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are you for real opie

>>38818439
Is this a common occurrence?

If not, better join in before you miss the chance.

>>38818439
>being a beta
welp you're on 4chan using epic meme reaction photos what else is there to expect.

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just absolutely cucked.

>>38818735
He's not even that bad looking relative to her. Girls are fucking psychopaths.

>>38818405
>not 27 years old
What did she mean by this?

Also is it bad that your pic actually cheered me up OP? Usually the single moms are wearing revealing clothing and have black kids. This woman is dressed modestly and has a white kid, she looks like she has it together.

Wow, how far have we fallen desu

Is this a real thing? I'm 6'1" and 200 lbs. and I consider myself fat and beyond the point of no return. Your bf is a manlet and a land whale, what got you into him?

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I only need the warm embrace of Japanese cartoons

>>38818417
This might be hard for you to understand but personality matters, or he's rich.

Disappointment and disgust.

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:wow, what a try-hard fag lmao" -internal monologue upon seeing this

>>38818367
unironically would think "lel fuccboii" and then carry on my marry way if I even gave thought about it there are plenty of armenian fuccboiis and other mudshits who drive that car

This thread is what all true shitposters strive for.

no doubt op is giving oral pleasure to several men as we speak

>>38818322
Muh boy!

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>there are people in 2017 who genuinely dismiss an infinitely dense behavioral record containing the accumulated wisdom of 10,000+ years of human history because they can't comprehend the complex and nuanced metaphors required to accomplish such a feat, so their cognitive dissonance chalks the entire phenomenon up into "lol theres no sky daddy im so smart ;)"

Christ frowns upon you. It's not too late to make Him smile.

I can't speak to every deity, but God/Adonai/Allah/Yahweh is definitely not real.

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I want to believe oregona

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>>38818267
gag on cock

I'm glad you feel the same way.

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>>38818267
Conald Eugene Petersen is Herking for both You and Me , Friend

let us Pete in the Name of Gene

HeyMan

Im in the same boat as you anon i hate this place with all my black shrivled up heart, this place has brought me nothing but disdain for the modern world, and made me realise the west will colapse by the end of mv lifetime and there is nothing that can be done, helping will simply prolong our suffering and demise. yet for some odd reason my addiction for eternal knowledge draws me in ever closer to the abyss, and each time I turn the monitor off and go to sleep I feel as if more of my life force has been sucked out my body and replaced with ever more foreboding in an incessant downward spiral towards the cold dephts of obblivion.

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>>38818767
same, my original comrade.

>>38818815
But despite all this melancholy and my constantly bleak out look in regards to life, i have learned through reading many great works of philosophy and contemplating ideas of spirituality that all but one thing remains, the single thing most important thing imbedded within any man that lasts beyond the grave and seeps into the fabric of reality despite the enemies at the gate and even the ashes of everything on the floor.

And that is the eternal aspect of a man's honour this metalphysical embodient can never be stifled or forgotten no matter how hard they try a man's honour is something that goes beyond reality and deep into the realm of stactic conciousnes a place where countless mens convictions and sacrfices go to and will never be forgotten.

And thats how I carry on with my days despite all odds, by clinging to this notion of honor and the hope that one day i will be called upon to volunteer for something that i truly belive in and will be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for.

>>38818261
>Why is it so fucking good?
Because you're a fat fuck.

>>38818261
I fucking love trashy burgers

they are so good

doubles or die

>>38818249
Nah homie that isn't a "Chad" moment.

That's a "just being confident/just being yourself" moment. Do it over and over again and you'll say goodbye to your virginity eventually.

>>38818249
You're adorable lad

>>38818283
>>38818333

these posts are both correct

>>38818246
Only if im skimming through, or looking for a specific thread.
Idk ive just always browsed normally, its comfy for me.

I've been using an external catalogue since before moot made his, but I browse reddit9k in pages.

How else I'm going to reach page 10 and be free?

>>38818190
wtf I love this gf. Give her to me right now

>>38818190
I can never think of what she would say because my only interactions with girls are online messages.

>>38818190
It's really fun to read this but women (and men) both will feed you bullshit, You really can't trust any thing any one says because the second they think they find some one better, all those positive remarks and compliments turn into silence
Every one abandons you for the next step because nobody is perfect and the longer some one knows you, the more faults they won't overlook

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>>38818151
not bad enough
im willing to end my life because of how much i want 1, but not willing to live on through the pain to get 1

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>>38818151
Yea, just someone to watch anime with and exercise would be cool. Obviously someone who hasn't banged a bajillion dudes too. All girls I meet have had 10+ partners.

I don't even care anymore
Roasties are gonna be a waste of time,money and energy.
Fuck that

Is praying literally just asking for shit? I thought it was deeper than that, like affirming your faith in god or something

>>38818245
yeah that's what most people do. people don't seem to realize that god literally doesn't do shit for you at all he just enables the happening of shit by giving life to someone.

>>38818245
Blame prosperity gospel. Dumbing down christianity to fit the capitalist age.

whats your current height and weight anon?

>>38817990
It's water weight. It's medically impossible to lose that much fat in such a short period of time.

water weight from glycogen depletion numbnuts

watch it all bounce back

you couldn't have lost more than 1.5 lbs