>post the most autistic fap material in your library
And we'll judge you for it
I didn't feel like looking much
Either this image of a frog fucking a frog girl(1/2)
Or this completely non-sexual image of a girl wearing a skirt.
are you clingy anon? why do people not like clinginess
please talk to me anon, I'm lonely :(
>>38817395
Because it ruins life and makes you into an annoying cunt.
>girl says she likes bf being clingy because it makes her feel wanted
>2 weeks in you're being annoying for wanting to talk at least once a day
Hey guys, depression is hitting me really hard, as im realizing that i'm stuck in a shitty college degree i hate, in a foreign 3rd world poor country, speaking a dirty language i cant stand, because i followed here a girl, who i recently discovered that she was cucking me with dozens of men the entire time.
Any music to help me get through this feel and not completely lose control over my life?
Mexico?
>>38817367
Worst. Argentina
Who here /piggy/
Pic related, it's what I eat for lunch everyday. not pictured is a Large Pepsi, which I get a refill before I go back to work.
fuck that looks really good. Aiming for suicide via heart attack?
>>38817354
>this morning
>cooked over-easy eggs with cheese, Tony's, pink salt and diced onions
>put them over three slices of whole grain toast with hummus spread on them
Tastiest breakfast I've cooked.
>>38817354
I drink Mountain Dew and eat a large bag of Doritos everyday unironically. I'm pretty sure I've developed an addiction, It's quite sad really.
how many bitcoins do I need to get a bf like this?
lol buttcoin
>>38817325
White "men" LOL, get fucked /pol/.
>>38817325
I'm like that, 1 bitcoin is enough to get me on a first date. The rest is your charm.
Why is it so hard to find a girl under 25 who:
>doesn't use (or has minimal) social media
>is a virgin
>is reasonably intelligent
>doesn't do weird shit like cut and starve herself
>isn't a christ freak
>>38817305
There are girls like that anon, they just doesn't want to get found by you.
>>38817305
why would they?Why would you not reap the benefits that are provided to you?
>>38817333
I'm a good guy though. I don't mean that in the "but I'm a nice guy" way, I just mean that I would be good to them and never leave them. I'm also tall and in good shape, I'm just not quite full Chad.
Let's get those chadposters in here. I love these things, and more of them need to be made.
Here's another chad. pretty rare
this is the last vaguely rare chad I have.
>>38817281
>>38817294
Wow these are pretty pathetic
so is this what you guys post and laugh at all day?
Reminder that social media is one of the worse things to happen to humanity since the invention of gunpowder.
>>38817280
i dont need a reminder when im on a constant reminder
>>38817304
Hmmm
uyguh'
That phone case is the real crime
Lets have a /revenge/ thread
>At uni
>Walking to class
>Pass by two girls
>One of them calls me a creep
>Over the line roastie
>Find her facebook
>She has a boyfriend
>Everything is public
>Perfect
>Save her pictures, learn her interests
>Make an okcupid account
>Fill it out with her info
>Interact with others a little
>Make a fake Chad facebook account
>Message her boyfriend
>"Hey bro sorry to bring this up but I was on okcupid and I do google searches of my dates, found your gf on it. Thought I should let you know."
>bf messages me back "wow dude thanks for telling me."
>A few days later check her facebook
>Relationship: Single.
>>38817148
I wish I had the balls to do stuff like this but I'm too scared of being found out. The libcucks at my uni would probably expel me if I got caught
>Even mentioning cuckbook
OP is a normalfuck
>>38817148
>>Pass by two girls
>>One of them calls me a creep
How'd you know her name?
WEEEU WEEEU
Anon you have to get dubs or im putting you in the slammer!
>>38817138
Here officer, I've done nothing wrong. I demand you release me at once!
>>38817151
To the slammer you go, one free phone call, no chicken strip dinner!
>>38817214
No, officer, I swear my dubs are right here. Please, check em
Moved into dorm today for first year of college. My roommate is sleeping and has one of those noise makers that makes sounds of rain and thunder and lightning at full blast. It's annoying as shit, what do I do?
>>38817095
Talk to him about it tomorrow. If you're gonna share a living space best to establish diplomatic relations early rather than be one of those miserable cunts who passive aggressively deals with a roommate they deplore.
>>38817095
Rape him while he's sleeping. When he wakes up tell him thunder makes you horny. Trust me he will never turn it on again.
wtf is a noise maker? if he wants ambient sounds then suggest he wears heaphones and use one of the apps
left or right?
Also, does anyone have the rest of the album in english
>>38817083
The girl on the left is too close to being a thot and i dont trust her loyalty, the girl on the right is actually innocent and would generally be better romantically and sexually
right one is super cute and pure and the one on the left is just a thot
Girl on the right would be fun to tease and is actually more genuine and is trying her best.
Because Google is an evil company, I want to support them as little as possible financially. I'm stuck with Gmail because I'm not going to go through the trouble of changing my e-mail on every online account I have. But I can switch my browser. What are some browsers that aren't run by evil corporations. Don't say Brave, it runs like shit.
firefox nightly
oregano comment
Ms edge
>>38817016
elinks/lynx
*snort* rick and morty isn't funny
>>38816978
*snort* rick and morty is very funny
>>38816978
It can bee somtims. Other it a shit
>>38816978
Does anyone have the Reddit and Memey picture? Thanks
Anyone else here suffer from 'wet gas'?
It's become a really big problem for me recently. Most of my gas has become wet, to the point where every time I sense flatulence I sit on the toilet.
To those who don't suffer from it, this probably seems like a joke. But it's not at all -- it affects your everyday life in a big way. I'm always afraid my wet gas smells bad to the people around me and they talk behind my back. It's hard to have confidence socially when you've got a damp asscrack.
Anyway, I'm hoping /r9k/ will put its per-conceived notions / modesty aside and participate in my thread. I know there's more of you who suffer from this than you let on -- come on in, share stories, experiences, tips etc.
haha
can i smell it?
Hmm slow start to my thread. Not the response I was hoping for.
I'll kick things off with a story:
>be at small get-together
>friends with only 1 person there
>home-owner has a hot tub
>we all go in, have drinks
>talking to a girl, she's nice to me (big deal as a KHV)
>afterward in a spare bedroom, sitting on the bed while getting changed
>have wet gas
>stand up, yellowish brown stain on white blanket
>flip blanket over and hide stain
>girl goes in after me to change
>comes out complaining that it smells
>'you couldnt smell it? i can smell it even now'
>make excuse and leave ASAP
Just one of many times wet gas has fucked up my life.
>>38817027
Have you talked to a doctor about it? That honestly sounds awful