialistic analysis which does not lie to itself through ad hoc ideological constructs will only help you to untangle this mess and comprehend it.

>>38815821
Don't hit on me, silly boys.

unoriginal

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>join discord
>they immediately try talking to me
I just want to feel the place out myself first!

>join out of boredom
>traps and anime avis arguing and speaking weeb
>leave group

>>38815805
here are my physical criteria for a woman

1. Don't be fat
2. There is no 2

And that is ONLY because being overweight is a huge red flag for a terrible personality, and an indicator of poor impulse control and many other problems

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All I want is a gf like this. It's not much to ask.

>>38815805
Pretty much. We should just spay women with shit bodies so our descendants don't need to suffer dealing with deformed "women".