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Who here isn't a tranny but still wishes they were born the opposite gender?
I'd commit murder to have been born a woman.
>Getting sex and relationships is like choosing off a menu
>You can do no wrong in society's eyes
>Men are willing to do everything for you
>Lower expectations in all facets of life
>Could make a living showing off my tits on cam or selling my used panties
I could deal with muh periods.
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>>38819032
and when you're 30+ and start degrading you can become a gold digger and never work for the rest of your life.
however you will become the scum of the earth.
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>>38819032
Life isn't really like that for women. That's just a meme.
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It's not about easier life but i find feminine figure much more aesthetically pleasing. I'd probably spend all day trying on clothes and buying as much lingerie as possible.
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One hundred and sixty hours.
One hundred and sixty hours.
One hundred and sixty.
This is a number that will forever be rooted in the canals of my brain like some kind of cancerous tumor. It has only been my first month working and in that month I wasted one hundred and sixty hours of my life sitting behind a desk mindlessly typing bullshit that is of little signifcance to anything or anyone in this world. Sure, I get a meager paycheck that allows me to go and get needlessly inebriated with friends on the weekend in a cabin attempt to forget the hellacious week that proceeded it, but is it really worth it? Is buying some shiny new gadget really worth one hundred and sixty hours a month of wasting my life? Can you imagine the things I could do in this time instead? I could master a foreign language, develop an artistic talent or dedicate myself to studying but instead I must slave behind a computer screen, meticulously counting down the seconds until I can return home. My work is of little importance, it pays relatively well but it's all a facade. I act as a middleman pushing bullshit to other bullshitters whom are all equally insignificant in life. I will never make a mark on this world. I will never create something that another person enjoys. I will never emotionally impact anyone with my shitty job.
I can no longer stand being a wagecuck. This is enivtably going to end in my suicide or absolute total self destruction as I become an alcoholic and addicted to prostitutes. The hollow feeling that wagecucking for one hundred and sixty hours a month can not be remedied with simple anecdotes like "work sucks!" and "thank God it's Friday'" Humans were not meant to squander their lives like this. There has to be something more to life.
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>>38819006
This is why I've sworn to never work at a desk, I've done it for 4 years now and I'm fucking done with it.
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whats your job anon? and are you sure this misery is specific to this job in general or just this specific one/place? I recently quit a job for one that pays less and is 3 times as far but I am far more fulfilled and happy with my new one.
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>>38819114
OP is an unemployed 19 year old NEET LARPing as a wagecuck
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>"college is so much better than high school, trust me"
>it's the same exact thing
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>>38818979
*SPOILER ALERT*
so is uni!
& the adult world
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@38818999
don't respond to the namefag
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>>38818979
>exact same as highschool
Nigga, you clearly went to the wrong fucking college.
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i cant even see myself with a girl anymore. how would it even work? what would we do that makes me happy?if i want sex i can get a prostitute.
feel like my brain is fried
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Yup. Same. Though, it's because i eventually just gave up.
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I just can't imagine anybody ever wanting me.
Anything I can offer is also offered by men who are better than me.
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>>38819148
ah yes, those feels do hurt quite a lot. If I were a girl, I'd never choose some faggot loser like myself.
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How much of a stereotypical fembot are you? 2017-08-03 09:05:44 Post No.38818960
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How much of a stereotypical fembot are you?
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Sup fembots: How much of a "typical fembot" are you?
>Regularly play video games [ ] +2
>Regularly watch anime [ ] +3
>Have hair dyed an unnatural color [ ] +5
>Have tattoos [ ] +5
>Have nipple (or other similar) piercings [ ] +5
>Own multiple sex toys [ ] +5
>Stream video games [ ] +5
>Have worn cat ears more than once [ ] +5
>Have cosplayed [ ] +5 (+10 if you cosplay regularly)
>Wear "lolita fashion" or some other type of "j-fashion" unironically [ ] +5
>Have camwhored [ ] +5 (+10 if you've camwhored regularly)
>Bad relationship with father [ ] +5
>Regularly watching extreme porn [ ] +10
>Sexual abuse in past [ ] +10
>Have had sex with a man you met online [ ] +10 (have had sex with multiple men you've met online +15)
Maximum number of points: 100
0-20: Why are you even here?
20-40: Below average fembot, probably still have hope in life.
40-60: A "typical" fembot, may require a psychologist, but may not.
60-80: Full blown mental illness. Hopefully you're seeking care.
80-100: She-who-must-not-be-named-in-OP-tier - Seek help from your nearest medical professional IMMEDIATELY.
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>>38818960
Most of those things aren't fembot things, OP. Dyed hair? Tattoos? Who do you think is posting here? I'm pretty sure most of the girls here are sweatpants wearing nerds.
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>>38818986
>being this new
Lol. I used to buy into the shy prudish fembot meme too.
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Where is "diagnosed mental issues"? That's pretty much a requirement to be a fembot.
how can i increase the girth of my dick
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>>38818898
You can't. Not without damaging yourself.
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>>38818898
lay your penis on a flat surface and slam your fist down on it 10 minutes per day
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put salt in the hole, it will cause inflammation and your cock will get big
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>sister moved out
>family rents out her old room
>now live with a qt Asian girl in the same house
The only time she talks to me is when she Good morning to me. How I into conversation?
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>>38818777
>caring enough about 3D to talk to them
unbelievable
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>now live with a qt Asian girl in the same house
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHERISH IT
GOD FUCKING DAMN
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>>38818777
>you're awake in the morning
You literally have a normie af life already from that alone.
Offer her coffee in the morning (get up first and make it) or get really ballsy and offer her breakfast while you cook a bunch of eggs and meat and shit.
Then you just sit and talk with her over coffee/breakfast.
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Should I kill myself at this point, lads?
> ugly face
> acne
> skinnyfat
> pectus excavatum
> russian citizenship
> cannot get normal job
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the problem is really about how, no if
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>>38818751
Now how about you try listing some positives about yourself, OP!
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>>38818763
I have a railroad near. Hope I will make some fags late for work.
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Does reading (fiction) really make you smarter?
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>>38818740
Maybe vocabulary wise
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ask /Iit/
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>>38818753
They told me it does, but lurking on that board made me think otherwise.
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steam friendship thread
post your qt IDs!!
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post your feet first
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>>38818714
>tfw too paranoid to post steam ID
Y'all just want to dox me. I know your tricks.
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>>38818779
it's not worth it. all steam threads are full of autism
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>tfw no autistic gf
o
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>tfw no submissive masochistic hypersexual gf
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>it seems we both have autism, haven't we?
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"let me think of an example of a compliment...like for example...let me think of an example of what a compliment is...you've got...let me think!"
poor guy
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I stopped getting erections. I can watch porn and get half chub max. It just seems really old amd uniteresting now. I see girls everyday but i've stopped having sexual urges.
I used to fap ALOT. I never gave up so idk what's going on.
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Porn-induced ED. Enjoy.
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>>38818666
how old r u. when did this start happening.
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>>38818701
21. Within the last month.
>>38818685
It's not that I can't get hard, it's just that I don't get turned on.
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Why do you think you can make fun of us for our labia, but get mad when we make fun of you for being short?
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>>38818611
you can't fix your height and just like OP pic people who try to do something about it just get ridiculed further
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>>38818611
Nobody does that except insecure virgin manchildren.
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The only reason people on /r9k/ even propagated the roasty meme is because women shame men for shortness/penis size.
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Say something nice about Canada, RIGHT NOW.
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You canadians are cucks
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I met a cool girl from there once, but she was a roastie degenerate. Even so, I wish I could have had her as my gf. Oh well.
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Once the US gets into war with North Korea, it'll be a whole entire week before we follow suit.
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>average /r9k/ user is an upper middle class, university educated, white collar professional, most likely married with children
>meanwhile I'm a single loser and can't get a job
I feel like I don't deserve to post here among you fine people.
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It's okay, we don't judge, we are welcoming. I'm even a bit of an oddball since I'm not married, only have a gf.
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>>38818583
Wow, I thought I was the only one!
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>lower middle class
>working on masters
>kissless virgin
>gave up on plans for having a family
>also can't get a job